Well, it was only a matter of time before what’s-his-face, the new husband of Reese Witherspoon, decided to mark his territory with his new wife and pre-existing mom of two, and, thus, our be-lusted blonde princess Reese Witherspoon is once more to produce offspring, which is great news for the world, but perhaps less good news for us daily oglers or her Spandex jogs.
However, every cloudy celebrity day has a silver sextastic lining, in this case, the prospect of Reese’s motherly mammarials swelling up to dinner bell sizes which we can expect to see in the coming months. From sadness comes…Enjoy.
Admittedly, we here at Egotastic! have a thing for moms, bosoms, and all things blonde and celebrity, so when you start mixing and matching the elements, even in the innocently portrayed form of Reese Witherspoon, we get a little tingly in our naughty bad-boy roleplaying special spots.
Some are saying that our belusted Reese Witherspoon is once more with child, as evidenced by her sort of ballooning Sunday blue church dress and her bigger than normal mom-contained chest puppies, and all we can think is, oh, my, Reese with milk, it just might push us over the edge. Of course, for confirmation, we’d have to get under her Sunday finest with her work boots on. Oh, but there go our dreams again. Reese, we wish we could quit you. We can’t. Enjoy.
While we’re going to be edumacating ourselves this weekend with the documentary, Undefeated, we will definitely need to counter that uplifting of the intellectual spirt with a little sheer celebrity skin on film views as provided by our friends at Mr. Skin.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute, the best 60-second summary of all things fleshy onscreen around, we get to see Reese Witherspoon topless in Twilight, Amber Heard gittin’ it on in Rum Diary, and some Naked Nuns With Big Guns (just watch and you’ll see). Enjoy.
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Maybe it’s because her new movie This Means War is out this week about two men vying for her affections, but bubbly little blonde Reese Witherspoon has been getting pretty cheeky and downright flirty recently. We like to think it’s just for us, but I suppose she has a broader audience in mind.
So maybe Reese’s flirty is still quite PG-rated, but the good girl from New Orleans never really goes to far in the public displays of skintastic department. But that’s what your imagination is for, a little virtual undressing of the more modest celebs, and a short skirt is not a bad place to start. Enjoy.
When Reese shows cleavage, you know it’s a big night.
Now, we’re not exactly sure why our little bubbly blonde thespianic hottie Reese Witherspoon refused to remove her hands from her hips last night at the Hollywood premiere of her film, This Means Wars, but we are quite certain that we can adjust our Reese-fantasies to include some boot knocking with Reese maintaining her rigid pose. We can be flexible as the situation dictates.
Joining Reese Witherspoon in the hotness parade were now suspiciously and suddenly pregnant Kristin Cavallari (still looking hot by the way), Abigail Spencer, and the very underrated Sophia Bush. Not a bad night for ogling in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater. Enjoy.
Do you remember when you first fell in lust with Reese Witherspoon? Was it Cruel Intentions for you? Legally Blonde? The hilarious Election? Either way, that early 20′s something super bubbly blonde actress grew up along the past decade, got all into marriage and mama, found herself claiming the mantle of very serious thespianic craftswoman, and we kind of lost our bubbly blonde. Never really gone for good, but lost in a sea of things other than just reveling in being cute and hot and the object ‘d lust for so many good-hearted oglers.
Now, we’re hoping that old school Reese is back, her striking blonde locks returned to the red carpet for the U.K. premiere of her film, This Means War, flashing some legs, her killer smile, and making us feel those special tingly feelings we did the first time for her over a decade ago now. We can only hope this means Reese Witherspoon is coming back out of her shell. Enjoy.
Okay, call this an ode to our undying lust for conservative blonde thespianic Reese Witherspoon, who since her re-marriage and motherhood has all but closed up the fun-time ogle-worthy views (save for those precious spandex jogging leer opportunities). But Reese looked absolutely boobtastic amazing last night at the 2012 Golden Globe Awards, not just hot, but flashing an amount of funbags we’ve not seen on the minxy actress in an insufferably long time.
Reese, we love your smile, and the minute we stop staring at your boobs, I assure you, we’ll check that out too. Enjoy.