bill-swift - December 3, 2015
Now, that my friends is how you sell shoes. Get together three crazy hot models, Victoria's Secret caliber young 20-somethings with perfect bodies like Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, and Joan Smalls, and strip them out of their clothes save for their open toed heeled shoes, and ask them to squeeze together in the hug of menage-a-awesome proportions. Granted, you have to show them from an angle where their R-rated parts are covered up, but just imagine the scene on the set during production. I am right now. Hot naked girls just don't come pre-assembled like that.
If I've said it once I've said it now 4,356 times. If you want to sell something, try sextastic. Shoes, airplanes, cotton swabs, the cure to kuru, it's all sold much better, simpler, and faster with the aid of wicked hot unclothed women looking wanton and only slightly amused. Do I just look at these hotties and start buying stylish pumps? I just did. Asked and answered. Ladies, come to my house in the same getup and let's get to discussing how to sell my old Ikea furniture on Craigslist. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Stuart Weitzman
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