Miley Cyrus

Nicki Minaj Holding Her Yabbos, Miley Cyrus Lesbionic Makeout, and Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Selfies Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You know when your week begins with lingerie selfies of Jennette McCurdy, it's going to be a stellar week in the world of social media share candids. It couldn't really get much better than that, but it has gotten a whole lot bigger with so many of our sextastic favorites competing to be noticed in the digital space.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes my precious Kylie Minogue in a short skirt, Leven Rambin lifting her bosom, Nicki Minaj holding her own funbags in the shower, Miley Cyrus making out with a girl, Jen Selter flashing her amazing booty, Sophie Turner showing off her ridiculous hourglass body, Ariana Grande showing off her little tush, and much much more. You owe it to the unborn child of Scarlett Johansson to check out each and everyone of these wicked hot social candids. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus G-Rated Bangerz Tour Rides Through Vegas

Hmm. I'm going to go ahead and say that the Miley Cyrus Bangerz tour may not be what they call an all-audience bit of entertainment. Granted, the shows are packed with impressionable young teens, who I suppose are learning where babies come from without the need for awkward conversations with their parents. Bangerz is sort of a public service in that regard.

Miley continued her bending and preening and self-poking on stage in Las Vegas, a city that actually seems suited to contain her particular stagecraft. Miley has obviously added some technical elements to her program to get attention and outrage, not necessarily in that order. But, smart girl, that all sells tickets, which I believe might be an even higher order goal than that public service bit. It's hard to criticize success. So, I'll just stare along with everyone else. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Thrusts, Jiggles, and Twerks During Her L.A. Concert Stops

You know it's going to be big when the talk of the town pop star brings her act to Los Angeles. All the celebrities came out to be part of the media sensation of the Miley Cyrus Bangerz tour. It's sort of taken the place of Lakers games as the place to be seen. You might say Staples Center hasn't seen this much fouling since Kobe took his leave. But that's a horrible horrible joke.

I'll say this for Miley Cyrus, she answers all the people who will say 'just ignore her' by making herself impossible to ignore. You can love it or not, and her music, egads, but Miley is not only taking theatrical stage adult play to a whole new level, she's backing up her near sex-on-stage routines by actually taking her clothes off in magazines. This separates her from a number of other pop divas who tease for the money. So, I applaud Miley, and I will in fact stare at her twerking arse in all her silly costumes. Because I respect the art, err, whatever that is. Enjoy.

Here's a 30-second concert documentary I made for Bangerz, expressing my deep feelings:







MIley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Promos Reveal a Whole Lot of Miley Skin

After seeing the actual concert photos for her Bangerz tour, it's no surprise that the promotional stills for her album and tour are every bit as naughty. Miley Cyrus is getting kind of weird with the fake teeth and all, but there's no denying she's not the least bit shy about showing it almost all off for the sake of her music. Or all off for the same of just being in magazines.

I guess the theme of Bangerz is cowgirl, though I'm not sure why. The second theme seems to be showing off skin and looking raunchy, which Miley is currently leading the world in beneath the pop star sub-header. I can only say I'm curious to see how far Miley takes her visual exhibitions. At the rate she's going, there's going to be something arrest-worthy coming soon. I mean, she gets arrested, not me. I'm too good looking for prison. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Puts the Raunchy Bang in Bangerz Tour Kicking Off in Vancouver

I'll say this for Miley Cyrus, she knows how to get attention. Sure, there have been kids since kindergarten acting up in class trying to get noticed, and they're mostly pretty darn annoying, but how many of them have turned their need for attention into a media empire? That's right, Miley and a couple others in this entire world. So, maybe a bit over the top and kind of skeezy, or, in the case of her stage show antics in kicking off her Bangerz Tour, quite skeezy, but everybody is looking. And when people look in her business, the rewards follow.

Miley struck many memorable poses in the Canuckian town of Vancouver over the weekend. Some straight out of Backdoor Teen Mom type positioning, others her more traditional booty bending and twerking with various furries and simulated sex with a guy dressed like one of our past Presidents. It's all heavily designed to bring in those eyeballs, and to Miley's credit, it's not like she's playing the roadside truckstop in Tennessee. She's selling out arenas. To the victor goes the spoils, and our leering eyes this morning. She has reached a new level of something or other. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Topless in Vogue Germany Bare Funbag Top Redux

 

It's been a week since we've first laid peeps on Miley Cyrus topless in the Mario Testino shoot for Vogue Germany. Thanks to EgoReader 'Julien' we have a high-res take-two look at this rather monumental photospread of Miley Cyrus topless for the second time ever, and the second time this month.

Say what you will about the mischievous pop star, but she's putting her money, err, her body where her mouth is. She's not just talking the talk, she's taking her clothes off for magazine pictorials and showing off everything she's got. Well, most everything. For this, we humbly stand and applaud. The world needs more celebrities like Miley Cyrus. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Topless, Cindy Crawford Covered Nekkid, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Show Highlight the Epic W Magazine Pictorial

 

I know people make fun of me for my vast women's magazine subscriptions. Go on, chuckle, just like the middle school skate gang that terrorizes me outside my own stoop when I go to retrieve my lady journals. But who has the last laugh when the very first Miley Cyrus topless pictures show up in W Magazine, along with Lara Stone topless, Miranda Kerr barely covered nekkid in the bed, and Cindy Crawford, well, damn. Oh, why not throw in Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley in a see-through bra, Vanessa Hudgens different looking hotness, Milla Jovovich stunning, Rita Ora biting on a bed sheet, and Ciara looking boudoir sextastic.

It's only one of the finest magazine photo spreads ever. Certainly monumental, epic, and initiating the clarion call for a little private time viewing. Yep, who's laughing now Mr. Postman, old neighbor lady, skate kids, and mom? You've had your fun belittling me through the years. I'll take my topless wicked hot celebrity photos and my perfume samplers, thank you very much. Enjoy.