Egotastic
Now, I may be color-blind, but I know the color of money, and it's red and yellow and strutting their four shapely legs back in New York City. Fresh off her Wedding Episode production in Los Angeles, followed by a brief, staged honeymoon, Kim Kardashian and tinier hottie sister, Kourtney Kardashian, were back in the Big Apple, decked out for oglers, bright colors for the cameras, and strutting their multi-million dollar curves according to whatever whacky plans their reality show script outlined for the day. Perhaps being business girls, relationship problems, or just pulling another funny fast one on old dad, these two boobtastic bundles of joy simply can not be stopped.
By the way (BTW for those of you under 20), there are rumors that Kris Humphries, the poor tall dupe picked to be the latest Kardashian husband, might be making a bid to buy back the rights to the Kim Kardashian sex tape from Vivid. This makes such little sense on so many levels, but, I suppose there is something to be said for romance not being dead. A man offering to buy your raunchy sex tape off the market. How gallant. Enjoy.
Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian Pose in Their New Lingerie Line for Sears
Oh, where to begin when the Gorgons get together for a Sears lingerie photoshoot.
It's rare to see all three Kardashian sisters together for any cause, short of a staged wedding, or a bloody hit on a rival reality show family; Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian have been out and about New York City lately, pretending to run a business for the cameras, but typically Khloe Kardashian remains shackled in the sub-basement of the Calabasas compound during 'R' ending months, when red tide leaves the Khloe feeling a bit blue. Well, somebody released the Kraken for this 3-in-1 lingerie photoshoot for Sears (and, btw, I double dog dare you to buy your significant other lingerie from Sears next Valentine's Day, see how much nookie that gets you).
Take a moment to process your feelings. And, enjoy.