Sophie Monk

Sophie Monk Hot Sweaty Ball Tricks for the Down Under Zoo

We do so love Sophie Monk. Love, lust, long for that ridiculously hot body of hers. So when these photos of the delicious model and actress handling balls appeared in the Aussie version of Zoo magazine, well, we nearly busted our athletic supportive equipment.

Somehow, these photos do look awfully familiar, or maybe I'm having deja vu all over again, but Sophie Monk hotness will invade your very soul, if you let it, and I highly suggest you do. Mmm, sweaty goodness. Enjoy.

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Sophie Monk Flashes Deep Cleavage on the Way to Chateau Marmont

Ah, the simple pleasures of a hot girl from Down Under in a cleavetastic outfit showing up to be my date to Chik-fil-A. Well, so maybe the sextastic Sophie Monk was meeting somebody else at Chateau Marmont, but it's only a matter of time before she realizes that the man she ought to be with is he who drools the most staring at her hot body. There's no reason a stalker can't also be a great boyfriend, and I do have all those fast food coupons with which to treat a lady. C'mon, Sophie, just respond to one of my crayon-written letters.Enjoy.

Sophie Monk Sits for An Art Exhibit at Chateau MarmontUPDATED TO ADD: Here's a photo of the sexalicious Sophie Monk 'sitting' for the art exhibit inside Chateau Marmont. The kind of art I think we can all appreciate.

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures Remind Me of Why I Loved Bounce Houses as a Kid

Of my very favorite imports from Down Under, somewhere between Vegemite and bad-ass Koala bears, lies the ridiculously hot and not-super-skinny bikini body of Sophie Monk, on display on a photoshoot over the weekend on, of course, a yacht. I lust Sophie even more now that she's added some softness to her frame, putting her more-cushion-for-the-pushing body right in the face of the beanpole models. Flash the gifts that nature gave you, Sophie, and we will keep on ogling. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures So Sexy They Will Rock Your Love Boat

Oh, yeah, that's outrageously hot Sophie Monk. That's her tiny bikini. And that's the yacht of some lucky bastard who gets to stare at her precious half-nekkid body all day long during her sextastic bikini photo session. Don't get me wrong, I relish in a pap's eye view of the entire delightfully fleshy hard body affair, but to be the dude who sits behind the captain's wheel with a Stoli martini and gets to ask sweaty Sophie if she'd like to take the S.S. Salty Sausage out for a spin after the photoshoot, well, that's just a seaman's dream. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk Sexy Pussy Whipper As Skintight Catwoman

Wow, just wow, this takes the quite natural lust of hot girl cosplay, combines it with a splash of love for DC Comics, spins it in a giant tank of Aussie hotness, and, voila, Sophie Monk decked out in a skin tight Catwoman costume, including working whip, natch, rendering the gentleman ogler pretty much incapable of clear speech.

For further fanboy faptitudeness, do be aware that these photos, snapped during the filming of a comedy sketch, were actually shot in the Adam West-ian TV Batcave in Hollywood. Too much for this nerd to comprehend, but just enough to imagine a good lashing at the hands (and hot body) of Sophie Monk. Enjoy.

Sexy Wonder from Down Under: Sophie Monk Shines Hotly for Maxim

As long as we're doing a major Aussie shotout today, how about Sophie Monk in the July edition of Maxim magazine. Yowser. This pop divette turned model turned actress of some sorts, well, she's all kind of ridiculously hot. Known for strutting the worlds nightclub scene half-dressed (which is half too much, by the way), Sophie Monk has an asstastic to die for, and a boobtastic that makes you want to live. It's a delightfully confusing combination of hotness. Bless you, sixth or seventh continent or what have you. Enjoy.