The dutiful wife. That describes Kim Kardashian. Provided dutiful means showing off your dooties on the way to see your husband at the SNL 40 Year Anniversary extravaganza. That’s not as much as many wives, but more than many given the assets Kim brings to bear when she’s buffed, polished, and shiny funbags flashing in the middle of the frigid cold New York nightscape.
Some people have been questioning how it is Kim isn’t freezing her Funions off this winter in the Big Apple, strolling around so much with open, light, revealing clothing even in the most icy of conditions. They obviously don’t understand the Kardashian internal meat heater. It’s beyond powerful and fueled by fame, with a little hint of money. Don’t believe me? Send Kim to the Antarctic and watch that cap melt. The ice goes before her booty cap. Trust me. Enjoy.
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There’s nothing if not competition in the Kardashian family for skin showing in public. Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall, there’s no weatherly excuse for not flashing a healthy dose of your money makers when out in public if you want to keep the cash train a’rolling along. When Khloe pushed her pair almost out of her top on her latest outdoor venture, Kim Kardashian
just had to try to top her. She is the queen bee if bee stands for boobtastic. Nobody’s going to rob her of the family title.
Hence, Kim walking down the chilly streets of Manhattan with her funbag flags nearly entire unfurled in some top that impossibly kept her from being an inadvertent Free the Nipple protestor. Considering how much we’ve seen of Kim’s yams the past few weeks, this view seems almost tame. Though in the New York winter, this much skin must’ve caused at least five construction workers to badly injure their necks. I’m not sure Kim hates the catcalls. Enjoy.
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I’m not even sure how to explain this one. I think it mostly tracks the story of Cara Delevingne and her lesbionic romp through much of sextastic Tinsel Town of late. She’s putting her little kisses and furrowed brow mark between the sheets with many of the loveliest young ladies of Hollywood these days. Herein my jealousy lies second to my desire to see pictures of these Sapphic activities.
I’m not sure how involved Cara is in corrupting the Kardashians, if that’s even a thing that is earthly possible, but she does engage them in her own wet and touchy feeling jumpy grabby pictorial for Love magazine. This periodical is Kardashian crazy, and they certainly dig Cara, so the chance to have her lightly molesting Kendall Jenner and Kim Kardashian I suppose was too much to not start snapping. It is quite the unique set of photos of some wanton ladies being all kinds of, well, wanton. My hats off to the photographer for fine us of gymnastics in erotic works of art. Enjoy.
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Well, that was quick. You knew it was coming. Well, I did, you have real jobs and such to tend to. Kim Kardashian full frontal naked on the pages of Love Magazine. After all that silly leaked digitally covered up visual teasing, here they are in all their glory. Kim Kardashian topless and flashing her lady nest for all the world to see, then go from there.
This isn’t the first time Kim Kardashian has been nude in a magazine, but it is perhaps her least untouched photos therein. Not untouched, that was a relative term to her Playboy and Paper magazine and W Magazine work. This is the closest you might come to how Kim looks when you come home from a hard day and you’ve got a million dollars to spend on ten minutes of tamp the thumper time out by the pool. Love it, lust it, or leave it. This is your American royalty without clothes on. Enjoy.
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I must admit. This one is beyond me, but I just had to share.
Love Magazine is releasing a rather elaborate photo spread of Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, and Kim Kardashian where they are shot to look like something out of strange pulp sci-fi noir novels or something along those lines. Included are Kendall Jenner with digitally smooshed ta-ta’s blown up and covered in digital pasties along with Kim Kardashian nekkid save for some post-production marks and Kylie Jenner blonde anime looking. The three of them for some reason hyper-stylized into something rather less than normal appeal. Why? I do not know. Art, I guess. Hence, my disagreement with art as a legit subject matter. I’m all for the experimentation of the creative mind in visual form, but if you’ve got Kendall Jenner willing to flash her boobtastic and Kim exposing her bare behind, isn’t that the time for some photo realism? I’m a simple cad, I know. But I’m also right, am I not? Enjoy.
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My loveliest minion Whitney and I got into a fight over whether lady humps was meant to describe the glorious funbags of fine ladies or their equally alluring keesters. To further her positions, she put together a dozen pictures of super fine celebrity asstastic including Jessica Alba, Kim Kardashian, and Nikki Mudarris. I guess she wins in terms of preponderance of the evidence of a sextastic nature.
Whether humps refers to tops or bottoms, make no mistake, lady curves are the finest shapes ever produced by the prodigious and benevolent hand of Mother Nature. There’s no other design in the natural world that matches the sense of awe in seeing remarkably alluring women with primordially passion inducing curves. Bless them, one and all. Huzzah!
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If Kim Kardashian was a super hero her super power would be the ability to stop men dead in their tracks with her mighty cleav. Once again Kim K proved that no one does boobage like her as she and her sisters Khloe and Kendall and Cara Delevingne attended a Sam Smith concert in LA. She was wearing a tight bustier top that pushed her funbags up into a pleasing cleavage revealing shape that is oh so delectable. Seriously, if there were such a thing as the boob equivalent of the Pepsi challenge, I would bet on Kim’s yum yums over anyone else. Khloe was also looking pretty friggin’ hot in a pair of skin tight leather pants that showed off her greatest asset, her legendary booty. Kendall wasn’t dressed in anything revealing but she’s still my boo, as the kids say.
Say what you will about the Kardashian/Jenner clan, they sure know how to get people’s attention with their sexiness. That’s a skill too, you know.
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