Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson and Some Topless Slumber Party Hotties Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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Among the other delicacies of Fridays around here is our weekly visit with the good and skintastic loving folks at Mr. Skin who share our specific goal in life of spreading as much celebrity hot bodied goodness around as humanly possible. It’s like when a D&D nerd meets another D&D nerd at computer camp and they just know they’re going to have things to talk about as they hide together behind the cabins to avoid physical activity hour each day. Besties.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the curvaceous unveiling of Scarlett Johansson in her finally released Under the Skin, the ever glowing topless and bottomless goodness of the girls of the classic Slumber Party Massacre finally out on Blu-Ray, and a look at the fine topless funbags of the witchy girls of Game of Thrones in honor of the coming Season 4 debut. A handful, mouthful, and otherwise full load of outrageous celebrity skin. I couldn’t be more pleased. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson is a Boobtastic Badass in ‘Lucy’

I’m not quite sold on the new Luc Besson movie. All that Morgan Freeman 100% of the brain junk seems pretty retread, but we are talking bad-ass Scarlett Johansson kicking ass and taking names and showing off her cleavage in the trailer for this summer’s Lucy.

That’s three movies I count for Scarlett just released or about to be released including her nekkid turn in Under the Skin, this film, and, of course, Captain America, Scarlett in Black Spandex, coming out tomorrow. And, oh yeah, she’s pregnant. Probably not filming any new ones for just a while, but the curvaceous blonde seems to be quite at the top of her game. And, oh, the mighty fine tops she has. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Seems Like a Dream

That’s Scarlett Johansson naked. You may recognize her from many of her major motion pictures, or if you’ve Incepted my brain, you’d recognize her from many lesser known dreamscape works involving satin panties and a leather riding crop. For her, naturally.

We’re getting closer to a clearer look at Scarlett Johansson truly nekkid in Under the Skin. You can actually see the movie yourself soon, or just wait for a clearer image of the best parts of Scarlett, did I mention, fully nude. It’s not likely to ever be crystal clear, and certainly not well lit, I imagine Scarlett made that very clear back in 2011 when she shot this movie. Nevertheless, it will still provide to be ScarJo epic. Oh, those knockers. Killing me! Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Brings Out the Red Motherly Big Ones for Captain America in London

You know, short of the guy who made her pregnant, I think I’m delighting in this Scarlett Johannson knocked up version more than just about anybody. I am more than pleased to see Scarlett has done little of anything, if not enhanced, the cleavage show she’s putting on on various red carpets with her bulging mammarials. It’s creating quite the visual keepsakes.

As with all hot celebrity pregnancies, I always worry that we will lose the visions we lust so dearly. But if Scarlett’s first half of the gestational migration is any indication, by month seven or eight we’re going to start needing bigger cameras. I can’t wait. Pregnant hotties ho! Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Nude and Fully Frontal in Under the Skin! (Blurry Beautiful Sneak Peek)

 
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I’ll be the first to admit, these peeks at Scarlett Johansson nude in the adapted novel sci-fi flick, Under the Skin, is blurry enough to potentially be my grandma. If my grandma was in her mid 20′s and had an amazing rack just like Scarlett Johansson! Sorry, granny, it ain’t happening.

This film was actually shot so long ago, I’d almost forgot it was still coming out. I think it dates all the way back to 2011 when Scarlett had many of her private nude photos leaked simultaneous to a bunch of romantic relationship issues, then she did this movie, then Sean Penn, and it was quite a tumultuous time. But through and through, we always heard that Scarlett was a full-frontal alien evil seductress in this film. While I suspect we will soon be seeing more resolute evidence of this assertion, I’d call the myth confirmed as of about right this very happy second. Enjoy.

(Thank you to EgoReader ‘Ace’ and others who were quick on the draw.)

Scarlett Johansson Cleavetastic for The Winter Soldier Premiere

Well, there are a couple upsides to the Scarlett Johansson pregnancy I can see all the way from here. The bouncy hot actress hit the red carpet of the Captain America: The Winter Soldier and was looking all kinds of extra bosomy special. Those glorious funbags of hers will definitely become that much more glorious even as she is likely taken off our form fitting bikini and wardrobe list for at least a little while now.

As always, I do fret when some of our favorite sextastic celebrities become with child as to the future of their visual display efforts. But I’ve mostly been proven to be unduly concerned, though a few key hottie losses through the years means I will continue to lose sleep until we once more see Scarlett looking MILF fine on her first post-child bikini vacation. I await. And pray. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Exudes The Sextastic for Dazed & Confused

I suppose these photos of the wicked hot Scarlett Johansson on the pages of Dazes & Confused magazine are somehow meant to inspire women to go out and buy lots of shizz. I can only speak for what it’s doing to this man, and I don’t feel like going out at all. Or buying another outfit for my closet. Mostly  I’m just imagining Scarlett in my boudoir in a tight black little thing while I explain to her how I am not only not offended by the concept of sympathy sex, I think it’s nearly saintly behavior.

When Scarlett kicks it into high gear, she really is one of the most sextastic women on this planet. I know there’s makeup and lighting and touchups and all that nonsense, but I wouldn’t kick Scarlett out of my bed for having bare morning face. Not when it was attached to her bare body. I’m a beggar, and, yet, I’m still choosy. I choose ScarJo. Enjoy.