I’m not sure if popular music left me or I left popular music, it’s probably the latter, but major music award shows make me feel like I’m in middle school again making fun of some kid who’s listening to horrid music then I later learn he’s made out with the hottest girl in school and then I just feel confused. Damn those precocious boys who figured it all out so early. The Grammy Awards are primarily about the music beloved by young girls so it’s okay that it just seems like an awkward ballet to the rest of us. However, being the Grammy Awards, you know the best and the most boobtastic in the land of music and publicist driven celebrity were going to attend in full force looking fully decked out and faptastic. Indeed.
Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Taylor Swift, and gaggles of other divas and famous ladies with impressive chests and slender dresses made their way onto the Grammy Red Carpet. I’m pretty sure this wasn’t a lineup of music artists students will be studying a hundred years from now, but I’m quite certain they’ll still be digging their pictures. Enjoy.
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My little social media darlings have been quite busy this past week, like hot elves with selfie-machines capturing all their best preens and poses and chesty goodness in various stages of reveal to be sure they don’t lose a day of relevancy in the eyes of their gentleman ogling fans. Quite the thing really. If it hadn’t been invented, we’d have to invent it ourselves.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup features Britney Spears in her own lingerie line looking mighty fine, Tallulah Willis slim and sleek in a bikini peek, Miley Cyrus with some post-pasties covering her ta’s, Lady Gaga doing Pilates in her panties, Crystal Hefner in lacy bra close up, and much much more. You owe it to the play not called in the Super Bowl to check out each and every one of these luscious self-promoting ladies of the skin baring variety. Enjoy.
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You know me well enough to know that when I see full fledged frontal Miley Cyrus topless pictures on other celebrity news sites with all the fun parts censored out, I don’t care the expense, the sacrifice, or the amount of kidneys I must have cut from my body to make it possible for the Egotastic audience to see Miley Cyrus topless uncensored. It’s not that Miley has never been topless before. God knows she digs the nudity. But this is perhaps the finest candid view yet of the pop diva and I want you to have it. For safe keeping and old time’s sake and that data bank of the fun girls you keep inside your cranium.
Miley and her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger cruised the beaches of Hawaii this past week as young couples often do. What’s rare is to see an American celebrity topless at the beach. It’s ridiculously rare. And while it’s rather Puritanical, oh the delight we feel when we sneak a peek at those who take the occasional opportunity to introduce their sweet melons to Mother Son. Hello, dear funbags, says the sun. Hello, says the sweet lady humps back to the sun. There’s no reason toplessness can’t be super polite. Once more, I doff my cap to Miley Cyrus. She’s not afraid of much. Enjoy.
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Oh, Miley Cyrus. Where do you get the sexy but bizarre ensembles you wear? In today’s selection she’s sporting a spandex one-piece body suit thing. Her curves are prominently displayed and, as per usual, so are her funbags. If there was a Nobel prize for cleavage Miley would have a good shot of winning it. Whether you enjoy her music or not one thing is undeniable and that’s how fantastic her boobage is. I wake up every day just waiting to see how she shows them off on a particular day. Maybe I need to get a hobby or maybe looking at women’s chesticles is both my job and my favorite leisure activity. Those ta-tas aren’t going to ogle themselves.
All I know is that Patrick Schwarzenegger is one lucky SOB. He gets to fondle those bad boys whenever he wants. That and his dad is the Terminator. Some guys have all the luck.
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Miley Cyrus is getting into shape. She’s actually always kind of been in shape, at least the last couple of years since she started Pilates and yoga and all that exercise memes so she could be nekkid much of the next couple of years on concert stages and look pretty darn taut. It paid off I’d say. If you can party like Miley does and still keep yourself in fine female shape, that’s a thing. Seems like lots of work, but if it’s not my hard work, I’m always 100-percent behind it.
Miley hit the hiking trails in Los Angeles today in her tights and short shorts, just enough to bend about and show off her booty to remind everybody she’s turned her petite show off body into one hundred million dollars worth of booty. She’s done well for herself. Now she’s sharing, the booty views in the least. I feel like that makes her solid member of the community, the Egotastic community most definitely. Enjoy.
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Leggy, Miley Cyrus
Ah, Miley Cyrus. She’s everyone’s favorite rascally scamp that you’d also like to give it to. Every day I wake up and wonder what new sexy antics she’ll have gotten herself into and she rarely disappoints. In today’s wacky Miley outfit we have her wearing a crop top marijuana t-shirt and, whoopsie, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is that you can kinda see her lovely nips through the shirt. I do so love Miley’s lady plums. Lucky for me that I get to see them pretty regularly. The crop top also showed off her lovely bare mid-riff. She’s got one of the best in the business. It’s nice and flat and toned with not a bit of jiggly flesh to be had.
Some people think that Miley is overexposed, and maybe she is, but I still enjoy seeing her partially nude. I mean, I could care less about her music, but I’ve yet to grow tired of her literally exposing herself.
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Miley Cyrus took off her clothes again. Technically, I guess it was at some point in 2014, during her Bangers tour in between dancing about on stage in showy outfits with midgets, giants, and various crude inflatables. She allowed somebody to take a whole bunch of back stage polaroids of her during the tour and naturally, poof, many came out topless. It feels very real in the least.
Miley Cyrus isn’t what I’d call an iconic performer, or perhaps a music legend, but she certainly and repeatedly is raising the bar for exhibitionism among the pop star sisters. Do you realize how crazy it was twenty years ago when Madonna got nekkid for all this kind of stuff? No Miley is pushing numerous of her cohorts into major skin showing wardrobes and selfies and ‘leaked’ photos. This isn’t by happenstance. Joan of Arc might be too lofty of a comparison, but she has to be considered close. Enjoy.
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