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Nicole Scherzinger, Gemma Aterton, Pixie Lott And More Britty Boobtastic Hotties at the Olivier Awards

The British girls all decked out in their cleavetastic red carpet wardrobe came out for the Olivier awards. I’m assuming since it’s named after the esteemed French actor that these awards are slightly more serious than say the MTV Movie Awards. Everybody certainly seemed to have spent more time primping and getting ready to show off their wares on the red carpet, notably Britty babes Gemma Aterton who was flashing mega-deep chesty peeks, the ridiculously hot Nicole Scherzinger who looked like one million damn dollars, and Pixie Lott who I’ve been not so secretly crushing since it become polite to mention so publicly.

The English gals do love to put on a show similar to their Hollywood counterparts. The press probably are more discreet in describing their appearance. I’m neither British or discreet so I’ll just summarize their visuals are faptastic. I love a lady who dolls up nicely. Though I will complain about the time it takes. I am a man after all, burdened by impatience and needs and an incredibly skewed view on what takes how long. Lovely ladies across the pond, bless you. Enjoy.

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Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Curves in Tight Dress At The UK Premiere Of “Selma”

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Nicole Scherzinger See Through Clothes For Your Love Photoshoot

I must admit to not being up to date on the latest Nicole Scherzinger hit singles. In fact, I probably couldn’t run through most of her musical work to date, let alone any of her lyrics or enchanting tones. However, I do know her ridiculously hot body probably as well as any man who’s ever bedded her, so when she employs said fine female form to promote her auto-tuned bits of craptastic, I’m going to notice.

Nicole donned a whole series of see-through garbs and other showy wardrobe to promote her Your Love single, which if you can get past the computer-created vocals, is a nice bikini and Daisy Dukes on the beach views of the sextastic former Pussycat Doll. Look, nobody said it was going to be easy lusting after women who make generally horrid music, but this is the sacrifice we gentleman oglers take on with measure and aplomb. In the words of my friend Arthur Potaski, there is no such thing as a free boner.

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Charli XCX and Nicole Scherzinger Heat Up The Metro Radio Live Christmas Show

Charli XCX is really starting to make a pop hottie name for herself. She seems kind of wicked in a Miley but with slightly less obvious exhibitionist kind of ways. I dig that. As I do Charli in her cheerleader costume performing at the Metro Radio Live Christmas Show in England over the holiday weekend. Well, a holiday for us yanks at least. Christmas apparently for the Brits. Charli along with Nicole Scherzinger and her dramatically underrated, no, not singing, but sextastic allure, really stole the show in the chill Anglo breezes of late autumn. Though I’m certain the males in the crowd felt quite warm.

In 2015 I am going to vow to bitch less about how horrible popular music is and re-double my commitment to really just evaluating pop stars on their legs and booties and racks. It’s a sign of maturation I’ve been striving for for years. That and going to the gym every day until January 5th ought to just about round out my new year’s resolutions. Enjoy.

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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavy In Orange In Beverly Hills

Hottie Nicole Scherzinger decided to let the girls out for some air in an orange dress in Beverly Hills. It looks like Nicole is on her way to some kind of business meeting. It’s important in a negotiation to throw off your opponent. I challenge anyone of any sexual orientation to concentrate when looking at that deep cleav. Nicole obviously knows what she’s doing. In my humble opinion, Nicole has some of the best knockers in the biz. I consider myself a bit of an expert on these matters since it’s literally my job to talk about boobs all day. They are big and beautiful and don’t appear to be subject to the laws of gravity. The dress also displayed her lovely long legs. I’ve been a fan of those as well since back in the day when she strutted around in her underwear with the Pussycat Dolls.

Those were the days. Back when women performers didn’t put on airs and just went ahead and wore sexy bustiers on stage.

Nicole Scherzinger, Jessie J, and Tulisa Contostavlos Highlight the Braless Hotness at the Mobo Awards

I’m not exactly sure what the British Mobo Awarda are for. There are simply too many award shows these days to keep track of them all. There must be fifty between the U.S. and the U.K. and my head is already filled with Flinstones trivia. I have no more space. Suffice it to say, this awards show seemed to encourage its hottie attendees to go braless, so I fully support whatever they were rewarding last evening.

Some of Britain’s finest music industry makers such as Nicole Scherzinger, Jessie J, and Tulisa Contostavlos showed up the event decked out and looking to show off the hours of hard work in yoga by way of slinky sultry skin tight dresses without much need for undergarment support. I’d like an award show just for sextastic celebrities dressing commando. I know precisely where I’d like to pin the medals. Congratulations to all the winners of awards at this show for who knows what. And congratulations to use gentleman oglers who now get to see the very best bits. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Cleavage In A Low Cut Top In London

Sexy lady Nicole Scherzinger was looking cleavtastic in London. She was basically wearing what amounted to a bra with a jacket open to reveal the goodies. Nicole has a pretty spectacular rack. They are not too big or too small but just right. She’s the porridge Goldilocks ate only, you know, boobs. I remember watching her with delight when she would strut around in bustiers during her Pussycat Dolls days. That’s back when you could just wear underwear on stage and no one would say anything about it. It was a simpler, better time. The glorified bra also showed off some of her tight bare mid-riff. Yes, please, and thank you. She’s also the only reason I watch that Sing-Off show.

My hats off to any gent who has been lucky enough to handle those funbags. Whoever they are they have obviously made better life decisions than me.