This weeks Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is a sampler platter, nay, a cornucopia of hottness. The famous ladies took to social media this week to show off their goodies. As the weather gets nicer the bikinis, sundresses, and skimpy gear are getting pulled out of the closet again. No need to fly to Cabo when you can just drive down to the coast. It truly is a magical time of year when the hotties come out of their clothes like bunnies emerging from a long winter’s hibernation.
This week we have Miley Cyrus barely covering her yum yums with her arm, Anastasia Ashley crushing her lucky dog with her bosoms, Francia Raisa wearing a bikini that is smaller than her earrings, Irina Shayk swimming in a barely there bikini with some pigs, Kaili Thorne thrashing around nekkid but covered in some sheets, Vanessa Hudgens dressed like a scantily clad hippie at Coachella, and Hillary Duff making out with a killer whale. Spring has sprung!
Miley Cyrus is known for her provocative stage shows and these outfits are a big part of that. Miley is a pretty hot girl and it is hard to choose which one of her many attributes is the best. I’ve got to say I’m all about her bodacious booty. It’s no coincidence that she’s famous for twerking. These thong bodysuits were specially designed to show off her lovely posterior. They reveal just the right amount of cheek to crack ratio to make it sexy but not indecent. Miley’s butt is firm with just enough wiggle to keep it interesting. I am a big fan and I think seeing that beautiful booty in person is more than worth the price of a ticket to her Bangerz tour.
It’s a shame that for all those years when she was a squeaky clean teen star we didn’t get to see her behind. Luckily, she’s making up for lost time.
I wouldn’t exactly call Miley Cyrus a fashion plate, unless it be the fashion of furry stripper costumes she flaunts onstage, or less in many of her public appearancesoffstage. Still, the good folks at Elle magazine want in on the Miley traffic wave as much as the next periodical, so they’re featuring a distant gazed Miley in some kind of leggy get up in their latest edition.
Miley Cyrus has certainly taught all of us that have fame will travel. She’s also taught us, and hopefully the rest of sextastic celebrity land that you actually can show off nekkid and even raunchy and mainstream well-paying culture will still well-pay you and treat you like a star. So many of our lovely ladies remain in fear of this fact. Good for Miley I say again. She’s once more proving that prudery gets you nowhere. Enjoy.
Miley Cyrus can no longer be labeled as a shy girl. Granted, she lost that label perhaps at age twelve, but now it’s triply official. In this latest peek at the pop star she’s riding quite topless and bare-arse nekkid on the back of a horse statue of some kind. Lucky horse statue of some kind. The photo comes from a set shot by Olivia Malone for Miley’s Adore You Remix promotional art. I’d say this promotes the gravelly voiced singer alright. I’m not sure I want to buy her music, but I do want to buy that horse if nekkid Miley comes with.
Miley does keep herself quite lean and it’s ever so delightful to see her bare funbags in yet another memorably fully visible position. I’m pretty sure I could sculpt Miley anatomically perfect at this point. I might just get started. Enjoy.
(Thank you to ‘James’ and several other EgoReaders jumping in on the Miley topless sightings.)
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Say what you will about Miley Cyrus, she knows how to get attention. And not always for inane tongue wagging, sometimes it’s just for having nice legs and showing them off in short shorts about Miami, a town packed with paparazzi these days.
Sure, Miley’s main moves may be raunch and spectacle and dancing midgets, but she’s also seen fit to get her body super fit for her coming out to the world party of the past year, including some well yoga and Pilates toned legs that look quite perfect in Daisy Dukes. Accentuate the positive. Miley’s got some of that in her tank. Enjoy.
I’d consider today a milestone day in the general realm of the celebrity selfies. No, not that paid censored G-rated nonsense WhoSay is trying to pass off as candid celebrity fare. The good stuff. The self-promoting hotties who love sharing how awesome they look in the mirror of their lenses and minds. I think we’re starting to move into the next level of such promotion, from just cheesy duck face and cutesy vacation photo, into routinely sexually charged and alluring photos from major female stars. We are indeed headed in the right direction.
Leading the new level charge of the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is Miley Cyrus petting her crotch in a bikini, Nicki Minaj in a series of cleavetastic and asstastic photos, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner showing off in bikinis and Calvins, McKayla Maroney bikini wonderments, Naya Rivera showing off clearly new and improved bosom, Ashanti wet and bikini clad, Ireland Baldwin showing off, Lady Gaga nekkid in the tub, Anastasia Ashley righteous booty, and much much more. You owe it to your March Madness bracket that will likely be in the trash by end of day one to check out each and every one of these candid social pictures. Enjoy.
You know when your week begins with lingerie selfies of Jennette McCurdy, it’s going to be a stellar week in the world of social media share candids. It couldn’t really get much better than that, but it has gotten a whole lot bigger with so many of our sextastic favorites competing to be noticed in the digital space.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes my precious Kylie Minogue in a short skirt, Leven Rambin lifting her bosom, Nicki Minaj holding her own funbags in the shower, Miley Cyrus making out with a girl, Jen Selter flashing her amazing booty, Sophie Turner showing off her ridiculous hourglass body, Ariana Grande showing off her little tush, and much much more. You owe it to the unborn child of Scarlett Johansson to check out each and everyone of these wicked hot social candids. Enjoy.