brian-mcgee - May 14, 2018
There's always a conundrum involved when seeing former child stars all grown up. Oftentimes, they've blossomed into beautiful young women, but sometimes they just look like slightly older versions of themselves as children.
That's where I'm at with Miranda Cosgrove. I look at her and still see the little know-it-all from School of Rock. But I also know that I'm something of an anomaly when it comes to celebrities, so don't mind me.
I get that you guys really enjoy this sort of thing, so I have no problem standing idly by an endorsing it. I just can't bring myself to get, ahem, aroused by a young woman who still looks like she did when she was ten.
Is there a way to move past this way of thinking? I'd like to know, because I want to be able to appreciate many of these women in the same way you guys do. It's probably because I'm a dad and I'm starting to get worried about the fact that I have more than a few friends who are the kinds of guys who would totally hit on my daughters.
Help me out, guys, you're my only hope.
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