Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Brings Out the Red Motherly Big Ones for Captain America in London

You know, short of the guy who made her pregnant, I think I'm delighting in this Scarlett Johannson knocked up version more than just about anybody. I am more than pleased to see Scarlett has done little of anything, if not enhanced, the cleavage show she's putting on on various red carpets with her bulging mammarials. It's creating quite the visual keepsakes.

As with all hot celebrity pregnancies, I always worry that we will lose the visions we lust so dearly. But if Scarlett's first half of the gestational migration is any indication, by month seven or eight we're going to start needing bigger cameras. I can't wait. Pregnant hotties ho! Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Nude and Fully Frontal in Under the Skin! (Blurry Beautiful Sneak Peek)

 

I'll be the first to admit, these peeks at Scarlett Johansson nude in the adapted novel sci-fi flick, Under the Skin, is blurry enough to potentially be my grandma. If my grandma was in her mid 20's and had an amazing rack just like Scarlett Johansson! Sorry, granny, it ain't happening.

This film was actually shot so long ago, I'd almost forgot it was still coming out. I think it dates all the way back to 2011 when Scarlett had many of her private nude photos leaked simultaneous to a bunch of romantic relationship issues, then she did this movie, then Sean Penn, and it was quite a tumultuous time. But through and through, we always heard that Scarlett was a full-frontal alien evil seductress in this film. While I suspect we will soon be seeing more resolute evidence of this assertion, I'd call the myth confirmed as of about right this very happy second. Enjoy.

(Thank you to EgoReader 'Ace' and others who were quick on the draw.)

Scarlett Johansson Cleavetastic for The Winter Soldier Premiere

Well, there are a couple upsides to the Scarlett Johansson pregnancy I can see all the way from here. The bouncy hot actress hit the red carpet of the Captain America: The Winter Soldier and was looking all kinds of extra bosomy special. Those glorious funbags of hers will definitely become that much more glorious even as she is likely taken off our form fitting bikini and wardrobe list for at least a little while now.

As always, I do fret when some of our favorite sextastic celebrities become with child as to the future of their visual display efforts. But I've mostly been proven to be unduly concerned, though a few key hottie losses through the years means I will continue to lose sleep until we once more see Scarlett looking MILF fine on her first post-child bikini vacation. I await. And pray. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Exudes The Sextastic for Dazed & Confused

I suppose these photos of the wicked hot Scarlett Johansson on the pages of Dazes & Confused magazine are somehow meant to inspire women to go out and buy lots of shizz. I can only speak for what it's doing to this man, and I don't feel like going out at all. Or buying another outfit for my closet. Mostly  I'm just imagining Scarlett in my boudoir in a tight black little thing while I explain to her how I am not only not offended by the concept of sympathy sex, I think it's nearly saintly behavior.

When Scarlett kicks it into high gear, she really is one of the most sextastic women on this planet. I know there's makeup and lighting and touchups and all that nonsense, but I wouldn't kick Scarlett out of my bed for having bare morning face. Not when it was attached to her bare body. I'm a beggar, and, yet, I'm still choosy. I choose ScarJo. Enjoy.

Mr. Skin Unveils Most Anticipated Celebrity Nekkid Scenes for the Coming Year (VIDEO)

 

2013 was one tremendous year in the world of celebrity skin. To kick off 2014, our flesh on film loving friends at Mr. Skin have compiled their top three most anticipated nekkid scenes of the coming year. We know they're coming, that is, they're just not out yet. Who knows what the entire 12-months itself will actual unfurl in our sweaty faces.

For their top three, Mr. Skin chose Charlotte Gainsbourg and Stacy Martin nekkid in the sex filled Nymphomaniac, Dakota Fanning and Elizabeth Olsen skinny dipping in Very Good Girls, and Scarlett Johansson topless in the sci-fi thriller Under the Skin. It seems certain to be a wonderful year in visual exhibition. Can not wait. Enjoy.

(Do not be the last kid on your block to get your Ego-special membership to Mr. Skin.com.)

Spin the Dreidel of Celebrity Hotness for Hanukkah

Alef, Bet, Gimel, Hotties today in honor of the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah, which happens to coincide with Thanksgiving for the first time in anybody's lifetime. While we routinely call out the Hebrew School Hotties that grace our pages, for today let's think of them as the potato latkes of the sextastic. Toned and firm on the outside, soft and warm and squishy on the inside. I'm pretty sure that's how it's described in the Jewish cookbooks.

Join me now for a look at ten crazy hot girls who will spend this week lighting the menorah candles and remembering days long ago.

Scarlett Johansson Wicked Hot With Too Much Wardrobe in Vogue Mexico

Scarlett Johansson is going out strong in 2013. Already riding her Sexiest Woman Alive title from Esquire, Scarlett is also making her mark in Vogue Mexico this final month of the year, looking all kinds of crazy hot, even if adorned in far too much wardrobe. I'm not exactly sure who decides to pay Scarlett big bucks for a photoshoot then shows up with a whole bunch of covering clothing and accessory items. I suppose it's those people we call 'women'.

No man could ever conceive of covering up Scarlett to make her look better. If the magazine were Vogue by Bill, I can assure you it would feature Scarlett nekkid in the reverse crab position trying to maneuver an obstacle course of fluffy pillows and water cannons. Maybe a honey drizzle machine as well. But, no such magazine exists. Not yet. Enjoy.