Oh, man, the final two week stretch before Valentine’s Day. Do not bow to the pressure. Look, but do not buy the lingerie. Though Victoria’s Secret has no desire to make this any easier on you. More and more angels like Candice Swanepoel and her girl friends in their bras and panties almost daily now. Pushing you to buy. Stay strong, brother.
I know this is a big time of year for the lingerie maker. If not the biggest. And I know these international models who wear their little bits of silk and lace are ridiculously hot. But stick to flowers. Maybe some dinner. A teddy bear. You buy her clothes and you will have failed. My next venture is going to be an advice book for guys. It’ll be mostly pictures, because let’s face it, that’s our language. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret
My dearest Martha. Oh, how you scold me so for not being personally in Miami during the first days of bikini winter.
The Victoria’s Secret hottie Martha Hunt added her asstastic to the list of hot buns and bodies in Miami during the ‘winter’ in the Northern Hemisphere, showing that candidly sextastic V.S. models don’t just look ridiculously hot with makeup and lighting, they do quite well preening along the shores in their vacation time as well. Leering at Martha’s sweet hiney as I’m compelled to admit, I can’t begin to count the thirty or so outstanding candidate this month to date for Best Bikini Body in Miami. This isn’t a competition, this is a war of smoking hot skin. This is only going to get better over Christmas and New Year’s. Be still my doughnut jelly filled vena cava. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: INF
Martha Hunt shows off her thingies in Marie Claire Italy. (Drunken Stepfather)
It’s OK to drool over Lourdes Leon. She’s 18. (TMZ)
Iggy Azalea and Jennifer Lopez AMA performance of “Booty” was Bootyriffic. (Huffington Post)
Emily Ratajkowski has got some righteous cleavage. Righteous. (Hollywood Tuna)
Lana Del Ray steams up the latest Maxim cover. (Popoholic)
Lindsay Lohan in a see-through shirt is hot again, yeah! (The Superficial)
Natalie Dormer covered topless. That is all. (Dlisted)
Professional hot person Martha Hunt is unbelievably sexy in these pics for Victoria’s Secret. She models a series of provocative bits of underwear. My favorite is the pink nighty thing. It’s so naughty, like a sorority girl in an 80′s movie. Martha has some pretty spectacular ta-tas. They are the pinnacle of the boobtacular arts. So, she can fill out pretty much anything from a simple bra to a black lace teddy, (yes, please, and thank you). She’s also covered topless in a couple of the pictures which makes me very happy in my swim suit era. Is there a happier trip to the mailbox than when the latest Victoria’s Secret catalog arrives? Especially if it has talent in it like Martha.
They really do only use the sexiest girls. I remember when I was a lad they used the Naomi Campbells and Cindy Crawfords and Heidi Klums in its pages. Good times.
Well, hello there European fashion magazine for women where hot models get topless because it’s chic. How I do adore your daring do.
American model Martha Hunt won’t be seen topless in her Sports Illustrated or domestic magazine shoots, but there she is in all her funbag glory on the pages of Marie Claire Italia showing off for the ladies of The Boot how they might look this summer in their swimsuits at the topless beaches. Maybe a bit smoky on the eye shadow, but, hey, this is a women’s magazine. Makeup, accessories, and other nonsense men have little to no time or appreciation to consider.
Still, it’s Martha Hunt topless, and with that wicked hot body of hers, well, I’m ready to do a little Italian shopping, from the back of my Vespa, naturally. Enjoy.
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Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Martha Hunt definitely leans to the lean side of the ledger, more fashion model body than swimsuit model, but in all cases quite hot and wet and alluring on the beach in Miami. I’d definitely like to take Martha away for a month to the Swiss chalet I will break into and pretend is my own and stuff her full of spiced meats and hearty soups and other things a man might imagine stuffing into the sextastic likes of Martha Hunt. She could use a few lbs. Having said that, I’d never comment on a woman’s body weight one way or another, at least not until we had consummated our affections for one another as men and women do both in the bible and letters to Penthouse, take your pick.
Martha, I have great plans for you and your skimpy little bikinis and that lean female form of yours. Let’s get started now so I can unveil you two months hence at my annual Flag Day extravaganza. Oh, to unveil Martha Hunt. I’d like that. Enjoy.
Former Victoria’s Secret model and current sexy beast Martha Hunt showed her funbags in some arty black and white photos taken by Adam Franzino. He’s one of those big time fashion photographers that likes to show the female form in the stark truth of black and white or something. That’s the magic trick of black and white photography. They are the same chesticles that you’d think were hot in color but it just feels more like art if you shoot in black and white. Your girl can’t get mad at you for looking at these pictures because it’s like culture and stuff and not just a naked chick. Smooth move, Franzino. Martha has a leather jacket in the shoot that isn’t doing a very good job of keeping her covered up. It basically a prop. She might as well be holding an oven mitt or a rubber chicken for all the good it’s doing her.
One thing is for sure. She looks like she’s cold.