Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Almost Drops Her Peaches Out of Her Top in The Big Apple

We know Miley Cyrus hates bras. Evidence all of this site. But when you start going low cut and you're upstairs commando, even in the winter time, well, you're just asking for a wardrobe malfunction of Egotastic! proportions. Sadly, full boobtastic fallout was not to be today, nevertheless, we did get a good heaping helping of Miley bosom.

Once again, we are forced by sextastic honor code to give kudos to Miley Cyrus for being one of the pre-eminent flashers in all of Tinsel Town. She is not shy. We applaud. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Sideboob and Ashanti Sideboob Say Hello To One Another at Clive Davis Grammy Party

Things went a little smoother at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party this year as opposed to last, in which Whitney Houston ate a turkey sandwich, jet packed herself to the moon, and then crashed in the bathtub. No major scandals or controversies this go-round. When girl hitter Chris Brown crashing his Porsche is the biggest gossip bit, you know it's a quiet night. But that doesn't mean a night without sights.

A couple (or four I suppose) of which were provided by Miley Cyrus and Ashanti, both of whom wore sideboob revealing dresses to the swank pre-Grammy affair. Now, Lucky '13 seems to be shaping up to be the year of the sideboob, as fashion designers seem hell bent on moving boob-views from the front to the side, I guess they do have to shake things up every year to keep selling new merch. And we're good with that, because we measure by hotness and square inches when it comes to fun bag reveals in public, the more the merrier. Enjoy.

Better 20-Year Old Diva Legs: Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez?

So many young divas, so little time.

Two of our favorite sextastic pop stars, Miley Cyrus, with her workout routine of Pilates and cigarettes...

and our belusted Latina Selena Gomez who recently dropped her 107 lb. teen lesbian anchor....

...both hit the streets of Los Angeles in shorts, flashing their toned legs, so firm, and, ripe, if you will, making even the most arden haters of pop music stand up and say, "Shit, I got wood'.

We started this campaign middle of last year, an appreciation of all things sextastic and below the waist, lusters of legs unite!

Miley Cyrus Bikini Yoga Workout Puts the Rica in Costa Rica

Look, bag on Miley Cyrus all you want for her gravel-voiced singing, or her Brian Bosworth haircut (I reached deep into the Wayback Machine for that one), but in between smoking and a little drinky-poo, the pop culture diva keeps herself in pretty damn good shape. And she doesn't mind showing it off.

Of course, this isn't your typical Miley Cyrus nipple slip or commando lady nest flash, this is beach bikini yoga, which while not quite as revealing, is sure to tickle the funny bones of many a Miley admirer, and perhaps some even over the embankment. It's quite a sight. And quite an answer to her detractors. Enjoy.

Jenna Dewan and Miley Cyrus Lead List of Notable Diva Bodies for VH-1 Event

We've really missed Jenna Dewan, now wife of Channing Tatum, and one time one of our favorite booties in Hollywood to pretend we weren't leering at whenever we saw her in a bikini or a tight pair of pants. Now, she's back and pregnant giving her super boobtastic pushed up goodness at the VH-1 Divas event, which we totally forgot that was happening, because we're just kind of surprised when the cable music channels actually do anything related to music any longer. But Jenna's perfectly ripe plums were worth the wait.

Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus made a sweet show of her own, both in a body hugging little black number on the red carpet, and in her Road Warrior bare-midriff revealing costume for performance for the show. Miley keeps working out so that she can keep dressing without underwear, a personal grooming habit of Miley's we are bound to champion. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Loves To Show Off Her Knockers, And Concerts Are a Great Place to Do So

I'm not exactly sure who it is that attends Miley Cyrus concerts, I figured it was mostly young girls and the deaf, but the way Miley dresses at her live events, I could see a few dudes like me mixed in their, trying desperately not to look worthy of arrest. And why not, with Miley Cyrus over the weekend at the Fonda Theater at an event aptly named 'Christmas Creampies" in a truly award winning revealing boob-tube top and some stretched on tight pants, she was working the stage like a woman with many more years experience than her twenty years.

Now, despite the gravel-voice, you know how we feel about Miley. She's earned the right to flash her little pop diva body wherever and whenever she wants to. Who else works out harder and more commando than Miley Cyrus? Who else can endure a grueling Pilates workout followed by an American Spirt and a sweaty skin-flash to awaiting cameras. Yes, Miley has got some serious skills, and two of them were on proud display at the Fonda. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Feeling Her Oats and Flashing Her Legs in Leopard Slit

Miley Cyrus really is coming into her own.

The not yet 20 year old pop diva has been eating up much of the attention of late in Hottieville, fine tuning her body through Pilates and cigarettes, and making appearances with less and less clothes, including her bikini top show on national network television in Two and a Half Men last week.

Now, it's time for the leopard slit skirts. Flashing some leg and her can like a real veteran celebrity. I think our little girl is getting all grow'd up. It's sad in a way, but also giving me a boner. So, there's that. Enjoy.

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