Egotastic
I'm still not exactly sure what MTV has to do with music, I think the last music video they played was back in '97, and the last time they were considered the tastemakers in pop music was about '92, but, god bless 'em, they keep putting on their music video award shows and the favorite music artist of young teens everywhere keep on showing up. That latter part means we have to cover it, because they do still bring out the hotties once a year.
This year's crop of the PG-rated best at the MTV Video Music Awards included Taylor Swift, who stole the show quite a bit in her musical performance, and on the red carpet, Katy Cocktease, Alicia Keys, Emma Watson, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, and Rihanna. Â I'll say this for MTV, those are some big gets. Can't say I own any of their albums, but I do own thoughts of each of them being naughty in the back of my Corolla at the drive-in movie theater that shut down eleven years ago, kind of like MTV itself. Enjoy.
Miley Cyrus Braless and Sideboob Flashing Again In L.A.
Well, it's about time Miley Cyrus got back to the heat of L.A. to show the overdressed celebrities how a country girl can swing some skin when the temps rise above Kardashian sister IQs.
Miley has never been much for bras and panties, let alone much outerwear, and when the weather turns warm, she can barely contain her desire to run nekkid through the sprinklers, though she sadly does conform somewhat to social standards when out shopping at the market, though you're still not going to keep her out of her loose tees and no bra wardrobe selection, providing grocery story oglers a nice shot of her side chest and almost much much more.
It's easy to rip on Miley, not to mention that new haircut of hers, but it ought to come with some praise too, for a sextastic celebrity who is not scared of her body in the least, or showing it off to the public as we wish all her peers would as well.
Here's to you, you gravel-voiced beacon of commando hope. Enjoy.
MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT LIKE BRAS; NEITHER DO WE!