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Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton, and Nicki Minaj Cleavetastic for The Other Woman Premiere

I can't help but feel like The Other Woman has been coming out in theaters for about ten years now. Maybe just because we've been tracking this film and it's boobtastic cast for so long now during production. But it's finally here. Which means red carpet. Which means big cleavage shows for a chick flick about affairs and fooling around and revenge and other things women love that I don't quite understand. But I do totally get Cameron Diaz in a low cut dress, who along with Kate Upton being her bosomy self and a surprise chesty appearance from the funbags of Nicki Minaj, made for one ripe melon filled red carpet in Los Angeles.

Now, whether or not your woman makes you go to see this movie, that's between you and your conscious. Yes, I know, Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz and bikinis and yadda yadda. We've seen all the photos. Do as you must, my wayward son. Just, please, don't explain yourself after the fact. It's in the details where we lose our souls. Enjoy.

Rita Ora, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba, Rihanna and More Hotties from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Let's be honest. There's really no reason for the MTV Movie Awards each year. MTV doesn't even run music anymore, let alone have movie coverage outside of paid advertisements. The show hasn't been fun since my fond memories of going with Tila Tequila to the red carpet to raise a ruckus and have Tila shot out her love for celebrity lady nest to all the MTV celebs.

Nevertheless, it's Viacom which means publicity and some fine looking babes pimping various projects and showing up all hot and bothered. Hot at least. The parade of sextastic ladies at this year's event included boobtastic Rita Ora, Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Nicki Minaj, Bella Thorne, Debby Ryan and others little bits of decked out delight. As for the show itself, let's just say checking out these good looking ladies is 99.9% of the entertainment value from the entire evening's events. Enjoy.

Nicki Minaj Bikini Pictures Shared by Nicki Minaj from Down Mexico Way

I don't know, when I was young and hot in some surreal dreamscape that maybe never existed, I didn't really have Instagram and Twitter to share my non-existent alligator stomach. Maybe more like a llama. But Nicki Minaj does. She looks good. And she happens to love attention, which when mixed with the single button ease of modern media sharing makes for a sweet peek at Nicki in her bikini down in Cabo San Lucas.

I'm not a particular Nicki Minaj musical fan, but I am a fanatic when it comes to her exaggerated S-curves, the likes of which she was showing off in just a bikini. We don't often see Nicki dressed down so. I really do like it. A little more undressing and I will love it. Save those for your next uploads, Nicki. Enjoy.

Ashley Sky Bikini Body, Nicki Minaj Deep Cleave, Krysten Ritter Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

On this day of turkey and family and general gluttony, why not turn to our unending appetite for celebrity self-portraits, the social media sharing candids by which our sextastic and Egotastic! lady friends keep themselves feeling belusted. If we're making a list of things to be thankful for today, why not include the phenomenon of Twitter and Instagram and Facebook and every other completely free and accessible media where hot ladies are posting photos of themselves a generation ago you would've been arrested for being a peeping tom had you tried to see it for yourself. Glory days.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Nicki Minaj and her obsessions with Tweeting her lady humps, Krysten Ritter bikini beach candids, Ashley Sky with one killer hot swimsuit body, Cara Delevingne in her yarmulke bikini, Lindsay Lohan going for a sexy selfie, Anastasia Ashley in bikini bottoms, Kelly Brook stellar cleave, and so much more. You owe it to Frank (yes, I named him), the bird you are about to consume in whole today, to check out each and every one of these amateur sextastic celebrity photos. Enjoy.

Nicki Minaj Had An Awesome Halloween Costume And She Knew It

Nicki Minaj wasted little time in trumping the Halloween costume of every other 'show' girl in town. She knew her costume would blow socks, so to speak, so she wasted no time in waiting until the party started. She Instagrammed photos of herself in the mirror looking all duct taped sextastic.

You can check out all of Nicki's social media leather harness boobtastic photos on WWTDD. I like all the Catwomen and Wonder Women and Nurses, but I think Nicki won by going old school simple. Enjoy.

Nicki Minaj Flaunting Her Road-Hugging Curves By Her Pink Lambo

You can't get much more dramatic in the curvaceous department than Nicki Minaj. The American Idol judge and all-around S-shaped diva was showing off her bodacious booty and ridonkulous rack next to an eye-catching pink Lamborghini, I guess, just because you've got to have one of those somewhere in your collection (please, don't any of you mortals ever paint your Lamborghini pink or the world will owe you a beat down).

Nicki Minaj has managed to rise about tawdry accusations of her past, and current accusations of unfriendly behavior on her show sets, to be just so damn passion inducing, nobody really cares to know about her behavior any longer. If you're looking at Nicki and wondering if she might be a high maintenance girlfriend, you're way over-thinking this. Enjoy.

Nicki Minaj Uses Cleavage to Get Noticed on Music Video Set

Hey, when you're working on a Chris Brown project, there's going to be some competition from the million or so young women Chris keeps around him at any given time to remind everybody what a popular player he is. But Nicki Minaj doesn't play that game, or maybe she just plays it better, showing up on the production set and immediately grabbing every single eyeball. She is a looker. And she does use her boobtastic faptastic assets to garner the attention of every man, woman, and precocious child within leering shot.

Nicki Minaj doesn't need to shout or scream. She just shows up and flashes her curvaceous body. There's power in that that Chris Brown will never ever know. Thankfully. Enjoy.