Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue Calendar Girl for a Healthy Year of Veteran Hotness

As we've stated before, we've been admiring (and imagineering) Kylie Minogue since before our jewels descended into their full adult resting places, that's a damn long time to be lusting after a woman.

And, now, we can spend even more time with a preview of Kylie's 2013 calendar, not super revealing, but, nevertheless, for us Kylie Minogue deep lusters out there, 12 months of solid fantasy material of our Aussie wonder.

The decisions we must make each year as to who is worthy to adorn our walls and titillate our coming days in the new year, well, they are some of the toughest decisions we make. So many women, so little time. Enjoy.

Kylie Minogue Flashes Her Sweet Crack for Insurance Advertisement

Our lust crush with veteran Aussie pop diva Kylie Minogue has gone on, well, gone on forever. And while the 44-year old temptress has done a few weird updating type things to her once amazing looks, there's no doubt that her body remains the stuff of teen-boys-fapping legend, including an arse that Kylie is still showing off to this day.

In fact, she shows it off completely bare in this short video that appears to be an advertisement for a London Insurance company. Odd, but extra super hot.

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Steve' for the heads up on Kylie's bottoms up.)

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Kim Kardashian, Nina Dobrev, and Kate Upton Among the Many Many Hotties at Cannes amfAR Gala

You know nobody loves a gala more than me. Big swank dress-up affair. As long as crocs are excepted footwear, I'm in. Especially so when half the hot-women in the known universe are in attendance, like the amfAR Gala in Cannes last night, where it was wall to wall sextastic celebrities. Some we love, some we love a little less, but all looked hot and I'm told the drinks were free, so who has time to judge personalities.

Which brings me to Kim Kardashian, who outside of nipple slipping and showboating, had little reason to be in Cannes, but, hell, she looked pretty hot at the amfAR event; so did her former high school classmate (educational term used loosely), Billionaire Barbie, along with the likes of Kate Upton, Nina Dobrev, and too many others to even name. But check them out, because it's sure to spark you're 'I'm Going to Be A Future Movie Producer and Bang My Leading Ladies' fantasies.

And, oh, for a surprise, check out the gallery and see if you can find who wore the boobtastic see-through dress to the party. Enjoy.

Jaime Pressly Bikini Pictures, Adrianne Curry Naughtiness, and Sara Jean Underwood Partying with Friends Headline This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

We are really digging hard on celebrity Twitpics these days; with the ever growing trend of super hotties doing half our work, and taking us deep into their private spaces. Not necessarily the private spaces for which we'd pay a kidney to visit, but private enough to get the cheap thrills that fill our life tanks.

This week's Celebrity Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Jaime Pressly showing off her hot bikini body, Adrianne Curry getting cheeky with her chest cheeks, Sara Jean Underwood posing with Candace Bailey in a sandwich we'd kill to be the meat in, Jennifer Love Hewitt flashing cleavetastic, and much much more. Check it out. And, enjoy.

Rihanna Nipple Pokes and Other Fun Things to Ogle

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- Rihanna nipple pokes out to say hello. (Celebuzz)

- Scarlett Johansson in Cosmo. (GossipCenter)

- Kylie Minogue looking sexy and whatnot. (Idolator)

- Carey Mulligan talks about going full-frontal. (HuffPo)

- WWE twin hotties support the troops. (FoxNews)

- Victoria Beckham at her hottest. (SocialiteLife)

- Kourtney Kardashian gets knocked up. (GossipOnThis)

Kylie Minogue Goes Fishnets and Short Skirt To Prime Your Fantasies

For those of you who've lusted after Kylie Minogue since before your bobos even dropped, well, you'll probably greedily appreciate the 43-year old veteran hottie in a short skirt, a tight top, and a pair of fishnet stockings. If you haven't had that kind of Kylie Minogue fantasy at some time in the past many years, you're not really a properly lusting fan of this Aussie diva. Outside of her birthday suit, could there be a hotter exhibit of this veteran sexy celebrity wearing this type of get-up with near perfection? Well, at least have fun trying to imagine something even better. Enjoy.

Kylie Minogue Fans Unite: The Sexy 2012 Calendar Revealed

I feel like Kylie Minogue has been hot for just about forever. It has been two decades now that the pop star has been setting the bar for sextastic singers of the simple bouncy rhymes and stage shows, the Britney before Britney, the Rihanna before Rihanna, the girl to whom many a boy lost his self-virginity. Now, immortalized for yet another year in her 2012 Calendar, you could do a lot worse for wanking counting off the days of next year than seeing Kylie Minogue's hot veteran body. Enjoy.
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