Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon Jogs So She Can Show Off Her Legs in Leather Skirts

There may not be a 1:1 ratio there, but I’m happy to see our delightful Reese Witherspoon is back to her Brentwood jogs in her little shorts. I’m not sure where Reese has gotten off to more recently, but seems to be law run-ins and various other entanglements that have kept her from her appointed skin baring sweaty rounds. We’re glad to have her back. And Reese knows she needs to keep up with the toning exercises if she wants to be the mom with growing kids who can still pull off the leather skirt wardrobe option as she did just a few days ago:

Of course, we’d prefer to see the benefits of Reese’s workouts without any clothes on at all. But leather is a solid second place, especially when it’s cut into long strips and used for binding. I’m just musing here. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon Leggy in a Leather Skirt Out in Beverly Hills

Reese Witherspon Upskirt Bare Butt Flash May Cause Rapid Heart Rates

Reese Witherspoon is on something of a naughty streak. Maybe it’s an early mid-life crisis or maybe just the innocent blonde image of perfection has got to let out a little steam, but she’s been showing a bit of skin of late, berating cops in a drunken state, and, now, promenading down the streets in a lightweight short skirt with nothing beneath save for what appears to be a nude colored thong (if that). My, oh, my, what will the ladies at church say to this?

Well, I know what I’m saying. Oh, blessed be. A clean shot of the bare cheeks of our little belusted Reese Witherspoon. I am digging the new Reese. Yeah, maybe a little less bleeping at the po-po, and a little more shows like this upskirt, but I am hardly complaining. Witherspoon wooty. It’s all very good. Enjoy.

The Reese Witherspoon Handcuffed Booking Video

Well, if you’re like me and you ever wondered what it would look like to see Reese Witherspoon in handcuffs, now’s your chance. Our friends at TMZ have the Reese Witherspoon police booking video featuring the so-innocent mom being taking into the police station for processing.

Normally, we’d side with any hot girl and blame the police for overzealous arrests. But it does seem from the reports like Reese went a tad bit overboard in her cop harassment during the arrest of her husband on suspected DUI charges. Best not to start lecturing the cops and disobeying orders if you don’t want to get hooked up and, yeah, end up being seen on video in handcuffs.

Reese Witherspoon Out of the Pokie in Time for ‘Mud’ Premiere

Yeah, Reese Witherspoon got locked up in Atlanta. She wasn’t even the one suspected of drunk driving, that was her husband. But for some Hollywood reason, Reese felt obliged to let her husband’s arresting officer have an earful of her attitude and a whole lot of disobeying his orders and she got hooked up too. I guess couples that violate the law together stay together, so there’s good news for Reese on the marital front.

Kind of too bad to think of our belusted Reese as a mouthy girl who will get your beat by the cops for no good reason, but that won’t stop us from ogling her on the red carpet of her film, Mud, where Reese looked like a million dollars. Slightly more than it cost her to bail herself out of jail in time to get to the premiere.

We come from the Chris Rock school of shutting the eff up when cops are at your car window. But we also come from the school of having fun imagining Reese Witherspoon in a holding cell full of horned up dykes. So, our two schools are currently competing against one another. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon, Maria Menounos, and Brandi Glanville Take Early Lead for Ogle-Worthy on the 2013 Academy Awards Red Carpet

Ah, finally, the 2013 Academy Awards, a.k.a., The Oscars, are finally upon us. The ceremonial end to the six week long bout of Hollywood auto-fellatio that encompasses about 30-40 events of celebrities patting celebrities on the back for being such wonderful citizens of the world. But, make no mistake about it, this is the big one, mostly because every single hot woman in Hollywood will either be at The Oscars today or attending one of the many swank after-parties. This is the single biggest day of the year in Tinsel Town.

Now, then, on to the sextastic on the Oscar Red Carpet….

We’ll be updating this post through the evening, but so far, we’ve got MILFtastic Reese Witherspoon leading our list of ‘damn!’ on the Red Carpet, Brandi Glanville deserving the Attention Getter award for being a reality show housewife who somehow got an Oscar invite and made the boobtastic most of it, and Maria Menounous for simply being ridiculously hot everywhere she goes…

(This gallery will update further as more arrivals, well, arrive)

Reese Witherspoon in Yoga Pants Heading to Pilates Class in LA