Malin Akerman

Malin Akerman Is Single and Flashing Her Tennis Panties

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2013 @ 2:25 pm

Malin Akerman Flashes Panties While Filming 'Trophy Wife' Tennis Scene in LA

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You know we never root for the breakup of celebrity couples, but when I heard that Malin Akerman was splitting up with her French husband of too many years, I did feel a little happy tingle in my intellectual parts. She really is an underrated blonde hottie. Maybe it's because she's never had a big time starring role, or maybe it's just because not everybody joins me in thinking happy thoughts about her in the bubble bath each evening, but Malin deserves far more attention.

I'm not sure if Malin was thinking the same thing on the set of Trophy Wife where she was flashing her tennis panties and her keester and all-around beautiful from behind sextastic attitude of gratitude. I'm leering, Malin. And appreciating. And as God is my witness, soon too will the rest of the peeping world. Enjoy.

MALIN AKERMAN IN A BIKINI CRUISING THE BEACH

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Malin Akerman In Tight Black Leather Is Like Something Out of a Fantasy Fun Time

By Bill Swift | July 23, 2013 @ 12:50 pm

Malin Akerman Black Leather Outfit Photoshoot in Beverly Hills

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I know it's for some upscale photoshoot for some hoity toity product I could never afford, but then I could not afford to not imagine Malin Akerman and her totally underrated goodies goodness in black leather on the streets of Beverly Hills. She produced a child recently and I am marveling at her bodily comeback. Obviously, I would need a much closer inspection to finalize the comeback label, but a thorough 90-minute loofah rub down of her every inch ought to just about do the trick. Maybe a few minutes more for penalty time.

Why does Malin Akerman never get mention in top hotties lists? This is a mystery to me. Enjoy.

MALIN AKERMAN IN A BIKINI WAS A PRECIOUS SIGHT A COUPLE YEARS BACK

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Jessica Alba, Malin Akerman, and Talulah Riley Lead List of Hotties at Environmental Media Awards

By Bill Swift | October 1, 2012 @ 4:32 pm

Talulah Riley Shows Some Cleavage at the 2012 Environmental Media Awards

Jessica Alba at the 2012 Environmental Media Awards

Malin Akerman is Red Hot at the 2012 Environmental Media Awards

Jennifer Akerman Shines in White at the 2012 Environmental Media Awards

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I'm not exactly sure what the Environmental Media Awards are, but as a person who not too long ago recycled more than 100 adult films on video tape, I'd like to think I should be up for such an award. I didn't shed tears like a girl child for nothing.

Either way, the Environmental Awards brought out some seriously good looking women, the kind of women who truly make this planet livable. Sextastic celebrities such as Talulah Riley, Malin Akerman, Jessica Alba, and Jennifer Akerman (Malin's little step-sis). Granted, the number of babies I'd like to have with these women would overpopulate the world, but that would be a hella fun. Enjoy.

TALULAH RILEY, EPIC HOT IN ESQUIRE

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Victoria Justice, Kari Byron, Ariana Grande, and Padma Lakshmi Headline Hotness at Creative Arts Emmy Awards

By Bill Swift | September 17, 2012 @ 8:45 am

Victoria Justice Wears a Sexy Dress at The 2012 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards

Padma Lakshmi in a Cleavy Dress at The 2012 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards

Ariana Grande in a Red Hot Dress at The 2012 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards

Kari Byron Shines in Yellow at The 2012 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards

Malin Akerman flashing Cleavage at The 2012 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards

Miranda Cosgrove Shows Legs at The 2012 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards

Jennifer Morrison is Sexy in Red at The 2012 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards

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Talk about some of the biggest names in nerd boy lust-dom -- Kari Byron flashing leg and body and all decked out, doubly so for Ariana Grande, cooking mega-sextastic Padma Lakshmi, iCarly diva-ette Miranda Cosgrove, Malin Akerman, Victoria Justice, Jenner Morrison. Damn, the Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards, whatever the heck they are, brought out some serious PG-rated girls flashing decked out exhibitions on the red carpet over the weekend.

