Kylie Minogue

Irina Shayk, Heidi Klum, Nicole Scherzinger And More Hotties At AMFAR Gala

The AMFAR gala at the Cannes Film Festival was a veritable smorgasbord of hotness. Sweet lord there were boobs galore. Irina Shayk wore a pink dress that showed off not only deep cleav but also most of her sexy legs. Legendary hottie Heidi Klum was also on hand in a blue dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the inner sides of her funbags and a deep slit that revealed her fabulous Teutonic legs. Bombshell singer Nicole Scherzinger was there in a black dress that basically only covered her nips, so there was side and top boob all over the place. In addition, classic beauty Sharon Stone was at the event and she seems to have forgotten her bra at home. Needless to to say that the slit in the front of her dress made us relive our teenage Basic Instinct fantasies. What can I say about Rosario Dawson's cleavage-filled dress with peek-a-boo window to her ta-tas? Yes, please is what I can say! Michelle Rodriguez also brought along her sideboobs. Basically, what I'm telling you is that everyone had their ladies out. Lara Stone basically wore a push-up bra and Dita Von Teese wore one of her typical sideboobtacular dresses. Kylie Minogue might as well have just come shirtless. And Alessandra Ambrosio? She was busting out all over.

If all of these spectacular ladies and their sideboobs didn't raise enough money then nothing will.

Kylie Minogue Upskirt Reveals Some Happy Red Panties in the South of France

I've lusted for Kylie Minogue since as long as I can remember. She's been wicked hot and Australian going on several decades now. From her early pop star days to her now veteran hottie winning lots of awards and running humanitarian campaign days. There have always been rumors of Kylie preferring the ladies, which works for me, because I also prefer the ladies. There's plenty enough for Kylie and I to share. Oh, wouldn't that be a dream?

Kylie was performing at some fancy pants event in Cannes when a gust of Egotastic! wind lifted her sheer dress bottom revealing some pleasantly red pair of fiery panties beneath. No, I can't actually control the wind, I can only speak to it and ask it kindly to do my bidding. Luckily, the prevailing winds along the Rivieria are as naughty as we all are and was happy to oblige. Now, there's even more of Kylie to lust. Enjoy.

Kylie Minogue Still Looks Damn Amazing

Maybe this is just one long-standing Kylie Minogue non-apologizing lustlorn fan's opinion, but I think Kylie Minogue at forty-five still looks effin' amazing. Yeah, of course there's been some work done. And, of course lesbian rumors still persist (oh, that they would be true and I would be allowed to watch a Sapphic demonstration). But Kylie has been turning boys into men in the privacy of their bedrooms for over twenty years now. And her work is hardly finished.

Even caught candidly outside Hakaasan nightclub in London over the weekend, Kylie was flashing a little cleave, looking all kinds of sextastic, and garnering all of the paparazzi attention. A star is a star is a star. I don't know what that means other than I would like to lie down biblically with Kylie Minogue before she turns 50. And then again after. Enjoy.

Kylie Minogue Calendar Girl for a Healthy Year of Veteran Hotness

As we've stated before, we've been admiring (and imagineering) Kylie Minogue since before our jewels descended into their full adult resting places, that's a damn long time to be lusting after a woman.

And, now, we can spend even more time with a preview of Kylie's 2013 calendar, not super revealing, but, nevertheless, for us Kylie Minogue deep lusters out there, 12 months of solid fantasy material of our Aussie wonder.

The decisions we must make each year as to who is worthy to adorn our walls and titillate our coming days in the new year, well, they are some of the toughest decisions we make. So many women, so little time. Enjoy.

Kylie Minogue Flashes Her Sweet Crack for Insurance Advertisement

Our lust crush with veteran Aussie pop diva Kylie Minogue has gone on, well, gone on forever. And while the 44-year old temptress has done a few weird updating type things to her once amazing looks, there's no doubt that her body remains the stuff of teen-boys-fapping legend, including an arse that Kylie is still showing off to this day.

In fact, she shows it off completely bare in this short video that appears to be an advertisement for a London Insurance company. Odd, but extra super hot.

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Steve' for the heads up on Kylie's bottoms up.)

Check Out the Video of Kylie's Bare-Arse »

Kim Kardashian, Nina Dobrev, and Kate Upton Among the Many Many Hotties at Cannes amfAR Gala

You know nobody loves a gala more than me. Big swank dress-up affair. As long as crocs are excepted footwear, I'm in. Especially so when half the hot-women in the known universe are in attendance, like the amfAR Gala in Cannes last night, where it was wall to wall sextastic celebrities. Some we love, some we love a little less, but all looked hot and I'm told the drinks were free, so who has time to judge personalities.

Which brings me to Kim Kardashian, who outside of nipple slipping and showboating, had little reason to be in Cannes, but, hell, she looked pretty hot at the amfAR event; so did her former high school classmate (educational term used loosely), Billionaire Barbie, along with the likes of Kate Upton, Nina Dobrev, and too many others to even name. But check them out, because it's sure to spark you're 'I'm Going to Be A Future Movie Producer and Bang My Leading Ladies' fantasies.

And, oh, for a surprise, check out the gallery and see if you can find who wore the boobtastic see-through dress to the party. Enjoy.

Jaime Pressly Bikini Pictures, Adrianne Curry Naughtiness, and Sara Jean Underwood Partying with Friends Headline This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

We are really digging hard on celebrity Twitpics these days; with the ever growing trend of super hotties doing half our work, and taking us deep into their private spaces. Not necessarily the private spaces for which we'd pay a kidney to visit, but private enough to get the cheap thrills that fill our life tanks.

This week's Celebrity Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Jaime Pressly showing off her hot bikini body, Adrianne Curry getting cheeky with her chest cheeks, Sara Jean Underwood posing with Candace Bailey in a sandwich we'd kill to be the meat in, Jennifer Love Hewitt flashing cleavetastic, and much much more. Check it out. And, enjoy.