Egotastic
Talk about some of the biggest names in nerd boy lust-dom -- Kari Byron flashing leg and body and all decked out, doubly so for Ariana Grande, cooking mega-sextastic Padma Lakshmi, iCarly diva-ette Miranda Cosgrove, Malin Akerman, Victoria Justice, Jenner Morrison. Damn, the Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards, whatever the heck they are, brought out some serious PG-rated girls flashing decked out exhibitions on the red carpet over the weekend.
It was like a parade designed specifically to send fanboys rushing to their basements to takes a first crack at their No-Drip technology gallons o' lotion dispensers. I guess that's the creative arts part of the equation. Enjoy.
Jessica Alba, Malin Akerman, and Talulah Riley Lead List of Hotties at Environmental Media Awards
I'm not exactly sure what the Environmental Media Awards are, but as a person who not too long ago recycled more than 100 adult films on video tape, I'd like to think I should be up for such an award. I didn't shed tears like a girl child for nothing.
Either way, the Environmental Awards brought out some seriously good looking women, the kind of women who truly make this planet livable. Sextastic celebrities such as Talulah Riley, Malin Akerman, Jessica Alba, and Jennifer Akerman (Malin's little step-sis). Granted, the number of babies I'd like to have with these women would overpopulate the world, but that would be a hella fun. Enjoy.
TALULAH RILEY, EPIC HOT IN ESQUIRE