Kourtney Kardashian

Born to Pimp: The Kardashian Sisters Start Vacuuming Dollars Out of Sears Customers

The Kardashian Kollection at Sears shows the limitless possibilities of combining four of the seven Deadly Sins with a hungry staff of foreign sweatshop labor.

Kendall Jenner Blossoming Hotness Dominates Her Vapid Halfsisters On Their Home Turf

The Jenner-Kardashian epic war has just begun, but the battles of late have been dominated by the young Kendall Jenner, who towers over her older chunk-a-munk sisters by more than just inches. The teen Jenner has begun replacing Kim, Kourtney, and Cloverfield Khloe as the top dawg in the Kris Jenner merchandisable daughters arsenal; and don’t think this is going unnoticed by the older plotting sisters. You don’t take a pimps corner without some blood being shed, I fear.

At last nights Sherri Hill fashion show, Kendall Jenner took her turn with the distant, empty model stare and living mannequin turn on the catwalk, using old-fashioned genetic dominance to show up her little midge sisters who found that even 7-inch heels weren’t going to put them on par with their little half-sisters newfound heights. It’s more than game on in this family, it’s war. Enjoy.

Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian Pose in Their New Lingerie Line for Sears

Oh, where to begin when the Gorgons get together for a Sears lingerie photoshoot.

It’s rare to see all three Kardashian sisters together for any cause, short of a staged wedding, or a bloody hit on a rival reality show family; Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian have been out and about New York City lately, pretending to run a business for the cameras, but typically Khloe Kardashian remains shackled in the sub-basement of the Calabasas compound during ‘R’ ending months, when red tide leaves the Khloe feeling a bit blue. Well, somebody released the Kraken for this 3-in-1 lingerie photoshoot for Sears (and, btw, I double dog dare you to buy your significant other lingerie from Sears next Valentine’s Day, see how much nookie that gets you).

Take a moment to process your feelings. And, enjoy.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian, Wonder Money Twins Power Activate

Now, I may be color-blind, but I know the color of money, and it’s red and yellow and strutting their four shapely legs back in New York City. Fresh off her Wedding Episode production in Los Angeles, followed by a brief, staged honeymoon, Kim Kardashian and tinier hottie sister, Kourtney Kardashian, were back in the Big Apple, decked out for oglers, bright colors for the cameras, and strutting their multi-million dollar curves according to whatever whacky plans their reality show script outlined for the day. Perhaps being business girls, relationship problems, or just pulling another funny fast one on old dad, these two boobtastic bundles of joy simply can not be stopped.

By the way (BTW for those of you under 20), there are rumors that Kris Humphries, the poor tall dupe picked to be the latest Kardashian husband, might be making a bid to buy back the rights to the Kim Kardashian sex tape from Vivid. This makes such little sense on so many levels, but, I suppose there is something to be said for romance not being dead. A man offering to buy your raunchy sex tape off the market. How gallant. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner And Her Older Jealous Half Sisters Get Fitted for Bridesmaid Dresses

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Well, it’s almost wedding day and that means Khloe Kardashian has been laying off the brontosaurus burgers for an entire week, as she and the rest of the full Kardashian sisters work tirelessly to fit into their form fitting dresses for the Kim Kardashian wedding/commercial production on Saturday. Of course, Kendall Jenner will eat a ton and not give a hoot.

By the way, since we haven’t mentioned it in a while , Kris Humphries — run!

True Fact: Kourtney Kardashian Wears Shorts Pretty Damn Well

In this day of all things Kardashian, let us not say the girls are not without their talents, in this case, there’s no denying, Kourtney Kardashian knows how to flash her surprisingly long legs for a lady of her stature. In this week leading up to the highly-produced commercial covenant between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, Kourtney has been rushing around town making sure her sister’s financially lucrative special day comes off without a hitch. And flashing those legs. Enjoy.

Battle Sexy Summer Legs: Emma Roberts vs. Kourtney Kardashian

Just a couple petite celebrity hotties flashing legs in summer shorts.

Emma Roberts, who’s lineage I lust second only to her nubile young Hollywood hotness. And Kourtney Kardashian, who despite her OG-money family and her less than tall stature, still manages to put on an A-grade leg display through most of the year. It’s a nice battle of tan summer legs, well, okay, Emma Roberts is probably physically incapable of tanning, but I’d still love to spend three to forever hours rubbing SPF-Egotastic! onto her toned gams. And, Kourtney, well, for a tiny woman who recently had a baby, those sexy legs are to be applauded, as in, her legs banging together in a gesture of public gratitude. Enjoy.