Kristen Stewart

Kristin Stewart Turns to Yellow for Red Carpet Show in Spain

I'll say this for Twilight, it's definitely created some good in this world, like a emo-cheating thespianic Kristen Stewart who we really want to not like so much, but she is just simply getting better and better looking and it's raising all types of conundrums for us, moral dilemmas if you will, things we rarely have to contemplate.

Like, it is okay to lust a girl you always want to donkey punch? These are the big questions of our age that we struggle with here at Egotastic! so that you don't have to in the comfort of your own cubby. We can handle the truth. And, donkey punching K-Stew. Enjoy.

Kristen Stewart Topless Handy and Sasha Grey Full-Frontal Highlight This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

We're knee deep into Twilight fever here at this Egotastic! office this week, meaning, that if we find out anybody went to go see Twilight over this weekend, we have threatened to put them in the hotbox we normally reserve for any of our underaged Myanmar tech work force who find themselves temporarily unmotivated to work their 18-hour shift.

That being said, not all thing Twilight are offensive, namely, Kristen Stewart who is featured quite topless in her infamous dual handy scene from On The Road in this week's Mr. Skin Minute, along with a quite topless and faptastic Monica Bellucci, and a series of topless babes from the Entourage series, including Sasha Grey and Malin Akerman. It's all good. No goofy vampire lore required. Enjoy.

(And do not forget your Mr. Skin discounted annual membership. It's the best gift you can give yourself this holiday.if you happen to dig super hot celebrities all kinds of nekkid onscreen.)

Kristen Stewart Dons Body Baring Black in London Because That’s Where Her Muff Diving Affair Killed Her True Love

We always look beyond the obvious here at Egotastic!, mostly just because we're too slow to pick up on the obvious often, but also because we have been gifted with superhuman powers, such as the ability to drink on the job without it affecting our speling, also the ability to read into the minds of emo thespianics like Kristen Stewart, who wore a sort of sextastic Morticia dress to the premiere of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Way Too Many in London.

Now, not saying we don't appreciate a dress that shows off like Kristen's did on the red carpet, but we're also saying that our third eye sees all, and Kristen is subtly letting her foppish boyfriend know that when she let the Snow White director dive down upon her clam, well, that entire experience is now dead to her. Book it. Enjoy.

Twilight Is Here! He Said With a Smirk (Well, At Least The Hotties Came Out for the Premiere)

I'm told this is the end of the Twilight Saga, the pornucopia of cinematic fare that has stimulated the libidinal parts of the fairer gender, young and old, with its incredibly romantic vision of Goth vampires from the Pacific Northwest, like so many flannel-clad vegan protestors outside a Starbucks, thirsty for blood, or, pumpkin-spiced lattes.

While it's easy to mock the craptastic vamp trail that has been Twilight, there's no doubt that the film series has introduced us to a treasure trove of hotties, for whom we are thankful in this giving of thanks season, and many of whom were in attendance at the L.A. premiere of the Breaking Dawn 2 finale last night, including Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, and Kristen Stewart, who along with Ashley Tisdale and Teresa Palmer, stole the show on the big production red carpet. Looking at all these lovely ladies it wasn't hard to imagine a little serious sucking going on. Enjoy.

Kristen Stewart Is Leggy and Super High for Cecil B. DeMille Award Announcements

Okay, far be it for the half-baked and otherwise stoney work crew at Egotastic! (it's all medicinal use I shall swear in court) to judge any others for their intake of the stank, but, man, oh, man, did Kristen Stewart look like she had been hot-boxing in her limo on the way to the Cecil B. Demille Award nominations in Beverly Hills.

Perhaps it's not well-publicized, but weed flows through celebrity circles faster than even Botox or Viagra, and it does grow in the ground, unlike those latter two, so there's no Reefer madness shock when celebs look a little faded when out and about, but, K-Stew, she has a glassy-eyed look of her own that might require sunglasses if she doesn't want a lecture from her parents when she gets home.

Otherwise and inclusive, Kristen is looking rather good again since she convinced her vampy boyfriend that her Snow White director never got her whole hog. Enjoy.

Kristen Stewart Topless Bedroom Scene Flashes Her Bare Pitstops ‘On The Road’

 

Hey, look it's Kristen Stewart, or K-Stew as we like to call her, or ooom moomph snargle muff foom as director Rupert Sanders liked to call her on set of Snow White and The Huntsman as he went down to emo-oyster town.

Either way, hey, it's Kristen Stewart topless in her bedroom scene from her indie film On the Road. And, yes, angry at the world or not, we still think K-Stew is pretty hot and when we get to see her topless finally, well, like most girls, we find her even prettier. It's just the way men see faces, err, bodies. We don't blame Rupert for taking a dive. His wife might disagree. Enjoy.

Kristen Stewart Looking Hot in Paris While Claiming ‘I Never Had Sex With that Director’

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive poor Robert Pattinson.

Our friends at RadarOnline are reporting that Kristen Stewart is adamant about the fact that she 'never has sex with' her Snow White director, Rupert Sanders, or so she plead with super emo boyfriend Robert to save their special thing. Now, it's quite likely Kristen is using the Bill Clinton parsing here to come hardly clean, but apparently she's letting Robert listen to all her voicemails and read all her emails to prove her case. All in all, this is one of the lamest cheating scandals ever. So much less fun with super sensitive young crybaby actors.

Nevertheless, Kristen Stewart continues to put on a brave, if not eternally pissed off face, yet, still looking hot flashing her legs and some skin out to dinner in Paris last night. I mean, c'mon, there's relationship repairing and then there's looking good for the cameras, and/or your director when he's going downtown on your lady nest in the front seat of a car. But, I'd really need to listen to all the voicemails to know if that was sex or not. Enjoy.