Miranda Lambert

Kaley Cuoco, Taylor Swift, and Carrie Underwood Standouts at ACM Awards

(I'd add Miranda Lambert in there too, though when it turned out she isn't pregnant, as were the rumors, just said she 'ate too much over the holidays', well, that did hurt her sextastic appeal that is buried there still somewhere.)

You know I know little about Country Music. So, it's like most things. But I do know that hot girls go for Country music guys, and there's even a few hotties among the country music performing crowd as well. At last night's glitzy ACM Awards, several noteworthy faces made an appearance, including a cleavy Kaley Cuoco, an increasingly good looking though still kind of annoying Taylor Swift, and a vastly underrated Carrie Underwood. It was country music at its finest, literally. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus and Maria Menounous Our Favorite Desert Hotties at iHeart Radio Music Festival in Vegas

Still not really sure who programs the iHeart Radio Music Festival every September out in Vegas, but the theme seems to be just get the most popular music acts out there and heap them together in one big pile of rock, pop, rap, MTV style making of the most consumer friendly sausage ever. It's shameless, but ever so popular, natch, and on the upside, the annual monster music show in Sin City brings out hella hotties for both performances and to walk the celebrity red carpet.

Two of our favorites this year were the newly blonde-spiked Miley Cyrus, wearing a see-through top, but sadly and unusually covered for her and Maria Menounos, who needs no reason to show up wherever she wants in hot tight leather pants. Joining this dynamic duo were Nina Dobrev, Taylor Swift, Christina Milian, and Miranda Lambert in a nice fleshy, but not nearly showy enough, pile of desert strip sextastic. Enjoy.

Brooklyn Decker and Taylor Swift Lead List of Sexy Sweethearts at Country Music Awards

What I know about Country Music can be summed up in one short statement: I once got high with Willie Nelson. Well, on his tour bus. Well, a bus on his tour. And maybe it was tequila shots and not weed. Stories have a way of growing over time. But, to really sum it up, I don't know jack about Country Music. However, anywhere sexy celebrities go, I will follow. And, man oh man did they head out to Vegas by the hotness droves for the Country Music Awards this past weekend.

Brooklyn Decker, who's Country music connection I don't get, but glad she made the trip and packed that rack-fitting dress, Taylor Swift looked hot, if you're into Taylor Swift (as I am, in the dark recesses of my mind), Julianne Hough, who can steal a show her own hotself, Carrie Underwood who decks out like nobody's business, Nicole Kidman, who married into country, Miranda Lambert, a newcomer whose funbags are undeniably Grand Ole Opry ready, and AnnaSophia Robb, who is just everywhere these days pimping her surfer movie, and I'm glad she is. Enjoy.

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