Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue Veteran Hotness Pimping the Lingerie

Kylie Minogue has been providing visual treats for the male of the species for so long now it’s almost hard to put into numbers. Sure, she’s also made some music and done some shows and movies and theatrical stuff as well, but it’s her hot blonde teasy goodness through the years that has made this sextastic Aussie a standout in the tingly feelings delivered all-time category.

In her latest incarnation, Kylie is hot body pimping Sloggi lingerie, which seems like lingerie for grown up women, sextastic grown up women, who want to feel and look alluring to their mates or just the passing gentleman ogler such as myself. It works. Will you see some of these young V.S. models still pulling off lingerie photoshoots with such passion inducing aplomb in twenty-five more years? I do not know. I do know at 46 I’d still love to whisk Kylie away to a log cabin in the woods filled only with lingerie and perhaps some chamomile tea. We won’t be needing the tea. Enjoy.

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Kylie Minogue Flashes Her Black Underwear on Tour in Madrid

The always sexy Kylie Minogue gave her audience a peek at her black panties at a show in Madrid. Kylie likes to wear incredibly short skirts when she’s performing, (and when she’s not too). She then dances around a lot during her shows. It doesn’t take a genius to calculate the probability of seeing a flash of some underwear is about 100%. Then again, that’s probably the point. Kylie still looks amazing for someone who has been a hotness staple for over 20 years. I remember ogling her in scantily clad outfits in the early 90′s. Most people who were around back then aren’t so attractive these days. But Kylie is. I imagine that there will be many more years of Kylie flashing people her underwear in our future.

Those people in the crowd better have appreciated Kylie baring her undercarriage to them. Not bad for the price of admission.

Kylie Minogue Killer Legs in Concert, Such a Veteran Hottie

It’s almost too high a number to count the years Kylie Minogue has been giving boys and men impure thoughts with her showy concert and music video performances. She manages to do the exhibitionist thing while still remaining classy, a fine art lost indeed in the modern pop diva world.

Kylie definitely upped her Forties and Faptastic street cred with a hot leggy stage show in the Old World, showing off some killer stems that men have imagined being wrapped around their waists for two plus decades now. That might seem crude, but it’s really just brutally honest. Like Kylie is honestly hot. She often gets overlooked on mature ladies sextastic lists. But I assure you, I dream about her as regularly now as I did back in the ‘quit knocking, I’m going to the bathroom’ days of locked lavatory doors and annoying siblings. Kylie, you are a dream. Enjoy.

Kylie Minogue Gives One Sexy Performance In Liverpool

The eternally sexy Kylie Minogue gave a performance at the Liverpool Echo Arena that got everyone excited in their swimsuit areas. Kylie wore this red bustier dress thing with a short skirt. Like, really short. Whenever she would twirl around or bend over you could see her panties. Now that’s the mark of a great entertainer. Giving the audience what they want. Kylie has a pretty spectacular pair of legs. They are long and lean and have been making my captain excited since I was in high school. There is also some lovely cleavage as well in her tight red dress. Kylie has an amazing rack. One of the things that I like about Kylie is that she often forgets to wear a bra. This is a good character trait in hot women.

I honestly couldn’t tell you a Kylie Minogue song other than that one from the 90′s. But I could identify her legs and ta-tas anywhere.

Kylie Minogue Bikini Teasy Cutie for GQ Italy

I’ve wanted to have biblical relations with Kylie Minogue since before I’m sure I even knew what that entailed. Something inside my genetic programming just told me it was a good thing, and with Kylie, a potentially great thing that ought to be done. All these years later, reality has yet to catch up with the DNA dreams, but I still lust heartily for Kylie Minogue, a faptastic and forty girl most undoubtedly.

Kylie just keeps on ticking with cheeky hotness, including her bare arse cheeks in this GQ Italia magazine spread that shows why the veteran hotties have so much to teach the youngsters of today. Like the long slow tease. Oh, baby, Kylie has been working that for decades now. It’s not always about squatting on an inflatable penis and yelling curse words. Sometimes, it’s a little cocktail dress, or a bikini in a stylish Italian magazine spread with a killer smile. Kylie, please, teach us all. Start with me. I’ve been a very bad boy. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk, Heidi Klum, Nicole Scherzinger And More Hotties At AMFAR Gala

The AMFAR gala at the Cannes Film Festival was a veritable smorgasbord of hotness. Sweet lord there were boobs galore. Irina Shayk wore a pink dress that showed off not only deep cleav but also most of her sexy legs. Legendary hottie Heidi Klum was also on hand in a blue dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the inner sides of her funbags and a deep slit that revealed her fabulous Teutonic legs. Bombshell singer Nicole Scherzinger was there in a black dress that basically only covered her nips, so there was side and top boob all over the place. In addition, classic beauty Sharon Stone was at the event and she seems to have forgotten her bra at home. Needless to to say that the slit in the front of her dress made us relive our teenage Basic Instinct fantasies. What can I say about Rosario Dawson’s cleavage-filled dress with peek-a-boo window to her ta-tas? Yes, please is what I can say! Michelle Rodriguez also brought along her sideboobs. Basically, what I’m telling you is that everyone had their ladies out. Lara Stone basically wore a push-up bra and Dita Von Teese wore one of her typical sideboobtacular dresses. Kylie Minogue might as well have just come shirtless. And Alessandra Ambrosio? She was busting out all over.

If all of these spectacular ladies and their sideboobs didn’t raise enough money then nothing will.

Kylie Minogue Upskirt Reveals Some Happy Red Panties in the South of France

I’ve lusted for Kylie Minogue since as long as I can remember. She’s been wicked hot and Australian going on several decades now. From her early pop star days to her now veteran hottie winning lots of awards and running humanitarian campaign days. There have always been rumors of Kylie preferring the ladies, which works for me, because I also prefer the ladies. There’s plenty enough for Kylie and I to share. Oh, wouldn’t that be a dream?

Kylie was performing at some fancy pants event in Cannes when a gust of Egotastic! wind lifted her sheer dress bottom revealing some pleasantly red pair of fiery panties beneath. No, I can’t actually control the wind, I can only speak to it and ask it kindly to do my bidding. Luckily, the prevailing winds along the Rivieria are as naughty as we all are and was happy to oblige. Now, there’s even more of Kylie to lust. Enjoy.