Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon, Maria Menounos, and Brandi Glanville Take Early Lead for Ogle-Worthy on the 2013 Academy Awards Red Carpet

Ah, finally, the 2013 Academy Awards, a.k.a., The Oscars, are finally upon us. The ceremonial end to the six week long bout of Hollywood auto-fellatio that encompasses about 30-40 events of celebrities patting celebrities on the back for being such wonderful citizens of the world. But, make no mistake about it, this is the big one, mostly because every single hot woman in Hollywood will either be at The Oscars today or attending one of the many swank after-parties. This is the single biggest day of the year in Tinsel Town.

Now, then, on to the sextastic on the Oscar Red Carpet….

We’ll be updating this post through the evening, but so far, we’ve got MILFtastic Reese Witherspoon leading our list of ‘damn!’ on the Red Carpet, Brandi Glanville deserving the Attention Getter award for being a reality show housewife who somehow got an Oscar invite and made the boobtastic most of it, and Maria Menounous for simply being ridiculously hot everywhere she goes…

(This gallery will update further as more arrivals, well, arrive)

Reese Witherspoon in Yoga Pants Heading to Pilates Class in LA

Reese Witherspoon and Andie MacDowell Clean and Hot at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes

This was the big wrap up weekend to the hottie and snotty fest in the South of France known as the Cannes Film Festival, and it went out with a sextastic bang in a bunch of events we’ll be picking our favorite hotties from, including the premiere of the movie Mud, which saw the Cannes entrance of super busty hot preggo Reese Witherspoon who looked all kinds of with-child with-hotness.

Now, I know women don’t actually glow when pregnant, but when you’re a hardcore ogler with a hardcore thing for pregnant good looking women, well, you might find yourself glowing a bit checking out Reese on the red carpet.

And, a very special shoutout to Andie MacDowell, who sort of kind of bugs me in most every movie role she’s in, but there’s no denying that she looks damn fine for 54, and we won’t even get into the blessing she passed on to her young model daughters (just kidding, we’re going to get into that for sure today as well).

Now, there’s a good chance you’re never going to see any of the movies winning all the awards at Cannes this year, because these are some obscure, non-commercial cinematic mofos, but, let’s never forget the fountain of sextastic celebrity that gets turned on every year for this shindig, and reason alone we already can’t wait for the 61st one next May. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon New Preggo Body Coming Along Nicely

I think she’s on her fifteenth kid or so, but Reese Witherspoon continues to ripen ever so quite nicely during her ‘with child’ months, in a body clinging dress showing off her swelling melons and curving body and all kinds of other hidden fetish worthy goodness that could turn a Reese Witherspoon liker into a luster during her glowing times.

Yes, we often fret when our favorite sexy celebrities get knocked up by their future ex-husbands and boyfriends, but the results often end up being some of the better visuals ever. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon With Child, Bigger Cleavage to Follow

Well, it was only a matter of time before what’s-his-face, the new husband of Reese Witherspoon, decided to mark his territory with his new wife and pre-existing mom of two, and, thus, our be-lusted blonde princess Reese Witherspoon is once more to produce offspring, which is great news for the world, but perhaps less good news for us daily oglers or her Spandex jogs.

However, every cloudy celebrity day has a silver sextastic lining, in this case, the prospect of Reese’s motherly mammarials swelling up to dinner bell sizes which we can expect to see in the coming months. From sadness comes…Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon May Be Pregnant; She’s Definitely Getting MILFier

Admittedly, we here at Egotastic! have a thing for moms, bosoms, and all things blonde and celebrity, so when you start mixing and matching the elements, even in the innocently portrayed form of Reese Witherspoon, we get a little tingly in our naughty bad-boy roleplaying special spots.

Some are saying that our belusted Reese Witherspoon is once more with child, as evidenced by her sort of ballooning Sunday blue church dress and her bigger than normal mom-contained chest puppies, and all we can think is, oh, my, Reese with milk, it just might push us over the edge. Of course, for confirmation, we’d have to get under her Sunday finest with her work boots on. Oh, but there go our dreams again. Reese, we wish we could quit you. We can’t. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Skintastic Windup Includes Reese Witherspoon, Amber Heard, and Some Nekkid Sisters (VIDEO)


While we’re going to be edumacating ourselves this weekend with the documentary, Undefeated, we will definitely need to counter that uplifting of the intellectual spirt with a little sheer celebrity skin on film views as provided by our friends at Mr. Skin.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute, the best 60-second summary of all things fleshy onscreen around, we get to see Reese Witherspoon topless in Twilight, Amber Heard gittin’ it on in Rum Diary, and some Naked Nuns With Big Guns (just watch and you’ll see). Enjoy.