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Nicki Minaj Busts Nearly Out of Her Top With Christmas Cleavage Show

Now we know the fierce curve-loving Nicki Minaj contingent is among us, and you must have been on red alert on Christmas when Nicki showed up for an appearance in New York with her ample funbags about to pop fully out of her top.

We're actually not even sure how those gino-puppies managed to stay within her cut out costume top, and we're somewhat disappointed they did. Still, for the round ball lovers and the Nicki Minaj body artistry aficionados, this is like a little extra love from Santa for your holiday teats, err, treats. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Sexy, Kari Byron Bouncy, Piper Perabo Topless, and Much Much More…

 

There is only one valid reason for men to stand shoulder to shoulder in the public arena with their tongues hanging out, okay, two if you allow for the time my seventh grade Spanish teacher Mrs. Mantana-Diaz dropped acid and ripped her blouse off during recess on the blacktop while ranting about being a Basque Separatist, and that other would be to build the sextastic bonfire known as Reader Finds, the weekly collection of all things hot and celebrity from the minds and mouths of our beloved community.

This week's Reader Finds includes the Moldovan super-hottie Xenia Deli awesomely topless (thanks to EgoReader 'Joey G.'), thespianic Debra Nascimento topless in Budapeste (kudos to 'David M.'), Nicki Minaj almost full-on nip slip in new music video (good on you, 'Adam'), supermodel Lara Stone classically topless in Purple magazine (thank you to 'Ed M.'), some nice clear stills of Piper Perabo topless in Looper (a benevolent gift of 'F. Jay'), Emily Ratajkowski hot and topless (thanks to 'Devin' for this hotness), Suelyn Medeiros muddy big butt (accolades to 'Eric'), Jodie Gasson ever plump bare thumper goodness (one million Internet points to 'Dave H.'), Kari Byron chesty for Halloween Mythbusters (thanks to 'Gee'), Dutch super hottie Rianne ten Haken topless in a catalog shoot (Flemish shoutout to 'Derf'), Kelly Brook cleavetastic on British telly, and Japanese model hottie Meisi Kuroki all kinds of cute-sweet (we bow down to 'Becks' on this). It's a whole lotta hotness. Enjoy.

Nicki Minaj Flashes Cleave to Pimp Stank Called ‘Pink Friday’

Just what the world needs -- more celebrity eau d' toilette, the perfect pimping combination of the very same perfume made in the very same factory somewhere in Utah but now matched with a high profile celebrity, slap on mysterious sounding name, throw in a big launch party, and voila! You have the 85th celebrity perfume on the market. The world may now rest easy.

To be fair to Nicki Minaj, she did throw in a solid dose of cleavage for the coming out party of her overpriced oodorific, 'Pink Friday'. Now, I probably could've told Nicki that back home in my teen days we had a little something called Pink Friday, and it had nothing to do with perfumes, in fact, it was downright stanky at times. But the ends did justify the means, as I suppose is the case for the shekels in Nicki's pocket from this empty merchandise pursuit. At least we get the boob views. Enjoy.

MTV Video Music Awards Manages to Pull in Hotties Like Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry

I'm still not exactly sure what MTV has to do with music, I think the last music video they played was back in '97, and the last time they were considered the tastemakers in pop music was about '92, but, god bless 'em, they keep putting on their music video award shows and the favorite music artist of young teens everywhere keep on showing up. That latter part means we have to cover it, because they do still bring out the hotties once a year.

This year's crop of the PG-rated best at the MTV Video Music Awards included Taylor Swift, who stole the show quite a bit in her musical performance, and on the red carpet, Katy Cocktease, Alicia Keys, Emma Watson, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, and Rihanna.  I'll say this for MTV, those are some big gets. Can't say I own any of their albums, but I do own thoughts of each of them being naughty in the back of my Corolla at the drive-in movie theater that shut down eleven years ago, kind of like MTV itself. Enjoy.

Nicki Minaj Asstastic Makes Curvy Waves on The Today Show

Okay, so Nicki Minaj did make sure that her summer visit to The Today Show this year did not result in a nationally-broadcast nipple slip of epic proportions (sadly), but Nicki still brought her attitude and serious badonkadonk and hourglass extraordinary figure to bear at the morning TV talk show.

Nobody quite flaunts the curves in performance quite like Nicki Minaj, I guess you could say Kim Kardashian does as well, but those are private performances, but Nicki knows how to put on one hell of a show. And it always starts with wardrobe and what it accentuates. In this case, a two-handed seat monster always on the attack.

Nicki Minaj Flashes Her Butt Junk and Cleavetastic Cans to Highlight BET Awards

There were a few hotties on parade last night at the BET Awards, but none quite captured our lower hears and shallow minds as much as Nicki Minaj who put on an earthquake's worth of booty shaking and delightful levels of cleavetastic flashing that truly stole the show from all her less risque ladyfriends at the show.

We've had mixed feelings about some of the stagecraft and overdone costumes with Nicki in the past, it's certainly not meant for a dude audience, but those curves on her body, that outrageous badonkadonk, well, that was clearly engineered by Mother Nature for Tab A to go happily into Slot B. Enjoy.

Nicki Minaj Almost Sorta Kinda Camel Toe Makes Her Dramatic Wardrobes Okay for Men to Stare

As you know, we tend to disfavor any and all discussions of how amazing a music artist is because of their dramatic costumery and special effects. Let's be honest, that's for the fairer sex to garble and talk about. And Nicki Minaj and her act are based heavily on her Ga-Ga like shocking wardrobe and accessories all of which has the press waiting outside her hotel rooms to see what outlandish outfit she'll appear in next.

Well, finally, we guys get something to look at too as Nicki emerged on one of her outings this weekend in a get-up that included a bright short skirt and even brighter panties that at least gave a hint of her peekaboo pouch betwixt her rock-steady legs. Is it a cameltoe? Not exactly, but it's like a prelude to a toe, a leer into Nicki's undercarriage, and a perchance to dream. Enjoy.

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