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Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian Pose in Their New Lingerie Line for Sears

Oh, where to begin when the Gorgons get together for a Sears lingerie photoshoot.

It’s rare to see all three Kardashian sisters together for any cause, short of a staged wedding, or a bloody hit on a rival reality show family; Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian have been out and about New York City lately, pretending to run a business for the cameras, but typically Khloe Kardashian remains shackled in the sub-basement of the Calabasas compound during ‘R’ ending months, when red tide leaves the Khloe feeling a bit blue. Well, somebody released the Kraken for this 3-in-1 lingerie photoshoot for Sears (and, btw, I double dog dare you to buy your significant other lingerie from Sears next Valentine’s Day, see how much nookie that gets you).

Take a moment to process your feelings. And, enjoy.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian, Wonder Money Twins Power Activate

Now, I may be color-blind, but I know the color of money, and it’s red and yellow and strutting their four shapely legs back in New York City. Fresh off her Wedding Episode production in Los Angeles, followed by a brief, staged honeymoon, Kim Kardashian and tinier hottie sister, Kourtney Kardashian, were back in the Big Apple, decked out for oglers, bright colors for the cameras, and strutting their multi-million dollar curves according to whatever whacky plans their reality show script outlined for the day. Perhaps being business girls, relationship problems, or just pulling another funny fast one on old dad, these two boobtastic bundles of joy simply can not be stopped.

By the way (BTW for those of you under 20), there are rumors that Kris Humphries, the poor tall dupe picked to be the latest Kardashian husband, might be making a bid to buy back the rights to the Kim Kardashian sex tape from Vivid. This makes such little sense on so many levels, but, I suppose there is something to be said for romance not being dead. A man offering to buy your raunchy sex tape off the market. How gallant. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner And Her Older Jealous Half Sisters Get Fitted for Bridesmaid Dresses

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Well, it’s almost wedding day and that means Khloe Kardashian has been laying off the brontosaurus burgers for an entire week, as she and the rest of the full Kardashian sisters work tirelessly to fit into their form fitting dresses for the Kim Kardashian wedding/commercial production on Saturday. Of course, Kendall Jenner will eat a ton and not give a hoot.

By the way, since we haven’t mentioned it in a while , Kris Humphries — run!

True Fact: Kourtney Kardashian Wears Shorts Pretty Damn Well

In this day of all things Kardashian, let us not say the girls are not without their talents, in this case, there’s no denying, Kourtney Kardashian knows how to flash her surprisingly long legs for a lady of her stature. In this week leading up to the highly-produced commercial covenant between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, Kourtney has been rushing around town making sure her sister’s financially lucrative special day comes off without a hitch. And flashing those legs. Enjoy.

Battle Sexy Summer Legs: Emma Roberts vs. Kourtney Kardashian

Just a couple petite celebrity hotties flashing legs in summer shorts.

Emma Roberts, who’s lineage I lust second only to her nubile young Hollywood hotness. And Kourtney Kardashian, who despite her OG-money family and her less than tall stature, still manages to put on an A-grade leg display through most of the year. It’s a nice battle of tan summer legs, well, okay, Emma Roberts is probably physically incapable of tanning, but I’d still love to spend three to forever hours rubbing SPF-Egotastic! onto her toned gams. And, Kourtney, well, for a tiny woman who recently had a baby, those sexy legs are to be applauded, as in, her legs banging together in a gesture of public gratitude. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardashian Taut, Tight, and Toned Midget MILF

I want to be very clear about this — Kourtney Kardashian is not just some dimwitted little midget hottie with fake tatas and an asstastic designed to grift money out of America’s young women-kind. She’s also a pretty damn hot little midget swimsuit model. As featured on the cover of the June edition of Shape magazine, Kourtney Kardashian shows why she’s perhaps the most underrated she-bot in the Kardashian arsenal, flashing tightly toned butt, boobs, legs, and midriff, that you don’t just get through hours of personal training, cosmetic surgery, and amphetamine-laden celebrity diet powders. Or maybe you do. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Take Their Boob and Bikini Show South of the Border

I will not lie to you, be they flesh or flesh-toned silicon replicas, the Kardashian Sisters look pretty damn hot in their skimpy little bikinis (Khloe exception in place, natch). The commercially-obsessed Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Karashian took to the beaches of Mexico to surf and sun and get all kinds of body part knocking with their respective manfolk so they could achieve a reality show financial climax of some epic dollar proportion.

Between Kim’s asstastic and Kourtney’s boobtastic, we had something of a complete Kardashian groundswell of funny bodily feelings we don’t feel comfortable discussing, but, suffice it to say, even as they’re picking our wallets for every last cent, we can’t stop looking at Kim and Kourtney, not when they’re flashing their finest assets. Enjoy.

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