Miranda Cosgrove falls into one of those Nick and Disney teen starlets who you hoped and lit candles for would become much racier in their public appearance once past the tween TV stage. It’s yet to happen for hottie Miranda Cosgrove who has maintained her squeaky clean G-rated image now into her early 20′s. But some girls are late bloomers and you hold out hope that their inner sextastic will break free of puritanical hold and reveal itself in some kind of visually splendid manner.
We’re getting closer.
Miranda appears in only a towel in the film Intruders. Now, it’s not exactly Angelina Jolie running around stoned and nekkid in Gia, but this is something of a step forward for Miranda in terms of finding her inner hot actress self. Maybe nothing more risque comes of this, but me and my dreams and the approximately eighty seven lit candles here say otherwise. C’mon, champ. Get up, champ. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: “Intruders” Darius Films
Whoa, I did not expect to see Miranda Cosgrove like this, well, ever. Not that she’s ever going to be baring her wares like some of her former iCarly counterparts like Emily Ratajkowski or even Jennette McCurdy, but Miranda has always been the one to remain down on the farm as it were, in terms of exhibitions of growing into womanhood.
But this odd, but sultry black and white photoshoot for Spirit and Flesh magazine sheds an entirely new light on the attractive brunette TV starlet. A new light I like very much. Some of the makeup and styling is a bit much, but underneath there is the inklings of a twinkling of the genesis of a sextastic Miranda Cosgrove. If this is the tip of the iceberg, I’m ready to dive into cold waters to explore deeper. Just, please, discount the shrinkage. Enjoy.
Talk about some of the biggest names in nerd boy lust-dom — Kari Byron flashing leg and body and all decked out, doubly so for Ariana Grande, cooking mega-sextastic Padma Lakshmi, iCarly diva-ette Miranda Cosgrove, Malin Akerman, Victoria Justice, Jenner Morrison. Damn, the Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards, whatever the heck they are, brought out some serious PG-rated girls flashing decked out exhibitions on the red carpet over the weekend.
It was like a parade designed specifically to send fanboys rushing to their basements to takes a first crack at their No-Drip technology gallons o’ lotion dispensers. I guess that’s the creative arts part of the equation. Enjoy.
A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo’ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.
These girls just can’t get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can’t get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It’s ever so perfect.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.
Reese Witherspoon rare bikini pictures. (Celebuzz)
Kendall Jenner is all growns up. (HuffPo)
Miley Cyrus sexy image backfires? (FoxNews)
Pippa Middleton in a red dress. (GossipCenter)
Mmm… sideboob. (TheChive)
Miranda Cosgrove is banged up. (TMZ)
Extreme hugging. (CollegeHumor)
Overlooked in all the barely legal frenzies of the past several months — Miranda Cosgrove. The iCarly starlet from the House of Nick turned barely legal about six weeks ago, and while she’s always been the ‘good girl’ in the pack, one we expect a little less skintastic sensationalism from upon turning the age of majority, well, she’s still a hot little number. And, thanks to Nick, much like Disney, she’s being turned into a ‘pop star’ regardless of singing ability. The good news: the upcoming concerts and the chance for upskirts and wardrobe malfunctions therein. We shall see (and pray).
Happy Belated Barely Legal Birthday, Miranda.