brian-mcgee - November 17, 2017
I'll bet the biggest downside to having the last name Pope is realizing that you'll never be Pope because there's no Pope Pope. It hasn't happened in a thousand years, and it never will... because it's stupid. Thankfully Lauren Pope seems to have accepted this and moved on to a world where she can look stunningly sexy without having to get down about never being Pope.
I think Lauren Pope would make a good Pope. She'd definitely be the sexiest Pope—though Innocent XIII gives her a run for the money. That's got to count for something. I mean, it's no good being the friendliest Pope or the Pope who helped the Nazis or any of that, but to be remembered as the sexiest Pope... Now that's something people will talk about for generations to come.
I suppose the fact that Lauren Pope would also be the first female Pope might also be the headline worthy thing here, but if you ask me, I'll always think of her as the sexiest Pope. Even though she's never been Pope. I guess your reign lives to see another day Innocent XIII!
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
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