Whoa, I did not expect to see Miranda Cosgrove like this, well, ever. Not that she’s ever going to be baring her wares like some of her former iCarly counterparts like Emily Ratajkowski or even Jennette McCurdy, but Miranda has always been the one to remain down on the farm as it were, in terms of exhibitions of growing into womanhood.
But this odd, but sultry black and white photoshoot for Spirit and Flesh magazine sheds an entirely new light on the attractive brunette TV starlet. A new light I like very much. Some of the makeup and styling is a bit much, but underneath there is the inklings of a twinkling of the genesis of a sextastic Miranda Cosgrove. If this is the tip of the iceberg, I’m ready to dive into cold waters to explore deeper. Just, please, discount the shrinkage. Enjoy.
Talk about some of the biggest names in nerd boy lust-dom — Kari Byron flashing leg and body and all decked out, doubly so for Ariana Grande, cooking mega-sextastic Padma Lakshmi, iCarly diva-ette Miranda Cosgrove, Malin Akerman, Victoria Justice, Jenner Morrison. Damn, the Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards, whatever the heck they are, brought out some serious PG-rated girls flashing decked out exhibitions on the red carpet over the weekend.
It was like a parade designed specifically to send fanboys rushing to their basements to takes a first crack at their No-Drip technology gallons o’ lotion dispensers. I guess that’s the creative arts part of the equation. Enjoy.
A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo’ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.
These girls just can’t get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can’t get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It’s ever so perfect.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.
Reese Witherspoon rare bikini pictures. (Celebuzz)
Kendall Jenner is all growns up. (HuffPo)
Miley Cyrus sexy image backfires? (FoxNews)
Pippa Middleton in a red dress. (GossipCenter)
Mmm… sideboob. (TheChive)
Miranda Cosgrove is banged up. (TMZ)
Extreme hugging. (CollegeHumor)
Overlooked in all the barely legal frenzies of the past several months — Miranda Cosgrove. The iCarly starlet from the House of Nick turned barely legal about six weeks ago, and while she’s always been the ‘good girl’ in the pack, one we expect a little less skintastic sensationalism from upon turning the age of majority, well, she’s still a hot little number. And, thanks to Nick, much like Disney, she’s being turned into a ‘pop star’ regardless of singing ability. The good news: the upcoming concerts and the chance for upskirts and wardrobe malfunctions therein. We shall see (and pray).
Happy Belated Barely Legal Birthday, Miranda.
UPDATED TO ADD (4/22/2001: 19:07 PST): Thanks to the ton of you who wrote in to break my little heart. I suppose the waiting game continues for real Jennette McCurdy topless pictures. And, wait I shall. Like the most loyal horny dog in the world. (Curses you evil-doer who spent countless hours counterfeiting frames in the clip!)
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DISCLAIMER: Somehow, this is likely a very clever fake. Just Spidey-senses on this one, but it’s still fun to imagine and wonder.
We’ve had a number of you pervs (like me) who’ve been sending letters over the years asking to see iCarly cutie and Miranda Cosgrove actress foil, Jennette McCurdy, a lesser known starlet in the Nickelodeon starlet factory, but certainly one who is, as they say about girls before 18, fetching. But, finally, there seems to be at least a fun, debatable reason to feature the darling Ms. McCurdy, this seemingly boob-baring quick clip from an episode of iCarly where the now barely legal Jennette McCurdy appears to be wardrobe malfunctioning on an episode of the G-rated teen show. What do you think?
(Thanks to EgoReader ‘Mike N.’ for pointing us in the direction of the video clip. We’ve had other readers send us copies of the stills, but videos are much harder to alter and so this was definitely attention worthy, though do bare (bear) in mind the Disclaimer above.)
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