It was like a parade designed specifically to send fanboys rushing to their basements to takes a first crack at their No-Drip technology gallons o' lotion dispensers. I guess that's the creative arts part of the equation. Enjoy.

CLARE GRANT ALMOST FLASHED HER FULL GRANTS AT LAST YEAR'S AWARDS

Victoria Justice at the Creative Emmy Awards

Rebecca Romijn at the Creative Emmy Awards

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MSM Weekly Roundup of the Cinematic Flesh Includes Topless Malin Akerman, Ellen Barkin, and Nicole Kidman (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | June 15, 2012 @ 9:53 am

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Mr. Skin Minute for June 15, 2012 Includes Malin Akerman and Nicole Kidman

When I was a kid, Johnny Sad-Bones was the old dude theater attendant who would let us sneak into the R-rated movies after they had started if we gave him a buck. One summer, Johnny stopped asking for just money and the police had to take him away, but before that time, man how we saw some wonderful boobage on the big screen.

I'm reminded about of Johnny Sad-Bones, the good parts at least, when taking a looksee at the triple threat of hot actress boobtastic our friends at Mr. Skin are recommending for your weekend viewing skinematics, including Malin Akerman topless in the original Harold and Kumar, Ellen Barkin now almost 25-years way backward to steamy nekkid sexy making in Sea of Love, and Nicole Kidman, the modern day version, knocking topless boots in Hemingway and Gellhorn. It's a trifecta of the ta-ta-licious! Enjoy.

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Malin Akerman Thigh-High Leg Flashing at World Premiere of ‘Rock of Ages’

By Bill Swift | June 11, 2012 @ 10:56 am

Malin Akerman is Leggy in a Black Thigh-High Slit Dress at 'Rock of Ages' World Premiere

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Malin Goes Commando

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Hot comedic actress Malin Akerman and Rock of Ages co-star Julianne Hough have been trading off for 'best of hotness' at their various movie promo stops along the way and around the world, and we have to give the big L.A. premiere title to Malin and her sextastic slit dress which flashes a ton of leg ala Angelina Jolie .

We are devout leg-men here at Egotastic!, beautiful legs and to everywhere they lead, we drink to that. And Malin Akerman put on a gam-show outside Grauman's Chinese Theater worthy of some leers. Enjoy.

JENNIFER ANISTON ALSO WENT SEXTASTIC SLIT SKIRT AT THE AFI AWARDS SHOW

Jennifer Aniston Shows Legs at AFI Lifetime Achievement Awards

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Malin Akerman, Julianne Hough, and Kate Beckinsale Lead List of Hotties at Spike TV Awards

By Bill Swift | June 4, 2012 @ 11:59 pm

Kate Beckinsale in a Skin Tight Black Dress at the Guy’s Choice Awards

Julianne Hough Looks Sexy in Her High Split Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Kristen Bell in a Flirty Yellow Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Brooke Hogan is Boobtastic in a Pink Tight Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Malin Akerman and Julianne Hough Show Legs at the Guy's Choice Awards

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Spike TV 'Guys Choice Awards' takes it about half-way. That is, we get to see a whole bunch of celebrity hotties every join lined up on the red carpet and attending the award show for looking babe-a-licious, but, of course, if guys really had their choice, these sextastic celebrities would be nekkid and laying across a possum skinned rug (sorry, but I happen to love bears, while possums, yeah, I could skin a few of those and sleep at night, nasty varmints).

This year's list of Guy's Choice Awards sweet and delicious included underrated comedic actress Malin Akerman who posed sexy with the innocently alluring Julianne Hough, the ever desirable MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale, minxy Kristen Bell, cleavy Brooke Hogan, and Kendra Wilkinson, who I think people invite to these events now just to watch her husband hold her purse awkwardly in the background. Still, all in all, quite a collection of female locker room fantasy goodness. Now, about all those clothes... enjoy.