Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon and Andie MacDowell Clean and Hot at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes

This was the big wrap up weekend to the hottie and snotty fest in the South of France known as the Cannes Film Festival, and it went out with a sextastic bang in a bunch of events we’ll be picking our favorite hotties from, including the premiere of the movie Mud, which saw the Cannes entrance of super busty hot preggo Reese Witherspoon who looked all kinds of with-child with-hotness.

Now, I know women don’t actually glow when pregnant, but when you’re a hardcore ogler with a hardcore thing for pregnant good looking women, well, you might find yourself glowing a bit checking out Reese on the red carpet.

And, a very special shoutout to Andie MacDowell, who sort of kind of bugs me in most every movie role she’s in, but there’s no denying that she looks damn fine for 54, and we won’t even get into the blessing she passed on to her young model daughters (just kidding, we’re going to get into that for sure today as well).

Now, there’s a good chance you’re never going to see any of the movies winning all the awards at Cannes this year, because these are some obscure, non-commercial cinematic mofos, but, let’s never forget the fountain of sextastic celebrity that gets turned on every year for this shindig, and reason alone we already can’t wait for the 61st one next May. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon New Preggo Body Coming Along Nicely

I think she’s on her fifteenth kid or so, but Reese Witherspoon continues to ripen ever so quite nicely during her ‘with child’ months, in a body clinging dress showing off her swelling melons and curving body and all kinds of other hidden fetish worthy goodness that could turn a Reese Witherspoon liker into a luster during her glowing times.

Yes, we often fret when our favorite sexy celebrities get knocked up by their future ex-husbands and boyfriends, but the results often end up being some of the better visuals ever. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon With Child, Bigger Cleavage to Follow

Well, it was only a matter of time before what’s-his-face, the new husband of Reese Witherspoon, decided to mark his territory with his new wife and pre-existing mom of two, and, thus, our be-lusted blonde princess Reese Witherspoon is once more to produce offspring, which is great news for the world, but perhaps less good news for us daily oglers or her Spandex jogs.

However, every cloudy celebrity day has a silver sextastic lining, in this case, the prospect of Reese’s motherly mammarials swelling up to dinner bell sizes which we can expect to see in the coming months. From sadness comes…Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon May Be Pregnant; She’s Definitely Getting MILFier

Admittedly, we here at Egotastic! have a thing for moms, bosoms, and all things blonde and celebrity, so when you start mixing and matching the elements, even in the innocently portrayed form of Reese Witherspoon, we get a little tingly in our naughty bad-boy roleplaying special spots.

Some are saying that our belusted Reese Witherspoon is once more with child, as evidenced by her sort of ballooning Sunday blue church dress and her bigger than normal mom-contained chest puppies, and all we can think is, oh, my, Reese with milk, it just might push us over the edge. Of course, for confirmation, we’d have to get under her Sunday finest with her work boots on. Oh, but there go our dreams again. Reese, we wish we could quit you. We can’t. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Skintastic Windup Includes Reese Witherspoon, Amber Heard, and Some Nekkid Sisters (VIDEO)

 

While we’re going to be edumacating ourselves this weekend with the documentary, Undefeated, we will definitely need to counter that uplifting of the intellectual spirt with a little sheer celebrity skin on film views as provided by our friends at Mr. Skin.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute, the best 60-second summary of all things fleshy onscreen around, we get to see Reese Witherspoon topless in Twilight, Amber Heard gittin’ it on in Rum Diary, and some Naked Nuns With Big Guns (just watch and you’ll see). Enjoy.

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Reese Witherspoon Getting a Bit Flirty With Us These Days

Maybe it’s because her new movie This Means War is out this week about two men vying for her affections, but bubbly little blonde Reese Witherspoon has been getting pretty cheeky and downright flirty recently. We like to think it’s just for us, but I suppose she has a broader audience in mind.

So maybe Reese’s flirty is still quite PG-rated, but the good girl from New Orleans never really goes to far in the public displays of skintastic department. But that’s what your imagination is for, a little virtual undressing of the more modest celebs, and a short skirt is not a bad place to start. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon and Kristin Cavallari Bring Their A-Game to ‘This Means War’ Premiere in L.A.

When Reese shows cleavage, you know it’s a big night.

Now, we’re not exactly sure why our little bubbly blonde thespianic hottie Reese Witherspoon refused to remove her hands from her hips last night at the Hollywood premiere of her film, This Means Wars, but we are quite certain that we can adjust our Reese-fantasies to include some boot knocking with Reese maintaining her rigid pose. We can be flexible as the situation dictates.

Joining Reese Witherspoon in the hotness parade were now suspiciously and suddenly pregnant Kristin Cavallari (still looking hot by the way), Abigail Spencer, and the very underrated Sophia Bush. Not a bad night for ogling in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater. Enjoy.