Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Backside and Frontside Fondling for London Nightclub Performance

Well, now you know the girls like to get a little playful when they perform the G-A-Y nightclub in London. A rite of passage that Miley Cyrus couldn't possibly let herself fall into the moderate or tame category, so she hiked her unitard deep up into her nether regions and set about to sing her doleful melodies whilst diddling herself silly on stage.

I suppose this all falls under the category of performance art, though in many counties where I grew up this would have fallen under the categories of being arrested under the Jim Morrison provisions. Still, it's swinging London, so Miley was swinging herself into the full-on stripper show category. Not that there's anything wrong with that. In fact, upon triple inspection, I'd say there's quite a few things going right. But I'll let you be the judge of that. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Nip Slip on Self-Posted Instagram (VIDEO)

 

Now here's something a bunch of you noticed with your eagle eyes we can show you, Miley Cyrus nipple. Not really a gotcha moment as Miley posted this video herself to Instagram, and this is hardly crazy showy by modern Miley standards.

Still, a slip is a slip and I'm certain the mothers of America who like to get angry about this kind of thing can get angry once more over Miley flashing her bare parts to her millions of tween girl followers. And, you know, us grown up gentleman oglers. I think we deserve it more. Enjoy.

Here's the video, but don't say I made you watch:







Miley Cyrus Butt Banging and Crotch Showing Tour Continues in England

Well, Miley Cyrus seems to be back to full health and exhibitionist status. After an extended recuperative stay in the hospital, Miley is back where she belongs, wagging her booty and exposing her crotch on stage to young girls and their mums who line up in droves to catch Miley in concert. Popular is popular and you can't take that away from Miley, though you could probably take away her clothes and she'd still be happy.

It's easy to mock Miley for her moves and raunchy acts, it takes more of an Egotastic man to be thankful for Miley pushing the envelope and forcing other pop divas to follow suit. Miley is making this world a much better place for us in the leering set. For that, I say thanks. And, enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Mostly Nekkid, Oiled Down, and Taped Up for Concert Intro Video

Who am I to tell people how they can or can not make an entrance? When I arrive at the Egotastic! offices each morning, I do demand some of the lesser known songs from The Cardigans in original Swedish format play on the PA system. It gets me ready to start my day, usually followed swiftly with a doughnut and a nap. Miley Cyrus prefer something just a bit racier.

A wacky visual effects film featuring Miley in oiled down near nekkidness running about and making kitty faces for the camera. I get the near nekkid part. The rest of the symbolism truly eludes me as art usually does. Though that hasn't stopped me from telling girls on Match.com I love to go to the museum. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Covered Topless, Francia Raisa Bikini Awesomeness, And Anastasia Ashley’s Cleavage Valley Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

This weeks Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is a sampler platter, nay, a cornucopia of hottness. The famous ladies took to social media this week to show off their goodies. As the weather gets nicer the bikinis, sundresses, and skimpy gear are getting pulled out of the closet again. No need to fly to Cabo when you can just drive down to the coast. It truly is a magical time of year when the hotties come out of their clothes like bunnies emerging from a long winter's hibernation.

This week we have Miley Cyrus barely covering her yum yums with her arm, Anastasia Ashley crushing her lucky dog with her bosoms, Francia Raisa wearing a bikini that is smaller than her earrings, Irina Shayk swimming in a barely there bikini with some pigs, Kaili Thorne thrashing around nekkid but covered in some sheets, Vanessa Hudgens dressed like a scantily clad hippie at Coachella, and Hillary Duff making out with a killer whale. Spring has sprung!

Miley Cyrus in a Thong Bodysuit for Her Bangerz Tour

Miley Cyrus is known for her provocative stage shows and these outfits are a big part of that. Miley is a pretty hot girl and it is hard to choose which one of her many attributes is the best. I've got to say I'm all about her bodacious booty. It's no coincidence that she's famous for twerking. These thong bodysuits were specially designed to show off her lovely posterior. They reveal just the right amount of cheek to crack ratio to make it sexy but not indecent. Miley's butt is firm with just enough wiggle to keep it interesting. I am a big fan and I think seeing that beautiful booty in person is more than worth the price of a ticket to her Bangerz tour.

It's a shame that for all those years when she was a squeaky clean teen star we didn't get to see her behind. Luckily, she's making up for lost time.

Miley Cyrus Legs and Some Kind of Fashion for Elle

I wouldn't exactly call Miley Cyrus a fashion plate, unless it be the fashion of furry stripper costumes she flaunts onstage, or less in many of her public appearancesoffstage. Still, the good folks at Elle magazine want in on the Miley traffic wave as much as the next periodical, so they're featuring a distant gazed Miley in some kind of leggy get up in their latest edition.

Miley Cyrus has certainly taught all of us that have fame will travel. She's also taught us, and hopefully the rest of sextastic celebrity land that you actually can show off nekkid and even raunchy and mainstream well-paying culture will still well-pay you and treat you like a star. So many of our lovely ladies remain in fear of this fact. Good for Miley I say again. She's once more proving that prudery gets you nowhere. Enjoy.