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Katie Holmes Sideboob, Jessica Alba Cleave, and Miley Cyrus’ Annie Lennox Look Highlight the 2013 Met Gala

By Bill Swift | May 7, 2013 @ 9:47 am

Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala

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Nice to see my girl Katie Holmes back in the mix, flashing some skin by way of sideboob at the fancy pants 2013 Met Gala last night in New York. The Met Gala is one of the biggest highfalutin celebrity events of the year, with a ton of A-listers showing up in their designer gowns for the Big Apples biggest red carpet.

Besides Katie we couldn't help but notice Miley Cyrus calling upon an 80's Euro-pop vibe, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba showing some cleave, Kate Beckinsale, Taylor Swift, and a bunch of other top tier celebs showing off their finest. It's kind of like the very first sequence in a recurring R.E.M. sleep fantasy of mine, the one right before the the robbers break in and force all the girls to hand over their fancy frocks. I could tell you what happens next, but this is a family site. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba, Katy Perry, and Selena Gomez Highlight the Innocent Hotness at the Kid’s Choice Awards

By Bill Swift | March 25, 2013 @ 9:02 am

Selena Gomez and Katy Perry at the 2013 Kids Choice Awards

Selena Gomez, Katy Perry and Kristen Stewart at the 2013 Kids Choice Awards

Bella Thorne at the 2013 Kids Choice Awards

Victoria Justice at the 2013 Kids Choice Awards

Danica Patrick at the 2013 Kids Choice Awards

Kristen Stewart at the 2013 Kids Choice Awards

Debby Ryan at the 2013 Kids Choice Awards

Elizabeth Gillies at the 2013 Kids Choice Awards

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There's a reason we don't let tweens vote, or drive, or have money, or, in the modern world, have children of their own. They make some bad decisions. Yes, with adults coming in a close second no doubt in terms of taste. But middle schoolers, wow, they really have some floundering taste. When Nickelodeon lets the kids decide each year to pass out awards to their favorite celebrities, you can count on two things -- first, a bunch of kids from the teen TV machines will be dressed shiny and innocent to accept awards, and, second, Katy Perry will be showing some cleavage. (Oh, also, the least fat Kardashian sister will be in attendance, which, actually turned out to be Khloe this year, of all unexpected surprises.)

Still, the hotties do show up, teens and former teen stars alike, including hot mom Jessica Alba, the aforementioned Katy Cocktease, Selena Gomez pretending she isn't in the very raunchy Spring Breakers out in theaters, Bella Thorne, Debby Ryan, and a bunch more. All looking their cutesy best for the kids. I'm sure somebody got slimed. Oh, boy. Enjoy.

THE 2012 KIDS CHOICE AWARDS BROUGHT OUT SIMILAR HOTNESS

Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, and Halston Sage led the list of hotties at the Nick Kids' Choice Awards

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Kristen Stewart Topless on Demand Highlights This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | March 22, 2013 @ 9:40 am

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Spring is finally here. Personally, that means I'm stuck inside for fear of being allergic to everything that is bright and colorful and trying to reproduce by means of the jet stream. Luckily for me, our good friends at Mr. Skin have put together a wonderful trio of home-viewing celebrity skin options for my Bubble Boy lifestyle.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Kristen Stewart in her first ever true topless moments giving handies in On The Road, currently available On Demand, Leslie Mann flashing her bare udders in This is 40, if you believe her side of the story that is, and Ashley Judd in the way back machine showing off her amazing body in 1997's Norma Jean and Marilyn. It's not just good, it's great. Enjoy.

(And do not forget to sign up for your discounted Mr. Skin membership to see, oh, one billion images of celebrity skin on screen.)

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Kristen Stewart Still Angry, But Undeniably Hot in V Magazine

By Bill Swift | January 4, 2013 @ 8:33 am

Kristen Stewart Looks Gorgeous in V Magazine January 2013

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Kristen Stewart is a girl we'd love to dismiss. Between the angry-emo-rich-girl stank eyes, the fingers to the cameras, the angry rants about wanting to be left alone while seeking our public fame and fortune, not to mention letting her movie director clean the fur on her kunffle bunny and making Robert Pattinson cry into his goblet of chocolate milk, there's a lot of ways to mock Kristen Stewart.

And, yet, we can not deny she remains one fine looking celebrities. Featured in the current edition of V magazine, Kristen shows why we, let alone any man, puts up with her spoiled girl antics -- she's just downright sextastic when she turns on the feminine charms -- and there's little defense in life against this dark art. Let's face it, we are inclined to look the other way on many flaws of attractive women. Fair? No. Nature's way? Absolutely. No sense in fighting the tide. Enjoy.

KRISTEN STEWART CAN TURN IT ON BIG TIME WHEN SHE NEEDS TO

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Kristin Stewart Turns to Yellow for Red Carpet Show in Spain

By Bill Swift | November 16, 2012 @ 12:10 pm

Kristen Stewart Yellow Mini Dress at The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Spain Premiere

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I'll say this for Twilight, it's definitely created some good in this world, like a emo-cheating thespianic Kristen Stewart who we really want to not like so much, but she is just simply getting better and better looking and it's raising all types of conundrums for us, moral dilemmas if you will, things we rarely have to contemplate.

Like, it is okay to lust a girl you always want to donkey punch? These are the big questions of our age that we struggle with here at Egotastic! so that you don't have to in the comfort of your own cubby. We can handle the truth. And, donkey punching K-Stew. Enjoy.

KRISTEN STEWART TENDS TO LOOK HOT AROUND PAID APPEARANCES

Kristen Stewart Bares Midriff and Legs at Comic-Con in San Diego

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Kristen Stewart Topless Handy and Sasha Grey Full-Frontal Highlight This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | November 16, 2012 @ 11:41 am

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We're knee deep into Twilight fever here at this Egotastic! office this week, meaning, that if we find out anybody went to go see Twilight over this weekend, we have threatened to put them in the hotbox we normally reserve for any of our underaged Myanmar tech work force who find themselves temporarily unmotivated to work their 18-hour shift.

That being said, not all thing Twilight are offensive, namely, Kristen Stewart who is featured quite topless in her infamous dual handy scene from On The Road in this week's Mr. Skin Minute, along with a quite topless and faptastic Monica Bellucci, and a series of topless babes from the Entourage series, including Sasha Grey and Malin Akerman. It's all good. No goofy vampire lore required. Enjoy.

(And do not forget your Mr. Skin discounted annual membership. It's the best gift you can give yourself this holiday.if you happen to dig super hot celebrities all kinds of nekkid onscreen.)

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Kristen Stewart Dons Body Baring Black in London Because That’s Where Her Muff Diving Affair Killed Her True Love

By Bill Swift | November 15, 2012 @ 2:59 pm

Kristen Stewart Wears Black Lace to The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere

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We always look beyond the obvious here at Egotastic!, mostly just because we're too slow to pick up on the obvious often, but also because we have been gifted with superhuman powers, such as the ability to drink on the job without it affecting our speling, also the ability to read into the minds of emo thespianics like Kristen Stewart, who wore a sort of sextastic Morticia dress to the premiere of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Way Too Many in London.

Now, not saying we don't appreciate a dress that shows off like Kristen's did on the red carpet, but we're also saying that our third eye sees all, and Kristen is subtly letting her foppish boyfriend know that when she let the Snow White director dive down upon her clam, well, that entire experience is now dead to her. Book it. Enjoy.