Reese Witherspoon

The Reese Witherspoon Handcuffed Booking Video

By Bill Swift | April 23, 2013 @ 10:55 am

Well, if you're like me and you ever wondered what it would look like to see Reese Witherspoon in handcuffs, now's your chance. Our friends at TMZ have the Reese Witherspoon police booking video featuring the so-innocent mom being taking into the police station for processing.

Normally, we'd side with any hot girl and blame the police for overzealous arrests. But it does seem from the reports like Reese went a tad bit overboard in her cop harassment during the arrest of her husband on suspected DUI charges. Best not to start lecturing the cops and disobeying orders if you don't want to get hooked up and, yeah, end up being seen on video in handcuffs.

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Reese Witherspoon in a Swimsuit in Hawaii
Reese Witherspoon in a Swimsuit in Hawaii
Reese Witherspoon in a Swimsuit in Hawaii
Reese Witherspoon in a Swimsuit in Hawaii
Reese Witherspoon in a Swimsuit in Hawaii
Reese Witherspoon in a Swimsuit in Hawaii
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Reese Witherspoon Out of the Pokie in Time for ‘Mud’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | April 22, 2013 @ 11:30 am
Reese Witherspoon Flashing Her Sexy Legs at ‘Mud’ NYC Premiere
Reese Witherspoon Flashing Her Sexy Legs at ‘Mud’ NYC Premiere
Reese Witherspoon Flashing Her Sexy Legs at ‘Mud’ NYC Premiere
Reese Witherspoon Flashing Her Sexy Legs at ‘Mud’ NYC Premiere
Reese Witherspoon Flashing Her Sexy Legs at ‘Mud’ NYC Premiere
Reese Witherspoon Flashing Her Sexy Legs at ‘Mud’ NYC Premiere
Reese Witherspoon Flashing Her Sexy Legs at ‘Mud’ NYC Premiere
Reese Witherspoon Flashing Her Sexy Legs at ‘Mud’ NYC Premiere
Reese Witherspoon Flashing Her Sexy Legs at ‘Mud’ NYC Premiere
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Yeah, Reese Witherspoon got locked up in Atlanta. She wasn't even the one suspected of drunk driving, that was her husband. But for some Hollywood reason, Reese felt obliged to let her husband's arresting officer have an earful of her attitude and a whole lot of disobeying his orders and she got hooked up too. I guess couples that violate the law together stay together, so there's good news for Reese on the marital front.

Kind of too bad to think of our belusted Reese as a mouthy girl who will get your beat by the cops for no good reason, but that won't stop us from ogling her on the red carpet of her film, Mud, where Reese looked like a million dollars. Slightly more than it cost her to bail herself out of jail in time to get to the premiere.

We come from the Chris Rock school of shutting the eff up when cops are at your car window. But we also come from the school of having fun imagining Reese Witherspoon in a holding cell full of horned up dykes. So, our two schools are currently competing against one another. Enjoy.

REESE MOTHER IN A SWIMSUIT STILL FLOATS OUR BOAT
Reese Witherspoon Butt Bikini Pictures in Hawaii
Reese Witherspoon Butt Bikini Pictures in Hawaii
Reese Witherspoon Butt Bikini Pictures in Hawaii
Reese Witherspoon Butt Bikini Pictures in Hawaii
Reese Witherspoon Butt Bikini Pictures in Hawaii
Reese Witherspoon Butt Bikini Pictures in Hawaii
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Reese Witherspoon, Maria Menounos, and Brandi Glanville Take Early Lead for Ogle-Worthy on the 2013 Academy Awards Red Carpet

By Bill Swift | February 24, 2013 @ 4:33 pm
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Ah, finally, the 2013 Academy Awards, a.k.a., The Oscars, are finally upon us. The ceremonial end to the six week long bout of Hollywood auto-fellatio that encompasses about 30-40 events of celebrities patting celebrities on the back for being such wonderful citizens of the world. But, make no mistake about it, this is the big one, mostly because every single hot woman in Hollywood will either be at The Oscars today or attending one of the many swank after-parties. This is the single biggest day of the year in Tinsel Town.

Now, then, on to the sextastic on the Oscar Red Carpet....

We'll be updating this post through the evening, but so far, we've got MILFtastic Reese Witherspoon leading our list of 'damn!' on the Red Carpet, Brandi Glanville deserving the Attention Getter award for being a reality show housewife who somehow got an Oscar invite and made the boobtastic most of it, and Maria Menounous for simply being ridiculously hot everywhere she goes...

(This gallery will update further as more arrivals, well, arrive)

Jessica Chastain Cleavy at the 2013 Oscars Awards
Jessica Chastain Cleavy at the 2013 Oscars Awards
Samantha Barks Deep Cleavage at the 2013 Oscars Awards
Samantha Barks Deep Cleavage at the 2013 Oscars Awards
Kelly Rowland Shows Legs at the 2013 Oscars Awards
Kelly Rowland Shows Legs at the 2013 Oscars Awards
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Reese Witherspoon and Andie MacDowell Clean and Hot at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes

By Bill Swift | May 28, 2012 @ 8:25 am
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
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This was the big wrap up weekend to the hottie and snotty fest in the South of France known as the Cannes Film Festival, and it went out with a sextastic bang in a bunch of events we'll be picking our favorite hotties from, including the premiere of the movie Mud, which saw the Cannes entrance of super busty hot preggo Reese Witherspoon who looked all kinds of with-child with-hotness.

