Egotastic
We've been seeing the posters for forever now. Hot girls, guns toted, skin tight body suits... Sucker Punch. I'm still looking forward to this movie as I've been for months now, though I must say I was slightly disappointed that the girls of Sucker Punch: Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Carla Gugino, Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, and Jena Malone chose to go super conservative to the premiere last night. Maybe it has something to do with downplaying recent scandals and such, but I'd like my kick-ass hotties to look a little more like kick-ass hotties, if you please. Still, veteran stunner Diane Lane and sexy Malin Akerman did arrive to lend their sextastic support to the entire event, and there was still ample opportunity for Hollywood actress orgy fantasies to leap and abound. Enjoy.
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Audrina Patridge and Malin Akerman Battle It Out in Fetishy Leather Hotness
Who doesn't love a sexy celebrity wrapped in a little bit of the rawhide?
The increasingly popular and increasingly good-looking Audrina Patridge took to some such celebrity singles event to pimp something whilst clad in the tight cowskin, while sexy Malin Akerman flashed her leather goods at the Tribeca Film Festival in an attempt to simultaneously outrage PETA while inspiring Egotastic! oglers. To be fair, I'm sure we'll learn that these two hotties were actually wearing imitation leather or some other politically correct explanation for their donning of the tanned hides, still, if you're not having real life cowgirl fantasies flowing through your libido at this very moment, you're just not living properly. Enjoy.