This was the big wrap up weekend to the hottie and snotty fest in the South of France known as the Cannes Film Festival, and it went out with a sextastic bang in a bunch of events we’ll be picking our favorite hotties from, including the premiere of the movie Mud, which saw the Cannes entrance of super busty hot preggo Reese Witherspoon who looked all kinds of with-child with-hotness.
Now, I know women don’t actually glow when pregnant, but when you’re a hardcore ogler with a hardcore thing for pregnant good looking women, well, you might find yourself glowing a bit checking out Reese on the red carpet.
And, a very special shoutout to Andie MacDowell, who sort of kind of bugs me in most every movie role she’s in, but there’s no denying that she looks damn fine for 54, and we won’t even get into the blessing she passed on to her young model daughters (just kidding, we’re going to get into that for sure today as well).
Now, there’s a good chance you’re never going to see any of the movies winning all the awards at Cannes this year, because these are some obscure, non-commercial cinematic mofos, but, let’s never forget the fountain of sextastic celebrity that gets turned on every year for this shindig, and reason alone we already can’t wait for the 61st one next May. Enjoy.