All kidding aside, Kim Kardashian is about to have her first unwed baby, a major point of pride in the Kardashian household. And time to celebrate. So the sisters three and their puppet master mother got together and threw the biggest, brashest, most expensive baby shower ever. And maybe somebody sort of kind of filmed it all for television to pay for it and then some. Still, ever so magical, including the stunning announcement that the baby is a girl. Not so stunning really since there's a 50-percent chance it's a girl, and that's even before the maniacal K's spun that sperm into a high chance of female offspring.
Still, baby showers mean girls in pretty dresses, and while Kim wanted to be the swollen belle of her own ball, a couple hotties did make their way into the party. Most notably, Grecian goddess Maria Menounos showing off just a nice hint of cleavage, and a shoutout to veteran Pussycat Doll founder and dancer, Robin Antin, who nearly 20-years later is still looking mighty well-shaped. I bet the party itself was amazing. Sadly, no boys were allowed so I did not receive my music box invitation. Enjoy.
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Maria Menounos Bikini Top Pictures Are the Icing on Her Birthday Cake
Our belusted Grecian goddess turned 35 over this past weekend, and while we are still awaiting word what Maria Menounos thought of the birthday present we sent over (hopefully, all the blood had dried by time of delivery), the sextastic TV hostess seemed to be having one fine time at her tequila themed party where she flaunted her tube tops in a bikini top that made us pray for a birthday malfunction.
While the evening was almost ruined by the Kardashian family invites, nothing could spoil a night of booze and boobtastic courtesy of a woman we'd like to circumnavigate the globe with in a tiny dinghy, with nothing to slake our thirst save for each other's sacred bodily fluids. Call me, Maria, I'm down at the docks awaiting your arrival. Enjoy.
WE DO SO LUST MARIA MENOUNOS IN A BIKINI