Now, I know women don't actually glow when pregnant, but when you're a hardcore ogler with a hardcore thing for pregnant good looking women, well, you might find yourself glowing a bit checking out Reese on the red carpet.

And, a very special shoutout to Andie MacDowell, who sort of kind of bugs me in most every movie role she's in, but there's no denying that she looks damn fine for 54, and we won't even get into the blessing she passed on to her young model daughters (just kidding, we're going to get into that for sure today as well).

Now, there's a good chance you're never going to see any of the movies winning all the awards at Cannes this year, because these are some obscure, non-commercial cinematic mofos, but, let's never forget the fountain of sextastic celebrity that gets turned on every year for this shindig, and reason alone we already can't wait for the 61st one next May. Enjoy.

REESE IN A TANK TOP, SHOWING OFF HER GIRLS
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Reese Witherspoon New Preggo Body Coming Along Nicely

By Bill Swift | May 2, 2012 @ 10:44 am
Reese Witherspoon Maroon Dress in Brentwood
Reese Witherspoon Maroon Dress in Brentwood
Reese Witherspoon Maroon Dress in Brentwood
Reese Witherspoon Maroon Dress in Brentwood
Reese Witherspoon Maroon Dress in Brentwood
Reese Witherspoon Maroon Dress in Brentwood
Reese Witherspoon Maroon Dress in Brentwood
Reese Witherspoon Maroon Dress in Brentwood
Reese Witherspoon Maroon Dress in Brentwood
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I think she's on her fifteenth kid or so, but Reese Witherspoon continues to ripen ever so quite nicely during her 'with child' months, in a body clinging dress showing off her swelling melons and curving body and all kinds of other hidden fetish worthy goodness that could turn a Reese Witherspoon liker into a luster during her glowing times.

Yes, we often fret when our favorite sexy celebrities get knocked up by their future ex-husbands and boyfriends, but the results often end up being some of the better visuals ever. Enjoy.

THE WITHERSPOON FUNBAGS BLOSSOM WITH CHILD
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Reese Witherspoon With Child, Bigger Cleavage to Follow

By Bill Swift | March 21, 2012 @ 11:44 am
Reese Witherspoon Goes Hiking While Possibly Pregnant
Reese Witherspoon Goes Hiking While Possibly Pregnant
Reese Witherspoon Goes Hiking While Possibly Pregnant
Reese Witherspoon Goes Hiking While Possibly Pregnant
Reese Witherspoon Goes Hiking While Possibly Pregnant
Reese Witherspoon Goes Hiking While Possibly Pregnant
Reese Witherspoon Goes Hiking While Possibly Pregnant
Reese Witherspoon Goes Hiking While Possibly Pregnant
Reese Witherspoon Goes Hiking While Possibly Pregnant
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Well, it was only a matter of time before what's-his-face, the new husband of Reese Witherspoon, decided to mark his territory with his new wife and pre-existing mom of two, and, thus, our be-lusted blonde princess Reese Witherspoon is once more to produce offspring, which is great news for the world, but perhaps less good news for us daily oglers or her Spandex jogs.

However, every cloudy celebrity day has a silver sextastic lining, in this case, the prospect of Reese's motherly mammarials swelling up to dinner bell sizes which we can expect to see in the coming months. From sadness comes...Enjoy.

LESS RUNNING, MORE CLEAVAGE COMING SOON
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Reese Witherspoon May Be Pregnant; She’s Definitely Getting MILFier

By Bill Swift | March 6, 2012 @ 9:49 am
Reese Witherspoon Blue Dress in Santa Monica
Reese Witherspoon Blue Dress in Santa Monica
Reese Witherspoon Blue Dress in Santa Monica
Reese Witherspoon Blue Dress in Santa Monica
Reese Witherspoon Blue Dress in Santa Monica
Reese Witherspoon Blue Dress in Santa Monica
Reese Witherspoon Blue Dress in Santa Monica
Reese Witherspoon Blue Dress in Santa Monica
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Admittedly, we here at Egotastic! have a thing for moms, bosoms, and all things blonde and celebrity, so when you start mixing and matching the elements, even in the innocently portrayed form of Reese Witherspoon, we get a little tingly in our naughty bad-boy roleplaying special spots.

Some are saying that our belusted Reese Witherspoon is once more with child, as evidenced by her sort of ballooning Sunday blue church dress and her bigger than normal mom-contained chest puppies, and all we can think is, oh, my, Reese with milk, it just might push us over the edge. Of course, for confirmation, we'd have to get under her Sunday finest with her work boots on. Oh, but there go our dreams again. Reese, we wish we could quit you. We can't. Enjoy.

OH, REESE, YOU OWN MY HEART AND ALL ORGANS SOUTHWARD
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