Less than two weeks now until The Avengers hits the big screen and Hollywood threw a big old fashioned hottie bash last night at Graumann's Chinese Theater to celebrate the premiere. With Disney in lead ownership position, not only were the film stars present, but everybody connected to any Disney show anywhere in the history of time and space was pushed before the cameras in a major Mouse House pimptacular event. Still, we don't mind.
Not when the array of hotties grows even larger by sheer volume. Leading the pack last night in the sextastic red carpet department was Scarlett Johansson, natch, The Black Widow, who even though she's closed up her shell a bit since her rough times last year, can not hide her inner hotness. In addition to ScarJo, we found ourselves getting tingly over our former ginger crush, Renee Olstead, BBT starlet Cobie Smulders, pumpkin headed hottie, Audrina Patridge, and the latest Disney starlet pipeline future hottie, Bella Thorne, who is far too young to associate with tingles (but put them in a box for a few years down the road when we can pull them out again).
It was quite the thing last night. Expect a monumental box office showing from The Avengers. Enjoy.
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Scarlett Johansson Cleavetastic Premiere Pics Have Us Drooling For More Black Widow
We really are having a tough time waiting for The Avengers to open in the U.S. here, a couple more weeks, and seeing photos of the cleavy Scarlett Johansson at the Moscow premiere for the film certainly isn't helping.
It's not so much that we can't wait to see Scarlett as Black Widow in the film as it is the almost certain to be nightly fun time dreams of her in that skintight costume making us perform all sorts of indecent acts. She's got just the right kind of body to turn even the most innocent of moments into the most tempting of fantasies. Oh, no, it's beginning already... enjoy.
WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW WE FELT VIEWING THESE SCARJO BIKINI PICS