Egotastic
The old joke used to be how half of the audience used to fall asleep while watching The Tonight Show and the other half were getting some loving on. Well, after seeing Olivia Munn in her short red dress on the show the other night, I'd have to put myself in the latter category, you know, despite being alone, save for my rescued half-cat half-badger house pet, Mr. Snuffy.
The former G4 fanboy faptastic turned heads and raised, err, anchors, as she wore the shortest of hot red outfits onto the show, confident in her gams and body, and smiling like a woman only does when she knows a million men are using her in their minds. You know that look. Sometimes we miss the old Olivia Munn, before the network fame and the covering up, but then we remember that she just got topless in a film and we're happy again. Enjoy.
Mariah Carey Abs, Olivia Munn Backside, and Sophie Turner Hot Bikini Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
As we've mentioned, Lucky '13 is the year we move deeper, more fully, and more lurid than ever into the realm of the self-produced hotness material, including the current explosion of Twitpics, Instagrams, Facebook postings, and the like which allow some of our finer celebrities to express themselves with skin filled shots hot enough that even they get a tingle just posting them. It's the wave of the future that has our flags at full staff.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the revitalized midsection of Mariah Carey, Sophie Turner and her wicked hot body in a bikini, McKayla Maroney looking adorably hot, Kendall Jenner doing her self-promotion thang, Christina Milian ever boobtastic, Olivia Munn walking away, and, oh, so much more. You owe it to the downstairs servants in your Tudor era mansion to check out each and every one of these self-published photos. Enjoy.
LAST WEEK'S SEXTASTIC TWITPIC ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU MISSED IT