Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant, Unmarried, and in a Bikini (and It’s All Kind of Hot)

Now, I’m sure it’s all explained on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but since I’d rather gnaw on a rusty speculum than be forced to endure one minute of scripted Kardashian reality, I’m not exactly sure why Kourtney’s fay looking boyfriend still hasn’t married her, even though she’s now on their second child. Probably something to do with legal claims to the Kardashian mob fortune, or maybe his blood just isn’t pure prostitutional enough to be considered a full family member, but, either way, I suppose Kourtney Kardashian is still technically a single gal.

And for those of you who revel in the pregnancy process of hot women, well, revel away, as Kourtney’s new shapelier shape is beginning to form, as evidenced in a new set of bikini pictures of the middle pimping sister from down Mexico way.

Check out the full set of Kourtney Kardashian preggo bikini pictures on Celebuzz

The Kardashian Sisters in Glamour; Toot-Toot, the Money Train Keeps Rolling

Okay, we took a little heat last week when we suggested that Kris Jenner ordered the impregnation of Kourtney Kardashian to shift attention away from the muckraking scandal surrounding Kim Kardashian and her divorce slash annulment slash financial scheming. We have absolutely no evidence to support this claim, but you know it certainly sounds plausible.

You simply can not stop this cash generating family corporation or slow down its financial engines. The sisters three (well, three and a half technically if you’re counting Khloe Kardashian by nomadic Arabic horse trading rules) took to the pages of Glamour magazine’s upcoming edition to let the world know they are doing just fine and most definitely open for business. The pictorial also gave somebody in Glamour’s airbrushing department the assignment of the year, but that’s another matter. What’s most important this time of year is family, and through thick and thin, weddings and divorces, pregnancies and the opposite of pregnancies, these girls stick together. So original gangsta. Enjoy.

Rihanna Nipple Pokes and Other Fun Things to Ogle

Rihanna nipple pokes out to say hello. (Celebuzz)

- Scarlett Johansson in Cosmo. (GossipCenter)

- Kylie Minogue looking sexy and whatnot. (Idolator)

- Carey Mulligan talks about going full-frontal. (HuffPo)

- WWE twin hotties support the troops. (FoxNews)

- Victoria Beckham at her hottest. (SocialiteLife)

- Kourtney Kardashian gets knocked up. (GossipOnThis)

Foxy Lady

Adriana Lima shows her sexy legs. (GossipCenter)

Kelly Rowland likes sex shops. (HuffPo)

Demi Lovato finest skin-flashing hour. (FoxNews)

Damn, Rose McGowan has a fine asstastic. (Celebuzz)

Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian and her sisters on the cover of Glamour. (GossipCop)

Inked up hotties. (TheChive)

Delta Goodrem, what are you doing? (SocialiteLife)

Khloe Kardashian Prompts Us To Give Thanks for the Less Blessed Sister

You did not see this one coming.

Today, we are thankful for the Khloe Kardashian. Not, this is not a fire-lit tribute to keep Kong from trampling our village and ravaging our crops, though now that you mention it, that’s not a bad idea. This is gratitude for the ungainly sized sister who reminds us all that for all the attempts of the Kardashian mafia to control their image of ‘perfection’, nature can not be denied its indiscriminate hammer with which it smashes those who deem themselves flawless in public.

Seen here in a Elle photoshoot for their eponymous and enriching clothing line, the Kardashian Kollection, surely the fashion choice of Beelzebub himself, the three sisters remind us that when the apocalypse arrives, it won’t be commenced by the arrival of the Four Horsemen, rather, two starving sisters from Calabasas mounted upon their sisterly steed.

The Frontside of the Three Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

Seen

Black Magic

Julianne Hough flashes some sweet cleavage. (Celebuzz)

Emma Watson, natural hottie. (HuffPo)

Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian each get Lucky. (FoxNews)

Birthday girl, Kate Winslet, hottest movie scenes. (Celebuzz)

Meet the Israeli Snookie. (TMZ)

Lara Stone sexy bondage pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)

Zooey Deschanel is definitely not a robot sent to destroy the human race. (CollegeHumor)

Lifetime Supply

Jennifer Aniston flashes a little bit of bra. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain remains my favorite ginger. (HuffPo)

Rihanna skimpy clothes pisses off a farmer. (FoxNews)

Kourtney Kardashian and other hot bikini-clad MILFs. (Celebuzz)

Nicole Scherzinger stole the job from Cheryl Cole.  Catfight! (Idolator)

Kristin Cavallari out in a short skirt. (SocialiteLife)

Heather Locklear asstastic still looks incredible in a bikini. (theFABlife)