– Rihanna nipple pokes out to say hello. (Celebuzz)
- Scarlett Johansson in Cosmo. (GossipCenter)
- Kylie Minogue looking sexy and whatnot. (Idolator)
- Carey Mulligan talks about going full-frontal. (HuffPo)
- WWE twin hotties support the troops. (FoxNews)
- Victoria Beckham at her hottest. (SocialiteLife)
- Kourtney Kardashian gets knocked up. (GossipOnThis)
Adriana Lima shows her sexy legs. (GossipCenter)
Kelly Rowland likes sex shops. (HuffPo)
Demi Lovato finest skin-flashing hour. (FoxNews)
Damn, Rose McGowan has a fine asstastic. (Celebuzz)
Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian and her sisters on the cover of Glamour. (GossipCop)
Inked up hotties. (TheChive)
Delta Goodrem, what are you doing? (SocialiteLife)
You did not see this one coming.
Today, we are thankful for the Khloe Kardashian. Not, this is not a fire-lit tribute to keep Kong from trampling our village and ravaging our crops, though now that you mention it, that’s not a bad idea. This is gratitude for the ungainly sized sister who reminds us all that for all the attempts of the Kardashian mafia to control their image of ‘perfection’, nature can not be denied its indiscriminate hammer with which it smashes those who deem themselves flawless in public.
Seen here in a Elle photoshoot for their eponymous and enriching clothing line, the Kardashian Kollection, surely the fashion choice of Beelzebub himself, the three sisters remind us that when the apocalypse arrives, it won’t be commenced by the arrival of the Four Horsemen, rather, two starving sisters from Calabasas mounted upon their sisterly steed.
Julianne Hough flashes some sweet cleavage. (Celebuzz)
Emma Watson, natural hottie. (HuffPo)
Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian each get Lucky. (FoxNews)
Birthday girl, Kate Winslet, hottest movie scenes. (Celebuzz)
Meet the Israeli Snookie. (TMZ)
Lara Stone sexy bondage pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)
Zooey Deschanel is definitely not a robot sent to destroy the human race. (CollegeHumor)
Jennifer Aniston flashes a little bit of bra. (Celebuzz)
Jessica Chastain remains my favorite ginger. (HuffPo)
Rihanna skimpy clothes pisses off a farmer. (FoxNews)
Kourtney Kardashian and other hot bikini-clad MILFs. (Celebuzz)
Nicole Scherzinger stole the job from Cheryl Cole. Catfight! (Idolator)
Kristin Cavallari out in a short skirt. (SocialiteLife)
Heather Locklear asstastic still looks incredible in a bikini. (theFABlife)
The Kardashian Kollection at Sears shows the limitless possibilities of combining four of the seven Deadly Sins with a hungry staff of foreign sweatshop labor.
The Jenner-Kardashian epic war has just begun, but the battles of late have been dominated by the young Kendall Jenner, who towers over her older chunk-a-munk sisters by more than just inches. The teen Jenner has begun replacing Kim, Kourtney, and Cloverfield Khloe as the top dawg in the Kris Jenner merchandisable daughters arsenal; and don’t think this is going unnoticed by the older plotting sisters. You don’t take a pimps corner without some blood being shed, I fear.
At last nights Sherri Hill fashion show, Kendall Jenner took her turn with the distant, empty model stare and living mannequin turn on the catwalk, using old-fashioned genetic dominance to show up her little midge sisters who found that even 7-inch heels weren’t going to put them on par with their little half-sisters newfound heights. It’s more than game on in this family, it’s war. Enjoy.