Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water… our friends at Mr. Skin have uncorked another weekend blast of skinematic present and past to make your theatrical and home box office viewing ten times more pleasurable than any silly Oscar nomination list. We’re talking copious amount of fine female flesh on the magic screen that brings you so much joy.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features Addison Timlin not nekkid in That Awkward Moment this weekend, but quite memorably topless in Californication, Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos once more in the best lesbionic making of the sexy scene ever in Blue is the Warmest Color now On Demand, and the classic throwback to Nastassja Kinski and Annette O’Toole in some early 80′s body exhibitions in Cat People now on Blu-Ray. These are some of the most sextastic skinematic bodies out there, or in there, or in and out there. However you like to play it. Enjoy.
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So says our friend Mr. Skin, who is claiming the Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos screen stopping scissor kiss-fest from the French indie film Blue is the Warmest Color is the best lesbionics onscreen ever. You know my feelings about superlatives. At the same time, I can’t think of a non-adult film that has ever done it better. I’m told there were some unnatural natural barriers placed between these two French actresses to keep everybody from getting arrested. Or, the French version of getting arrested which is receiving a medal. Still, the ambitious Sapphic desire between these two ladies on camera is, well, touching.
In honor of his bold claim, Mr. Skin wants you to check out the full scissor kissing video clip from the movie and check out a special membership offer just for Egotastic! readers. It’s a win-win. You could also just check out the clip. Don’t tell him I told you that. Enjoy.
It’s that time of the year again. That being the end of the year. And while perhaps you won’t be getting that Lexus with the big red ribbon in your perfectly snowy driveway this season, you can take a glorious peek at the Top 3 Nekkid Scenes of the Year from Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Minute.
While selection of the top 3 anything will always be controversial, I’m hard pressed to argue with the selections of the skinematic loving folks at Mr. Skin in their picks of Ivana Milicevic getting her carpets cleaned in Banshee, Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos in Blue Is the Warmest Color’s now infamous lesbionic sex scene, and, a no doubter in Rosario Dawson full frontal nekkid in Trance. Quite a year when you think about it. Enjoy.
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You know I’m not a big fan of end of the year lists. The mere fact that Miley Cyrus is currently leading the Time Person of the Year online voting says enough about why making lists unless your name is Kris Kringle is something of a fool’s errand. Nevertheless, when those lists come along with wicked hot nekkid scenes of our favorite sextastic celebrities, well, then, list away I say.
Our friends at Mr. Skin have come out with their annual Top 10 Nekkid Scenes of the Year, and I must say, it’s rather impressive. Hollywood will always be alive so long as there are beautiful actresses baring their wares on screen You can quote me on that.
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I must admit I’ve always found it pretty cheese when they make actors do the promotional rounds for their movies and expect them to do little on-camera bits in homage to their onscreen characters. Most of us understand these are just actors playing roles. They’re not real cowboys or international assassins or astronauts. But with Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos promoting their critically lauded lesbionic film, Blue is the Warmest Color, well, if they’re going to be shooting promo campaigns featuring the two French hotties getting all hot and Sapphic, count me way in.
Featured in Interview magazine, Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos give a sweet sampling of the deep scissor kissing the two thespianic perform in extended making of the sexy scenes in the film itself. Now, I don’t know what the movie is about, but it’s French, so I bet it’s extremely melancholy and deep. I do know we’re talking about just about the most intense girl-on-girl action in a major motion picture in forever. So, there’s that. And that’s more than enough for me. Enjoy.
Mario Sorrenti is one of the European photographers that famous women wait in line to get nekkid for. Yes, kind of a nice gig if you can get it. It’s because Mario’s photos get published in major magazines and win all kinds of awards and the women don’t feel nekkid so much as nude and special and important, as all women should feel, especially that nude part.
In the current edition of Lui magazine in France you can see Mario’s shoot of the sextastic Lea Seydoux, blowing up in all kinds of ways, though mostly nekkid and topless in a fancy hotel in this particular visual instance. She truly is a beauty, in color or black and white. I’m not exactly sure why she’s curled up without any clothes on on the floor of a hotel room, I only wish it were mine. Enjoy.
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What are you planning on doing this weekend that’s so very special you don’t have time for a little celebrity skin flick viewing? Precisely. Just speaking for myself, I’m going to take a solid two hours I would ordinarily spend in my dark closet trying not to breathe lest the alien invaders find me and probe my bowels the hard way and instead pop some popcorn and fire up the screens for a little T&A thespianic style courtesy of recommendations from our good friends at Mr. Skin.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Lea Seydoux and her Frenchie lesbionic partner topless in Blue is the Warmest Colour, Melanie Laurent not topless in Now You See Me in theaters, but quite nekkid in a bunch of previous film roles, and Beverly D’Angelo classic topless role in the 30th anniversary of National Lampoon’s Vacation. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something will be blue. Enjoy.
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