Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon Reveals Cleavage For Vogue Magazine

Movie star and sexy gal Reese Witherspoon displayed her amazing cleave for November's Vogue Magazine issue. She wore a series of fancy dresses that all had one important thing in common: maximum boobage exposure. She should get a second Oscar for those puppies. I've always had a crush on Reese, I admit it. When forced to go see one of her rom-coms by my wife, I rarely complain. Because I think she's really hot unlike other rom-comers that don't do it for me. I understand that rom-comers isn't a word...but it is now because I invented it. Anyhoo, the dresses in these pics also showed off a little bit of Reese's smooth sexy legs. I remember thinking that she had a spectacular set of stems back when she was in Legally Blonde.

Yeah, I saw Legally Blonde. I saw the not so great sequel too. She wore a lot of sexy outfits, yo.

Reese Witherspoon’s Booty In Tights After Yoga Class

Reese Witherspoon was spotted leaving a yoga class in LA in a pair of super tight tights. These things are so form fitting that they look like they were painted on. The result is a detailed look at Reese's pert little booty. All I can say is that all that yoga is paying off because her butt is a sight to behold. I bet when she gets into downward facing dog, it gives the dudes in class upward facing dog, if you get my meaning. I wonder if it's one of those hot yoga classes where everyone gets all sweaty? That would be kinda hot, (zing!). But seriously, Reese needs to show off her butt a lot more. Keeping something that nice locked away inside is just not right. Let those booty muscles out for some air.

I wonder if I can get the name of the yoga studio and sign up for classes. I think her booty could lead me to nirvana. Namaste.

Reese Witherspoon Jogging Straight Into My Lust-Filled Heart

Reese Witherspoon has to be one of the most dedicated joggers in all of Los Angeles. You really don't even see many celebrities jogging anymore, not since they invented Pilates and yoga became popular and all the other indoor sweaty camel toe inducing workout regimens. But Reese is an old-fashioned girl who likes to get out the nylon shorts and the hat and hit the pavement to keep herself in fighting condition.

Reese has always held a minxy blonde place in my lower heart for her ability to bring a little sunshine into the happy time fantasies for well over a decade now. Even after giving birth to something like twenty kids and I don't remember how many marriages, I still melt when Reese jogs past in her sweaty clingy tops and bottoms. I'm a sucker for old school. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon Sideboobs and Miranda Kerr Cleavetastic Help to Hotten Up the Vanity Fair Post Oscar Party

Vanity Fair knows how to throw a post-Oscars party. It's sort of the big event everybody moves to after all the official business is done at the Academy Awards. Plus they throw in all the sextastic celebrities who didn't quite get an official Oscar invite, the likes of Reese Witherspoon who took the occasion to show off an unusual, but definitely appreciate amount of bare boob with her daring dress.

Along with Reese, Sofia Vergara, Miranda Kerr, Olivia Munn, and Zooey Deschanel helped make this the most ultimate prom night you didn't get invited to. Or I should say, I didn't, so just like prom night. The ladies looked stunning. If only Reese had gotten Georgia-tipsy in that dress, we might've seen a malfunction for the ages. But, it's Oscar night, so everybody was on sadly good behavior. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pictures Rarely Seen Hot Little Mommy Glimpses in Hawaii

Oh, happy days are here again. They never really went away I guess, though the last four minutes I've been figuring out how not to do my taxes while still avoiding being somebody's prison bitch. That was four minutes not nearly as fun as the next minutes exploring this rare peek at Reese Witherspoon in a bikini.

Perhaps Reese isn't what she used to be a few kids and a couple husbands ago, but she's still a perfect Southern peach to me. But I have the uncanny ability to look beyond the purely superficial, and see the real women on the inside. The one I want to cover in honey and lick from head to toe as we wash away all her mommy and career worries, and get her to just being a blond minx in her sexual prime looking for somebody to help her find something really juicy to atone for the next Sunday. Oh, Reese, eventually, a couple more husbands from now, we shall be together in some special and likely very brief manner. I can not wait. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon Jogs So She Can Show Off Her Legs in Leather Skirts

There may not be a 1:1 ratio there, but I'm happy to see our delightful Reese Witherspoon is back to her Brentwood jogs in her little shorts. I'm not sure where Reese has gotten off to more recently, but seems to be law run-ins and various other entanglements that have kept her from her appointed skin baring sweaty rounds. We're glad to have her back. And Reese knows she needs to keep up with the toning exercises if she wants to be the mom with growing kids who can still pull off the leather skirt wardrobe option as she did just a few days ago:

Of course, we'd prefer to see the benefits of Reese's workouts without any clothes on at all. But leather is a solid second place, especially when it's cut into long strips and used for binding. I'm just musing here. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspon Upskirt Bare Butt Flash May Cause Rapid Heart Rates

Reese Witherspoon is on something of a naughty streak. Maybe it's an early mid-life crisis or maybe just the innocent blonde image of perfection has got to let out a little steam, but she's been showing a bit of skin of late, berating cops in a drunken state, and, now, promenading down the streets in a lightweight short skirt with nothing beneath save for what appears to be a nude colored thong (if that). My, oh, my, what will the ladies at church say to this?

Well, I know what I'm saying. Oh, blessed be. A clean shot of the bare cheeks of our little belusted Reese Witherspoon. I am digging the new Reese. Yeah, maybe a little less bleeping at the po-po, and a little more shows like this upskirt, but I am hardly complaining. Witherspoon wooty. It's all very good. Enjoy.