While our conventional wisdom says that anybody who refers to themselves professional as a ‘DJ’ is tantamount to people in Los Angeles who call themselves ‘producers’, when it comes to TOWIE alum Lauren Pope and her magnificent funbags, we are willing to make an exception to common sensical regulations.
Though us Yanks have the rep for worship of all things bouncy and bubbly on the ladyfolk, let us not forsake Jolly Old England which has become the epicenter of celebrity DD boobtastic in the past decade or so, featuring an increasing number of big chested young marvels on their telly screens and in their visual marketing. Lauren Pope just happens to be one of the more worship worthy vixens in the new British bangers and monster mash class of young women, and we’ll be damned if we’re going to skip class when the syllabus reads ‘Lauren Pop mega-cleavage’. That we’ll wake up for. Enjoy.
You know how we love our hottie British TV starlets. The lasses with the fine asses and the year-round tans, all complementing their ridiculously flashy cleavetastic ever on display be it at 3am after a inebriated night on the town, or on the red carpet at the National Television Awards last night in the U.K., where some of our favorite soap stars and reality show vixens flashed their finer womanly wares.
While there were numerous and sextastic sundry ladies strutting the red carpet, a few stood out more than others in our ogling minds, including Chloe Sims, Amy Childs, Tulisa Contostavlos, Jessica Wright, Jorgie Porter, Lauren Pope, and newcomer to us, Carol Vorderman, who at age 51 still put on a noticeably rocking hot decked out with big fun bags performance last night.
It was all good for the telly treats. Enjoy.
Our final Reader Finds of 2011. Spill some naughtiness for our fallen readers.
Through the entire year, our favorite horde of gentlemen (and lady) oglers we call the amazing Egotastic! have fed our communal need for celebrity skin like so much hot slop into the upscale pig’s trough. It’s been a truly remarkable airlift of the asstastic, a bushel of boobtastic, and, always, a saving grace of the sextastic. So, hail, you readers.
Today’s Reader Finds includes Joanna Krupa smoking and poking hot in a Josh Ryan photoshoot, Rosie Huntington-Whitely artsy and topless in a Rankin photoshoot, TOWIE reality star Lauren Pope nekkid for The Bunny, Aida Yespica calendar sultry topless, Johanna Lundback doing what she does best in lingerie and swimsuits, Adriana Lima ‘wicked’ weirdly hot, and a strange nekkid song bird in Amanda Palmer getting inked.
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You know it’s a damned good night of partying when your evening ends in the early morning at a hospital treating one or another of your posse for various cuts and wounds. Such were the adventures of boobtastic The Only Way is Essex reality starlets Chloe Sims, she of major cleavage, and Lauren Pope, she of major sideboob, the two of them and other pals from the show rather snookered as they made their way around London town through the night, until the inevitable emergency room visit for some bleeding limbs.
Talk about your party girl reality, nobody’s got anything on these randy DJ girls from Essex. Enjoy.
Okay, granted, Lauren Pope is not necessarily our favorite The Only Way is Essex cast member, and, granted, she lists her career as ‘DJ’, which, again, we continue to not understand how that’s an actual paying job in the digital music age, and, okay, there’s the nose job, but, forgetting all of that… Lauren Pope absolutely offered up the positive side of the Twilight Breaking Dawn craze going on this week with a super revealing, side-boob flashing dress on the red carpet at the London premiere of the craptastic rom-vamp cinematic squirt job.
We could all do with a little less Pattinson and Stewart preening and pouty, and a bit more Lauren Pope flashing her killer body and bobotastic in a righteous slit of fashion. Enjoy.