Nicki Minaj wasted little time in trumping the Halloween costume of every other 'show' girl in town. She knew her costume would blow socks, so to speak, so she wasted no time in waiting until the party started. She Instagrammed photos of herself in the mirror looking all duct taped sextastic.
You can check out all of Nicki's social media leather harness boobtastic photos on WWTDD. I like all the Catwomen and Wonder Women and Nurses, but I think Nicki won by going old school simple. Enjoy.
You can't get much more dramatic in the curvaceous department than Nicki Minaj. The American Idol judge and all-around S-shaped diva was showing off her bodacious booty and ridonkulous rack next to an eye-catching pink Lamborghini, I guess, just because you've got to have one of those somewhere in your collection (please, don't any of you mortals ever paint your Lamborghini pink or the world will owe you a beat down).
Nicki Minaj has managed to rise about tawdry accusations of her past, and current accusations of unfriendly behavior on her show sets, to be just so damn passion inducing, nobody really cares to know about her behavior any longer. If you're looking at Nicki and wondering if she might be a high maintenance girlfriend, you're way over-thinking this. Enjoy.
Hey, when you're working on a Chris Brown project, there's going to be some competition from the million or so young women Chris keeps around him at any given time to remind everybody what a popular player he is. But Nicki Minaj doesn't play that game, or maybe she just plays it better, showing up on the production set and immediately grabbing every single eyeball. She is a looker. And she does use her boobtastic faptastic assets to garner the attention of every man, woman, and precocious child within leering shot.
Nicki Minaj doesn't need to shout or scream. She just shows up and flashes her curvaceous body. There's power in that that Chris Brown will never ever know. Thankfully. Enjoy.
The first Sextastic Twitpic Roundup of summer was certain to be a doozy. Every hot girl in attention-town knows that when the warm weather is upon us, it's time to step up the game as even the civilians are going to be running around in skimpy outfits. Lots of competition for the hearts and minds and eyeballs of men-kind. And step it up they do this week.
This week's Roundup includes Coco baring several small European nation sized amounts of tanning skin, Nicki Minaj barely covered udders, Nina Agdal happy as a clam in various personal bikini pictures, Rita Ora getting vacation showy, Bar Refaeli flashing her day job bikini shot, Elizabeth Gillies underrated cleavetastic and so much more. You owe it to your favorite NFL star behind bars to check out each and every one of these amazingly hot selfies. Enjoy.
In this new feature I scour the Internet's darkest paranoid corners in order to find the craziest of the crazy crackpot ideas and conspiracy theories. Today I want to tell you about a video produced by a guy calling himself The Vigilant Christian, (Cue "Da-Dum-Dum!" stinger). What is he so vigilant about? Spotting Satan's evil Illuminati agents in the media, of course! In this 11 minute diatribe he explains how crappy singer and snazzy dresser Nicki Minaj is possessed by demons and works as an agent of the evil Illuminati that secretly run the world. She spreads the Satanic cabal's insidious agenda through her catchy dance pop tunes and as a judge on American Idol. Well, yeah! Thanks for stating the obvious, Vigilant Christian.
These are common tropes in the world of modern baby eating crazy conspiracy theories. A popular entertainer that acts a little weird, (or a lot friggin' weird in her case), makes folks like the Vigilant Christian very uncomfortable. Jay-Z is a common target for their bile because, I guess, he has 99 problems and being an agent of Satan is one. The fact that they are also Black and that Vigilant Christian's lily white kids are listening to them probably also plays a role. Although, to be fair, if someone was going to be possessed by Satan, it would probably be Nicki Minaj. That chick is weird, like for realsies. The main reason I think she isn't a vessel for Beelzebub is that it's too obvious. Lucifer is much more subtle than that. He would possess someone you wouldn't expect like Joni Mitchell or that one guy from The Big Band Theory. So, I doubt she is an evil minion of the Dark Lord. She's just a crappy singer.
There's no doubt Nicki Minaj and her big ole booty stole the show last night at the Billboard Music Awards. It wasn't really much of a show at that, and I had to watch with the volume off, but when Nicki's badonkadonk appeared in black stretch pants, well, I heard all kinds of noises. I suppose they were mostly inside my head and telling me to do all sorts of ungentlemanly type things, but an order is an order.
There's much to be wary of in regard to Nicki Minaj. I can see being in a relationship with her and every time I walked near a higher floor open window at least considering not hearing her voice again, but, that butt. Oh, that butt. That'd keep me from defenestrating because there can't possibly be anything that slappable in the next world. Enjoy.
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Ashley Sky Bikini Body, Nicki Minaj Deep Cleave, Krysten Ritter Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
On this day of turkey and family and general gluttony, why not turn to our unending appetite for celebrity self-portraits, the social media sharing candids by which our sextastic and Egotastic! lady friends keep themselves feeling belusted. If we're making a list of things to be thankful for today, why not include the phenomenon of Twitter and Instagram and Facebook and every other completely free and accessible media where hot ladies are posting photos of themselves a generation ago you would've been arrested for being a peeping tom had you tried to see it for yourself. Glory days.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Nicki Minaj and her obsessions with Tweeting her lady humps, Krysten Ritter bikini beach candids, Ashley Sky with one killer hot swimsuit body, Cara Delevingne in her yarmulke bikini, Lindsay Lohan going for a sexy selfie, Anastasia Ashley in bikini bottoms, Kelly Brook stellar cleave, and so much more. You owe it to Frank (yes, I named him), the bird you are about to consume in whole today, to check out each and every one of these amateur sextastic celebrity photos. Enjoy.
LAST WEEK'S ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU WERE ENCASED IN CARBONITE