Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Topless And Exposed in V Magazine

 

Well, this was teased for a while so we were kind of waiting until you could see the uncensored racy topless picture set of Miley Cyrus in the about to be released V magazine Fall edition. I mean, we can see Miley Cyrus with pasties pretty much every night of the week just strolling down Ventura Blvd., but it's still a thing when the petite framed pop musical starlet goes full topless monty for the cameras, showing off her modest but brave curves.

For all the heat Miley takes for her behavior and appearance, let us never forget this is a former teen Disney star who willingly and forwardly exhibits her bare body for cameras on the regular. Do you realize how many other celebrities we beg to do the same and they never oblige? At least not voluntarily as we noted during the hacker scandal. They're all doing it, but Miley has chosen to share her bare boobtastic openly with the world. For that, I must give her kudos. The ducks and silly costumes and tongue shitck I could do without. But let's be honest, Miley has raised the bar for so many others in terms of flashing, it's been a really good thing. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Sexy Performance at Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam

Miley Cyrus continued to delight the world with her sexy antics at a show at the Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam. Any artist can wear scantily clad clothing. But Miley takes it to another level. Would most artists pretend to masturbate with a giant inflatable banana? I don't think so. Would other singers have the cojones to wear a black body suit so tight that it creates camel toe that can be seen from outer space? No. Or how about something as simple as dressing up like the scantily clad granddaughter of Uncle Sam? Absolutely not. What's great about Miley, besides the fact that she's seriously hot, is that she gives zero F's. Not an F has been given on her Bangerz tour. She just sings her songs and writhes around in skimpy outfits simulating masturbation. You go, Hannah Montana!

I wanted to get tickets for the Bangerz tour when she came to town but they sold out quickly. My wife likes her music and I could see her bare butt in a variety of outfits. Win win.

Miley Cyrus Bikini Red Showoff Time in Barcelona

Well, you wear a red bikini, you're going to get noticed. It might be the color of stop signs, but for celebrity bikinis it's a signal to all cameras within ten kilometers to start snapping your body by the pool or ocean.

Miley Cyrus has been vacationing in Spain. Believe it or not, she does work pretty damn hard with a very rigorous travel schedule. I get jet lag just driving thirty minutes away. I bet going five hundred miles a night between concert dates night after night gets pretty intense, especially when you're exhausted from so much crotch grabbing and midget oral copulation simulation. So, Miley deserve a respite, as she took by the pool in Barcelona one of my favorite cities in the world where I don't speak the language. Miley needed no Spanish or Catalonian skills to speak the international language -- big celebrity in little bikini. And red. That's all it took for a thousand snaps. Miley, I will still respect you in the morning. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Does It Again On Her Bangerz Tour

Oh, Miley Cyrus. Will you ever cease to amaze us with your super sexy onstage antics? Let's hope not. Miley was in a particularly provocative mood at a recent show in Madrid. She did her usual set of spreading her legs while rolling around on various set pieces. But she also took the time to pull her bottoms up her booty crack so that her adoring fans a better view of the entirety of her butt cheeks. You got to give it to Miley, she commits. The body suits she wears are extremely tight. So, naturally there is some serious camel toe action happening. But it's OK, because it's all part of the show. She should sell t-shirts at the merch table emblazoned with her camel toe. It could be the emblem for her next tour. Miley Cyrus' Camel Toe Tour, or something like that.

I'm not a concert promoter but I bet her crowds quadruple if she takes my suggestion to heart. Keep doing what you're doing Miley and we'll keep on watching

Miley Cyrus Grabs Crotch During Bangerz Tour Stop in Milan

The incomparable Miley Cyrus once again made her daddy Billy Ray proud by repeatedly grabbing her crotch during a Bangerz tour stop in Milan. The scantily clad Miley pretended to flick the bean while writhing around on various set pieces. This was accompanied by a lot of her showing her lovely twerk machine. At one pint she even pulled the thin piece of fabric that separates her cheeks completely up her crack so that the audience could see the entirety of her booty. Say what you want about Miley Cyrus, she knows how to give her fans their money's worth. People give Miley a lot of crap but I don't see what the big deal is. If a young woman of her own free will wants to wear scandalous outfits and pretend to masturbate who am I to stop her? This is America after all. Isn't Miley's right to prance around in glittery unitards exactly what feminism has been fighting for all these years.

I couldn't get tickets to Miley's show when she came to town because they sold out in seconds. I have to content myself with seeing her fake rub one out in picture form. Sigh.

Miley Cyrus Super Extra Crotch Massaging in French Concert for the Holiday Weekend

Miley Cyrus is actually in the South of France, so I'm not sure they celebrate their memorial day in the same calendar fashion. Nevertheless, they do appreciate the international sign of friendship and peace as presented by Miley in concert and her constant grabbing, massaging, and pantomiming of the crotch. In the very least, Miley is corrupting the young girls of the world in equal measure, and what could be more egalitarian than that?

Miley Cyrus has most definitely raised the bar in the past year on revealing and mature themed stage antics. Say what you will about the former Hannah Montana, she's forced every single other pop diva to strip off more clothes, flash more skin, and act more lascivious on stage. For that, we'd like to pin a medal on Miley. Just point to where you'd like to be pinned, Miley. Uh-huh, that was my guess too. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Kindly Fellates, Err, Inflates a Blow Up Doll on Stage

Well, I'm not sure why so many of you asked to see this, but, so be it. Here's the pride of Tennessee, Miley Cyrus performing a bit of plastic fellations on a blow up doll during her London nightclub appearance the other evening. I'm no scientist, not licensed at least, but I'm going to surmise this isn't Miley's first blow up doll experience. She seems to have some experience in her pucker.

As always, I'm forced to give Miley credit for winning the attention game in the pop music world. Say what you want about how crude and simple it is, but if it were that easy, then everybody would be the most searched person of the year online. And they're not. Sometimes, simple is genius. Not that I'm putting Miley in the genius category, though I'm sure her inflatable doll friend would argue she's the bomb. Enjoy.