Nicole Scherzinger

Irina Shayk, Heidi Klum, Nicole Scherzinger And More Hotties At AMFAR Gala

The AMFAR gala at the Cannes Film Festival was a veritable smorgasbord of hotness. Sweet lord there were boobs galore. Irina Shayk wore a pink dress that showed off not only deep cleav but also most of her sexy legs. Legendary hottie Heidi Klum was also on hand in a blue dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the inner sides of her funbags and a deep slit that revealed her fabulous Teutonic legs. Bombshell singer Nicole Scherzinger was there in a black dress that basically only covered her nips, so there was side and top boob all over the place. In addition, classic beauty Sharon Stone was at the event and she seems to have forgotten her bra at home. Needless to to say that the slit in the front of her dress made us relive our teenage Basic Instinct fantasies. What can I say about Rosario Dawson's cleavage-filled dress with peek-a-boo window to her ta-tas? Yes, please is what I can say! Michelle Rodriguez also brought along her sideboobs. Basically, what I'm telling you is that everyone had their ladies out. Lara Stone basically wore a push-up bra and Dita Von Teese wore one of her typical sideboobtacular dresses. Kylie Minogue might as well have just come shirtless. And Alessandra Ambrosio? She was busting out all over.

If all of these spectacular ladies and their sideboobs didn't raise enough money then nothing will.

Nicole Scherzinger Gets Raunchy For Her New Music Video

The lovely Nicole Scherzinger was having a wet and wild time shooting her new music video in Malibu. She wore a couple of different outfits, each more revealing than the last one. One of them was basically just a lacy bustier set, you know, the kind your girlfriend only wears on your birthday. She covered this with a see through nighty that will give me some sweet dreams tonight. The second outfit is so short that you can see her panties. Because she is rolling around in the surf, the panties are wet and you can almost see through them to her lady bits. The rest of the time she's just hanging out in a towel, presumably because she's naked in some shots. I don't know what song this video is for nor do I really care, it's my new favorite video. I've had a major love for Nicole in my bathing suit area since she was with the Pussycat Dolls. Who can forget their choreographed burlesque dances in their underwear? I can't.

I've always wanted to direct music videos myself but the only offers I ever get are for goofy looking rappers and hipster bands. How do I get the hot girl sex video directing gigs?

Nicole Scherzinger Sextastic Photoshoot in Sunny California

I'm not exactly sure who Nicole Scherzinger is getting all dolled up for, but I'm going to just assume she's trying to impress me. Well, it's working Nicole. Watching the former Pussycat Doll and current X-Factor judge model for the cameras in various outfits I would kill to see her in in a more intimate setting, Nicole showed why she's first and foremost a naturally alluring beauty, you know, before all that other silly stuff she does.

One day, I hope I'm in the position to pick out wardrobe for Nicole. It will be a whole lot of birthday suit, followed by some tiny indecent type silky things with my name probably embroidered on them. That's pretty much going to be my full fashion line for the ridiculously hot ladies. I bet she wears them well. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Sexy Tanned in Brown

I know she's wearing way too many clothes for my particular liking, but Nicole Scherzinger just strikes me as a woman I'd let be my girlfriend is only she asked nicely, or not nicely, or just demanded I get into my service kimono and serve her 24x7. All options are on the table.

I'm not sure if it's because she's been hanging out with Sharon Osbourne so much and benefitting from the side by side comparisons, but Nicole has moved onto my personal top ten list of super hotties, women so alluring that even in a full length dress, albeit, body hugging to one amazing body, I still find myself drooling. I know, Nicole, that's seductive talk. Resistance is futile. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Catwoman Costume Heals My Halloween Heart

I'd say Catwoman is pretty played out as far as Halloween costumes go, but every time I think to say it, another sextastic celebrity proves that the cliche get-up is still very much alive and thriving, throbbing if you will if you take note of Nicole Scherzinger in her leathery black low-cut body suit.

Nicole looks ridiculously hot in just about anything, but a black shiny showy body suit. Well, if I may, meow. Nicole, call me, I've got a bowl of milk and your favorite snuggle basket right at the foot of my bed. Well, technically, in my bed, but that's just semantic for the types of inter-special fun we'll experience. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Nipples Poke Through Leather on Chill London Evening

Leather tops seem to be the new hottie rage and I'm all for this fashion statement, especially when it comes along with the poking proud nipples of a sweet sextastic like Nicole Scherzinger. You know it takes a good woman and her proud pointers to poke through cowhide, and Nicole Scherzinger is all good woman. I should know, I've been inspecting her for many years now.

Coming out into the chill London air from a nightclub will certainly get your circulation hopping and apparently the blood in Nicole's body rushed to precisely where I would rush if given half the chance. Bless you, Nicole circulatory system for being a kindred spirit. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Bare Midriff for the Hottest Thing About the X-Factor

That goes for the X-Factor on either side of the pond. Nicole Scherzinger simply has a crazy hot body and she's not afraid to use it. Or show it off for the cameras, exiting the X-Factor studios to give the entire world a peek at her toned body and wonder how the heck her sweet teats aren't falling out of her top. That seems to defy both gravity and my prayers.

Say what you will about the X-Factor, it's insipid, staged, corny, and lining Simon Cowell's pockets so he can bed more married women, but you can not take away the sight of some nice looking female judges, first and foremost, Nicole Scherzinger.  She makes me want to show her my secret talent. Bird-calling. Enjoy.