Kourtney Kardashian

True Fact: Kourtney Kardashian Wears Shorts Pretty Damn Well

In this day of all things Kardashian, let us not say the girls are not without their talents, in this case, there's no denying, Kourtney Kardashian knows how to flash her surprisingly long legs for a lady of her stature. In this week leading up to the highly-produced commercial covenant between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, Kourtney has been rushing around town making sure her sister's financially lucrative special day comes off without a hitch. And flashing those legs. Enjoy.

Battle Sexy Summer Legs: Emma Roberts vs. Kourtney Kardashian

Just a couple petite celebrity hotties flashing legs in summer shorts.

Emma Roberts, who's lineage I lust second only to her nubile young Hollywood hotness. And Kourtney Kardashian, who despite her OG-money family and her less than tall stature, still manages to put on an A-grade leg display through most of the year. It's a nice battle of tan summer legs, well, okay, Emma Roberts is probably physically incapable of tanning, but I'd still love to spend three to forever hours rubbing SPF-Egotastic! onto her toned gams. And, Kourtney, well, for a tiny woman who recently had a baby, those sexy legs are to be applauded, as in, her legs banging together in a gesture of public gratitude. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardashian Taut, Tight, and Toned Midget MILF

I want to be very clear about this -- Kourtney Kardashian is not just some dimwitted little midget hottie with fake tatas and an asstastic designed to grift money out of America's young women-kind. She's also a pretty damn hot little midget swimsuit model. As featured on the cover of the June edition of Shape magazine, Kourtney Kardashian shows why she's perhaps the most underrated she-bot in the Kardashian arsenal, flashing tightly toned butt, boobs, legs, and midriff, that you don't just get through hours of personal training, cosmetic surgery, and amphetamine-laden celebrity diet powders. Or maybe you do. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Take Their Boob and Bikini Show South of the Border

I will not lie to you, be they flesh or flesh-toned silicon replicas, the Kardashian Sisters look pretty damn hot in their skimpy little bikinis (Khloe exception in place, natch). The commercially-obsessed Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Karashian took to the beaches of Mexico to surf and sun and get all kinds of body part knocking with their respective manfolk so they could achieve a reality show financial climax of some epic dollar proportion.

Between Kim's asstastic and Kourtney's boobtastic, we had something of a complete Kardashian groundswell of funny bodily feelings we don't feel comfortable discussing, but, suffice it to say, even as they're picking our wallets for every last cent, we can't stop looking at Kim and Kourtney, not when they're flashing their finest assets. Enjoy.

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Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian Try To Stepford-tize Kendall Jenner

She-bot sisters Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian followed prime directive number, well, prime, as they forcibly escorted younger half-sister Kendall Jenner into Beverly Hills for what appeared to be a routine seven hours of shoe shopping, but what turned out to be a glimpse into a very nefarious plan to encourage their taller, eventually much prettier (and therefore, exponentially more dangerous) sibling to swallow the red pill and stay in Wonderland with her commercially programmed older sisters. The outcome remains uncertain. Enjoy.

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The Big Apple Is About to Get Its Stem Polished

Not since the beast in Cloverfield has the former New Amsterdam been in such credible danger of rampage and destruction from such a monstrous force. Of course, the Kardashian she-bots look quite a bit hotter than the reptilian beast that crushed its way across the Big Apple in the movie; but, then, Kris Jenner is far smarter than any alien mastermind hell-bent on conquering earth. I take that back, Kris Jenner is an alien-mastermind hell-bent on conquering earth.

In their latest commercial venture, the reality show Kourtney and Kim Take New York (really, it's just one of seventy-three latest commercial ventures), Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian have been dispatched to New York City (by way of Photoshop and green screen technology apparently) to reverse rape and pillage the damn place with their boobtastic/asstastic miniature profiles in craftiness. Oh, sure, there will be some pretext like opening up a new store or launching a new line of baby-llama skin boots or such, but it'll mostly be about the Kardashian she-bots licking their lips and pretty much licking whatever else stands in their way as they wrap their legs around around the pop culture rainbow and slide down toward an ever growing pot o' gold. Don't blame the girls, it's just how they were coded. Enjoy.

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P.S. Wherefore art thou, Khloe?

You Shall Be Assimilated: The Kardashian Family Christmas Photo

You know that plan you and your friends have in case of zombie attack?

Engage! Now!

(Okay, granted, Pimp Robot Kim is still pretty damn hot. But, pay up, or be assimilated!)

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