All the girls gossip sites are abuzz today with the shocking news that Nicki Minaj missed the opening of American Idol last night because she was stuck in her car in traffic. I'd comment, if I weren't late for work 78% of days. (But I am smart enough to sneak in the back door and pretend like I've been there for an hour when I pass somebody important). As for us, we'd rather comment on Nicki's cleavage in Elle magazine this month. Lust her or dislike her, or just plain want her to stop talking so you can dislike her less and lust her more, Nicki has the curves going on. And she's not afraid to show them.
Accentuate the positive, Julie Andrews taught me on endless loop in the Skinner box I was raised in as a child of a vastly overreaching social experiment. And Nicki must have heard the same. Which is why her asstastic and funbags are never not on public display. Enjoy.
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Nicki Minaj Pasties Up Her Bouncy Freaks for Music Video
Nicki Minaj is no stranger to dangling her double-Delights into the camera to garner much attention. And so in her music video for 'Freaks', Nicki shakes her moneymakers, sadly covered up with pre-meditated pasties, which pretty much ruin all the fun. Though it is nice to see Nicki flouting her guns. And her self-awareness of what makes her such a big star is really rather refreshing.
There's no 'it's all about the music' or 'I need space to create' from Nicki. Nope, just, check out these bad boys and try to memorize a few of my hooks and we're all good. Refreshing. And pretty damn hot. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out Nicki's planned boob slip behind the scenes of her High School music video. Show us your boobs, Nicki!)
NICKI KNOWS WHERE HER BREAD GETS BUTTERED (AND HER MILK IS CHURNED)