You’ve got me. I have no clue what the Hollywood Film Awards are. Apparently, this is the 18th annual version of the event and I’m still kind of dumbfounded. That’s not an unusual state of mind in my regard, and you know I believe we simply can’t have enough award shows honoring the benevolent and heroic daily lives of our Hollywood celebrities, such an under-recognized bunch they are. Still, can’t say I’ve ever heard of this one. Though it certainly did bring out the big names in A-list talent along with a bevy of decked out sextastic Tinsel Town lovelies including Kristen Stewart, Emily Ratajkowski, Felicity Jones, Jing Tian, Lia Marie Johnson, Jenna Dewan Tatum and many more.
As always, I fall back on the guiding rule that any event with attractive women is a worthwhile event. Like most of the award shows that will start with award season in January, the upside is the gaggle of glorious hotties who’ve spent hours looking their best. As they always do. So pass out your shiny trophies and auto-fellate yourself into the seventh level of Nirvana, Hollywood. Just keep on bringing out the smoking hot women in showy gowns and we’re all good.
Can it really be Friday already? My first my favorite day of the week, not just because it constitutes the day fresh bagels arrive in the morning courtesy of The Man, though mostly that is why. Free is my very favorite flavor. In addition to complimentary snacks, each Friday we open up the perfume scented reader e-mail bag to see what goodies so many of you have contributed to the general feeling of erection, err, elation, among our brotherhood and Sapphic leaning sisterhood. I never cease to be amazed. Then again, I do have the mental faculties of a six year old.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Kristen Stewart deliciously see-through top in a righteous Sasha Eisenman photoshoot (many thanks to EgoReader ‘Blynn’), Holly Marie Combs flashing boobtastic on the silver screen (contributed honorably by ‘Thomas’), Daryl Hannah pretty damn nekkid in her own screen turn (ah, Daryl, so hot back in the day recognized by ‘Marty S.’), Samantha York quite nekkid in Purple magazine (York goodness via ‘Ellen’), Marion Cotillard quite nekkid (delicious French dish by ‘Ramon’), Rita Ora sideboob in the new edition of Elle magazine (spotted early on by ‘Doug G.’), Juliette Binoche with even more Frenchy topless goodness (merci to our friend ‘Annalise’), Rumer Willis see-through dress from behind showing behind (ethereal peeks provided by ‘Devon’), more Franco-faptastic of Gabrielle Lazure quite nekkid in the cinema (ooh la la donated by ‘Terry T.’), Blair Brown topless in the rather wackadoo Altered States (throwback funbags via ‘Scott’), Emmanuelle Seigner topless in yet another Frenchy styled movie (Viva la Sextastic assist from ‘Marcus’), Dita de Leon and Jessica Morris topless in a not so memorably onscreen role (boobtastic bottled at the source by ‘Evan J.’), Alexandra Daddario quite nekkid though slightly obscured in the water in the new Vanity Fair (kudos to sweet sweet ‘Caroline’), wicked hot Karolina Szymczak nekkid in the Bunny magazine (thank you kindly ‘David M.’), Beatrice Bouchard, twin sister to tennis playing Genie Bouchard, looking all bikini dazzled (excellent uncovery by ‘JT’), Jennifer Lawrence booty calls in new X-Men still (lovely little teaser from ‘Colin’), and another Frnech dip at Marion Cotillard topless this time in A Private Affair (fine work by ‘Ingrid’). It’s a whole heap of hotness this week. Are you man enough to handle it? What does that even mean? I surely aim to find out. Enjoy.
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Quite a lineup of skin-filled cinematic goodness this week from our friends at Mr. Skin. While summer time might be calling your name outdoors, the allure of sextastic celebrity topless exhibitions might just be calling you into the theater or the privacy of your den for a little onscreen happy happy fun time. Such a tug of war this time of year.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features Amanda Seyfried placing the eponymous deep-throater in Lovelace, Kristen Stewart in her infamous topless whack-a-doodle scene from On the Road now out on Blu-Ray, and also Lake Bell and Katie Aselton topless and out in nature in Black Rock. There’s also a whole punch of horrible puns. But mostly just sweet bare funbags. Check it out.
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Kristen Stewart is in somewhat of a confused state these days. She was so angry for so long but she always had her supportive aloof boyfriend to support her in her rebel without a case mindset. Now, he’s gone and she seems a bit adrift. Is she a serious thespian, is she a international fashionista, is she a girl who still wants to be checked out by guys? Well, until I hear otherwise, I’m going with the latter.
Frowns aside, wearing a see-through top around L.A. and flashing your bra when you look like Kristen Stewart, not to mention, you are actually Kristen Stewart, you’re going to get noticed. As we did. I’d suggest a burqa perhaps if she wants less of a visual follow, though I hope she rejects my advice. I still think she’s hot. Even if that ideas makes her even angrier. Enjoy.
Nice to see my girl Katie Holmes back in the mix, flashing some skin by way of sideboob at the fancy pants 2013 Met Gala last night in New York. The Met Gala is one of the biggest highfalutin celebrity events of the year, with a ton of A-listers showing up in their designer gowns for the Big Apples biggest red carpet.
Besides Katie we couldn’t help but notice Miley Cyrus calling upon an 80′s Euro-pop vibe, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba showing some cleave, Kate Beckinsale, Taylor Swift, and a bunch of other top tier celebs showing off their finest. It’s kind of like the very first sequence in a recurring R.E.M. sleep fantasy of mine, the one right before the the robbers break in and force all the girls to hand over their fancy frocks. I could tell you what happens next, but this is a family site. Enjoy.
There’s a reason we don’t let tweens vote, or drive, or have money, or, in the modern world, have children of their own. They make some bad decisions. Yes, with adults coming in a close second no doubt in terms of taste. But middle schoolers, wow, they really have some floundering taste. When Nickelodeon lets the kids decide each year to pass out awards to their favorite celebrities, you can count on two things — first, a bunch of kids from the teen TV machines will be dressed shiny and innocent to accept awards, and, second, Katy Perry will be showing some cleavage. (Oh, also, the least fat Kardashian sister will be in attendance, which, actually turned out to be Khloe this year, of all unexpected surprises.)
Still, the hotties do show up, teens and former teen stars alike, including hot mom Jessica Alba, the aforementioned Katy Cocktease, Selena Gomez pretending she isn’t in the very raunchy Spring Breakers out in theaters, Bella Thorne, Debby Ryan, and a bunch more. All looking their cutesy best for the kids. I’m sure somebody got slimed. Oh, boy. Enjoy.
Spring is finally here. Personally, that means I’m stuck inside for fear of being allergic to everything that is bright and colorful and trying to reproduce by means of the jet stream. Luckily for me, our good friends at Mr. Skin have put together a wonderful trio of home-viewing celebrity skin options for my Bubble Boy lifestyle.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Kristen Stewart in her first ever true topless moments giving handies in On The Road, currently available On Demand, Leslie Mann flashing her bare udders in This is 40, if you believe her side of the story that is, and Ashley Judd in the way back machine showing off her amazing body in 1997′s Norma Jean and Marilyn. It’s not just good, it’s great. Enjoy.
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