Maria Menounos

Jennifer Lopez Honored by GLAAD, But Other Boobtastics Steal the Show at Gala

Someday, I ought to be receiving my own GLAAD Media Award for my rather specific and repeated endorsement of hot lesbionic action on film and at bus tops and in Sapphic celebrity pool houses. But this year, Jennifer Lopez won the top award which meant she showed up to the big award show gala decked out to impress. And she did. But she wasn't the only lady that caught my eye on the red carpet as Greek Goddess Maria Menounous also showed up looking mighty fine, and Argentinean actress Sandra Vidal and Australian transplant Caitlin Stasey decided to bring out the serious cleave for the event as well.

So while I am obviously disappointed that my scissor kissing endorsements didn't win me a trophy, I can't help but feel a little glad myself at the sextastic sights on the red carpet for the inclusive organizations honorarium evening. And that concludes the worst pun ever. Enjoy.

2014 Academy Awards — Oscar Red Carpet Hotties (Updating)

So, let it begin. The 86th Academy Awards and procession of the sextastic.

We'll keep updating this as the various lovely decked out ladies of Tinsel Town exit their limos and arrive on the red carpet. But you can't be off to a better start than Ireland Baldwin and Maria Menounos.

Ah, Olivia Wilde, Emma WatsonCharlize TheronKristen Bell, Naomi Watts, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, Penelope CruzAnna Kendrick, Amy Adams, Cate Blanchettand many more.

In summary: there wasn't much by the way of risque or cleavy or showy on the red carpet this year, but there's no doubt there were a dozen or more ladies of the Silver Screen who looked absolutely stunning in their million dollar get-ups. It's just like my prom night, except with hot girls who fit their dresses. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos Sextastic Cleavy Showgirl to Raise Your Faptastic Feathers

It took a while, but finally Maria Menounos is getting into fun costumes on the set of Extra. Not that we haven't ogled her in those tight short dresses on a daily basis, but it's about time she branched out into some feather cosplay, as she did dressed as either a showgirl or Carnival girl or something to that effect. To be honest, I wasn't really taking in the whole wardrobe, just how it flattered the Grecian goddess' body and sweet chesty goodness.

When I imagine the possibilities of Maria in various states of costumery, well I think of approximately 11,292 different crazy hot options. Please let unashamed mermaid be next. Enjoy.

Jenna Dewan, Bella Thorne, Maria Menounos, Emmy Rossum, Keke Palmer Lead the Hotness at the Women in Television Celebration

I'm down for celebrating women anywhere. Why not the ladies of television who provide us so many wonderful views on a daily or weekly basis. Do you realize how hard it was for our cavemen ancestors to see tons of smoking hot half-dressed women? They had to ascend mountains and traverse valleys and face imminent danger just to maybe see one. We get to hit the remote and flip through a bevy of beauties from the comfort of our couch and beer holders. Silly cavemen.

A strong gaggle of sextastic ladies attended the Women in Television Celebration, highlighted by the cleavy hotness of Jenna Dewan, Bella Thorne, Maria Menounos, Emmy Awesomeand a wonderful leggy show from Keke Palmer. I certainly felt the power of sisterhood. I mean, I think that's what I'm feeling, I can never be too precise when it  comes to tingles and shivers. There might be a little brotherhood involved here as well. Enjoy.

Isla Fisher, Sofia Vergara, Amy Adams, And Other Hotties at the 2014 SAG Awards

While you were watching football, there were about a half dozen more Hollywood Award shows. In the very least, guys get to spread their tux costs across numerous appearances I suppose. And, far more importantly, we get to see our sextastic ladies of celebrity strutting their finest wares on the crimson carpet. It truly is the great upside to this season of self-congratulations.

Thespianics take the SAG Awards quite seriously as that is the Guild of your theatrical types. It's their own cohorts voting on who among them emotes the finest, and everybody who is anybody in the acting world attends, including, most leer-worthy, ginger hottie Isla Fisher, her ginger peer Amy Adams, Sofia Vergara who never doesn't look outrageously hot on the carpet, Ariel Winter rather busty, Morena Baccarin so fine, Maria Menounos ever delicious, and Michelle Dockery, slender but spectacular. Then a bunch of awards were handed out, agents were thanked, and people who cry for a living cried. It was special. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos Booty and Oliva Munn Booby Highlight the Hotness at the Breakthrough of the Year Awards

I have no clue what the Breakthrough of the Year Awards are. I'm quite certain they are super important. After seeing Maria Menounos in her tight dress and Olivia Munn in her boobtastic frock, I'm quite certain I was experiencing a breakthrough of my own. But I'm guessing that's not what the Awards show was based upon.

Tis the season for our finest ladies of Hollywood to get decked out and show off their hard worked Pilates and yoga bodies. This is by far the best element of this otherwise self-serving and grandiose weeks in Tinsel Town. Keep the decked out hotties coming and we'll all get through this. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures For Grecian Goddess Hot Bodied Goodness

Quite a day indeed, when we get to see the likes of our holier than hot Grecian goddess Maria Menounos in a stripety bikini down Mexico way. Last week we saw the tip of Maria's smoldering icebergs at the Cabo resort, but fuzzy and unfairly irresolute. Today, a chance to see a much clearer leer at the fine female form of this passion inducing show hostess and all around sextastic girls in tight dresses.

We do so dig Maria. In a bikini flashing that wondrous chest and thumper, that dig turns to dug in deep with lust. Ave, Maria. You are the pleasure that spins our globe. Enjoy.