Egotastic
Wow, well, hello backside of our Grecian princess, Maria Menounos. Somebody's got a badonkadonk to remember. Not that we'd ever forget Maria, we can't not think about her for more than about ten seconds. But with this bodacious buttside staring us in the face, wow, once again.
Just when you think you can't lust for Maria Menounos any harder, she goes and shows off a hot dumper that if you're not thinking about squeezing with both hands, both feet, and any other working appendage, you're simply not even trying. Enjoy.
I Want To See Star Trek Into Darkness With Maria Menounos’ Booty
There's no denying I'm super geeked to see Star Trek Into Darkness this Friday.
The only way to elevate that geeked-ness to levels beyond quantitative science would be to escort Maria Menounos and her just chillingly amazing booty to the movies. The derriere of the Greek goddess was on display last night at the Hollywood premiere of STID (not to be confused with the STDs Maria and I would passionately exchange later on in the evening). What a bottom this sextastic woman has.
It's always been there, it's always been great, but, of late, it's just churning out heat like a badonkadonk supernova. I want it. And I want to take it to the movies. I wonder if Maria would find it rude if I asked her to watch Star Trek next to me while sitting with her knees on the chair and facing backwards to the screen. You can't know for sure until you ask I guess. Enjoy.
THE MENOUNOS BUTT IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE