Olivia Wilde

Olivia Wilde Can’t Help But Ooze Sextastic

Just a simple sidewalk scene outside a talk show appearance and Olivia Wilde is driving men wild. Well, I’m speaking for all men who happen to find Olivia a rather attractive woman who went far off the charts when she started hinting at how much she loves long rounds of sex with her lucky bastard boyfriend. Fiance now I guess. Still a lucky bastard.

Sometimes I listen to that old song about marrying an ugly girl if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, and I think to myself, there’s little to no joy in being practical. Olivia, when you’re ready to move on to a man who this morning did just over ten pushups, call me. I’m ready to let you make me unhappy for a good long while. Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde Flashing Legs at ‘Drinking Buddies’ Hollywood Screening

Olivia Wilde Stunning in BoBo 2013 Ad Campaign

Olivia Wilde Bikini Pictures Back to Purple (We Love Hot Girls Who Recycle)

Unlike many celebrities we see on extended beach vacations, Olivia Wilde doesn’t pack a lot of different bikinis. She seems to be wearing the same two over and over again. Today, back to purple.

While I suppose this is a slight demerit on the shock and awe bikini peeking front for us gentleman oglers, far be it for me to let fashion habits get in the way of some super sextastic views this week of Olivia Wilde in her tiny bikinis in Hawaii. In fact, I’m not even done with my thank-you prayers for Olivia’s long bikini vacation really ever. It’s been more than a treat. Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde Bikini Pictures Continue to Paddle Board in from Hawaii

Oh, blessed second day of a bikini vacation, how you become that much hotter. So goes the Hawaiian beach fun time for Olivia Wilde who showed off once more, this time in a little black bikini atop a paddle board, perhaps our new favorite recreational activity for the sextastic ladies.

Seeing Olivia Wilde, her lean body in tiny little two pieces reminds us that there’s no hotter view of a woman than sun-licked on the surf and sand. It also reminds us how much we’d love to be the sun doing the licking. But, please, don’t let the kids read that last line, they’re not yet ready for full blown Olivia Wilde lust. Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde Bikini Pictures Candidly Purple and Perfect in Hawaii

We can ignore our blatant jealous of Jason Sudeikis long enough to pretend that these Olivia Wilde bikini pictures are from our own Hawaiian vacation with the thespianic and model hottie. We could easily imagine dipping hard into a little Olivia poi back in our hotel room following a day’s romp on the beach with our belusted bikini hottie.

Alas, dirty dreams were meant to be shattered, at least our more devious ones, but that can not deny the splendid four minutes of dream time not soon forgotten, inspired by rarely seen candid skin from the Wilde girl.

On this Memorial Day holiday, why not delve into a little SPF 30 body lotion rubbing fantasy courtesy of the wicked hot Olivia Wilde. Bless you, O.W.. Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde Remains Hot, Still Just So Damn Hot

Okay, so this is kind of innocent, so innocent I’m blushing from the lack of naughty, but Olivia Wilde really is a peachy hot specimen of a girl that really needs to be shared whenever possible. Well, her photos at least. Even in these pictorials designed for the fairer sex, such as this Avon photoshoot, Olivia Wilde shows why even though she rarely makes movies we care about, she’s still one of our favorite actresses.

That’s the power of the sextastic,it trumps every other talent category. Enjoy.