Malin Akerman

Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung Lead Gaggle of Girls at Sucker Punch Premiere

By Jon | March 24, 2011 @ 8:58 am

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We've been seeing the posters for forever now. Hot girls, guns toted, skin tight body suits... Sucker Punch. I'm still looking forward to this movie as I've been for months now, though I must say I was slightly disappointed that the girls of Sucker Punch: Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Carla Gugino, Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, and Jena Malone chose to go super conservative to the premiere last night. Maybe it has something to do with downplaying recent scandals and such, but I'd like my kick-ass hotties to look a little more like kick-ass hotties, if you please. Still, veteran stunner Diane Lane and sexy Malin Akerman did arrive to lend their sextastic support to the entire event, and there was still ample opportunity for Hollywood actress orgy fantasies to leap and abound. Enjoy.

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Malin Akerman Braless and Damn Glad To Meet You

By Jon | March 10, 2011 @ 9:56 am

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Consider me a big Malin Akerman fan from back in the day. Now that she's going top body commando down the streets of Hollywood, well, consider me an even bigger fan. Yes, friends, spring has sprung here on the Left Coast, and poking nipples are in the air once again. It's like an annual rite of seasonal celebrity passage; soon we'll be seeing swollen mammary points on every corner of every street beneath every $120 Barneys t-shirt top on every sexy celebrity and, well, I'll be there with my super secret binoculars across the street dressed as an innocuous bit of shrubbery to capture it all. Enjoy.

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Elton John Gets All The Hot Women To His Oscar Viewing Party

By Jon | February 28, 2011 @ 9:31 am

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Elton John and his new baby daddy hosted another of the big Oscar parties this year, a viewing shindig for a bunch of folks also not making the cut for the Academy Awards, but definitely making my refined list of girls I'd like to imagine being slapped by after I ask them if they like meat products.

Odette Yustman just looked super Yusty and sexy, Kim Kardashian she-bot appeared with extra spit and polish and perfect boobage, Charlotte Ross continues her medically induced age defying aweseomeness, Malin Akerman remains an underrated comedic hottie, Petra Nemcova just one damn super supermodel, Katie Price, previously known as the Jordan who made me drool excessively, Dianna Agron, irrepressible Glee breakout babe, and a reunion of the only straight reason for me to own the High School Musical DVD box set, petite hotties Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens. Now, that's what I call a party! Enjoy.

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Demi Moore Brings the MILF Heat to Lead the Sexy Pack at Bulgari Event

By Jon | January 14, 2011 @ 9:02 am

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Charity events in Tinsel Town aren't quite like your average local neighborhood fundraiser. Lots of super hot celebrities are assembled, decked out in wardrobes, makeup, jewelry, botox and silicon to the bazillions of dollars; but, in then end, money is raised for worthwhile causes, and, well, we get to ogle a gaggle of sextastic on the red carpet. Such is the case with last night's Bulgari Event, where some veteran sexy bombs put on their finest to cut the crimson rug for the benefit of the children, and there was some prime talent on display. I'm going to pick Demi Moore as the hottie di tutti hottie of the event, because until you can show me another 48-year old woman who looks this amazing, well, beauty and age before beauty.

Other wonderments at last night's event included Malin Akerman, Olivia Wilde, Kirsten Dunst, and Milla Jovovich. It's the type of lineup that I'd definitely follow into just about any party (though my invitations keep getting lost in the mail for some reason). Enjoy.

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Battle of the Skintight Black Pants: Malin Akerman, Hilary Duff, and Alessandra Ambrosio

By Jon | November 16, 2010 @ 7:14 am

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The last time I wore my tight black leather pants to the office, three employees quit on the spot, one after having to be taken to the hospital with symptoms of dizziness and nausea. Granted, I'm no Malin Akerman, Alessandra Ambrosio, or Hilary Duff, the three sexy celebrities strutting around Hollywood the other night in their seemingly uncoordinated coincidental donning of the stretchy black material over their butts and legs for the general benefit of the ogling public. Who looked best in their black and shiny trousers? Well, if I had to vote based on who I'd like to see shimmy out of them, I'm going to say a three way tie. But, that's me. I'm Switzerland when when the pants start dropping. Enjoy.

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Malin Akerman Nipple Flash Pictures Provide Us Sexy Details

By Jon | September 16, 2010 @ 11:39 am

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We got such good response from the Malin Akerman 'luvs me my Malin' fan club last week that we decided it was high time for more of this sexy funny boobtastic actress. These Malin Akerman sexy pictures from our friends at Details Magazine are just the ticket for our fill of a sexy girl, hot body, and, of course, some quite delightful nipple. Enjoy.

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Malin Akerman Sexy Premiere Pictures Make Me Wonder What Her Boobs Look Like, Hmm (VIDEOS)

By Jon | September 9, 2010 @ 6:30 am

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Malin Akerman is one of those underrated hotties that you forget about lusting for until they pop up all shimmering and shining and sexy at the latest movie premiere, in this case, for The Romantics. Like a finely brewed spirit, as much as I love seeing the bottle, I must admit that I miss seeing the two reasons I first fell for this comic actress who is never afraid to play the role of the hot funny chick who takes her clothes off. Man, how I admire that sensibility. And how I admire Malin Akerman topless, as in the selection of movie clips below the premiere photos. Enjoy.

Malin Akerman all skirty and sexy at the premiere of The Romantics:

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Malin Akerman topless in just one of Egotastic's favorite movies of forever and ever, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle:

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