Egotastic
Not since the beast in Cloverfield has the former New Amsterdam been in such credible danger of rampage and destruction from such a monstrous force. Of course, the Kardashian she-bots look quite a bit hotter than the reptilian beast that crushed its way across the Big Apple in the movie; but, then, Kris Jenner is far smarter than any alien mastermind hell-bent on conquering earth. I take that back, Kris Jenner is an alien-mastermind hell-bent on conquering earth.
In their latest commercial venture, the reality show Kourtney and Kim Take New York (really, it's just one of seventy-three latest commercial ventures), Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian have been dispatched to New York City (by way of Photoshop and green screen technology apparently) to reverse rape and pillage the damn place with their boobtastic/asstastic miniature profiles in craftiness. Oh, sure, there will be some pretext like opening up a new store or launching a new line of baby-llama skin boots or such, but it'll mostly be about the Kardashian she-bots licking their lips and pretty much licking whatever else stands in their way as they wrap their legs around around the pop culture rainbow and slide down toward an ever growing pot o' gold. Don't blame the girls, it's just how they were coded. Enjoy.
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P.S. Wherefore art thou, Khloe?
Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian Try To Stepford-tize Kendall Jenner
She-bot sisters Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian followed prime directive number, well, prime, as they forcibly escorted younger half-sister Kendall Jenner into Beverly Hills for what appeared to be a routine seven hours of shoe shopping, but what turned out to be a glimpse into a very nefarious plan to encourage their taller, eventually much prettier (and therefore, exponentially more dangerous) sibling to swallow the red pill and stay in Wonderland with her commercially programmed older sisters. The outcome remains uncertain. Enjoy.
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