Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Lingerie Pictures Are Actually Pretty Damn Hot

By Bill Swift | December 11, 2012 @ 10:24 am

Kim Kardashian in Lingerie for Factice Magazine Issue 16

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Giving credit where credit is due, and, we do, Kim Kardashian looks mighty fine in her lingerie pictures for Factice magazine. Now, we're not sure whether these photos were taken prior to the KK binge eating weeks of September, but in either case, if we're going to have some fun with Kim when looking Titanic-esque, we're going to stand up and says she looks hot when she does.

We can see in these photos why Kim attracts high profile athletes and rap stars to pay to play with her booty (okay, that's a crude version of her romantic life, but it's a quick summary). Enjoy.

KIM KARDASHIAN DOES COME UP STRONG IN LINGERIE PICTORIALS

Kim Kardashian Lingerie Photoshoot in Zoo Magazine May 2012 Issue

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Kim Kardashian Skin Tight Dress Reveals Her Full Body of Work

By Bill Swift | December 4, 2012 @ 8:42 am

Kim Kardashian in a See-Through Tight Dress in Miami

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To give credit where it's due, and we always do, Kim Kardashian has shed a few lbs. since peaking out in mind-October, when she was being forced to buy two plane tickets for her worldly travel and Kanye West was being forced to use a building window washing rig to tap d'at ass. But, fresh back from her Piece of Cash in the Middle East tour, Kim Kardashian is looking closer to her role playing weight, but still flaunting the upside of the extra bodily lipids, flashing her mammoth sized mammaries beneath a skin tight dress in Miami.

To say Kim's new dress left little to the imagination belies that fact that every man within ogling distance was imagining a game of Diver Down betwixt her Kardashian peaks. Hey, everybody is good for something and Kim definitely knows how to show off her something somethings. Enjoy.

KIM ALSO MADE A JOURNEY OF PROSPERITY TO THE MIDDLE EAST LAST YEAR

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Kendall Jenner Leans In Too Fix The Busting-Out Skirt on Her Shorter, Fatter, Older Sister

By Bill Swift | November 23, 2012 @ 8:18 am

Kendall Jenner Bends Down To Fix Kim Kardashian

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We couldn't help but recall Cinderella having to clean up after her doted upon ugly stepsisters as Kendall Jenner leaned in to fix the waist line on the skirt of her shorter, fatter, aging street walking half-sister Kim Kardashian as the Kardashian Merchandising Mafia headed to the set of The X-Factor to support their bastard inside linebacker half-sister Khloe Kardashian who has somehow landed a hostess role on the making-of-a-popstar music talent show.

While Kendall continues to play the role of the dutiful younger sister, we can't help but notice her peering down from her tall model perch above her money-washed now chubby star sister and thinking about how it won't be long now before she takes over as chief earner in the family, and, hence, the better parking sport for her Range Rover at the compound. Heck, she probably even eats real food in front of Kim who is left to gnaw upon an amphetamine and call it lunch.

Kendall, your time is coming. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Bends Down To Fix Kim Kardashian's Skirt

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I Did It All for the Whooty! We Celebrate Pale Celebrities With Bodacious Booties

By Bill Swift | November 21, 2012 @ 12:12 am

Jessica Biel in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Lady Gaga in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Coco Austin in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Sophie Turner in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Kim Kardashian in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Kelly Brook in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Jennifer Lawrence in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Christina Hendricks in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Aubrey O'Day in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

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Our video game editor Aaron doesn't think there's such a thing as Whooty -- White Booty -- or that there is an actual subculture of readers with this particular fetish. Meh, he's probably right. But given this is a time of gratitude, we're going to celebrate here on Egotastic! those few and far between women of limited color whose bottoms often make us turn red in the face.

Here's 10 of our bigger-get badonkadonks. It's Whooty Time!

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Sweat Their Way Back to Blowing, Err, Playing Weight

By Bill Swift | November 19, 2012 @ 9:09 am

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Out on a Jog in Miami

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Kim Kardashian is desperately trying to fit back into some of her professional working girl garb, as news of her delayed engagement to freaky rapper Kanye West made gossip circles the past month; meanwhile, sister Kourtney Kardashian has been talking about having a third illegitimate child with her foppish boyfriend in exercise of populating the planet with even more Kardashian eggs, like the mother extraterrestrial in Alien.

The two pimping sisters hit the blacktop for a little jog and waddle to shed the extra pounds holding them back from merchandising perfection and optimal earnings potential. Meanwhile, the cameras for the Kardashian reality show, Kim and Kourtney Fake It for Money, rolled on as life's little obstacles continue to be convertible to cash for these girls and their four million literacy-challenged fans. Enjoy.

KIM AND KOURTNEY IN BETTER BODY DAYS JUST A YEAR OR SO AGO

Kourtney Kardashian in a Bikini in Mexico

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Kim Kardashian Brings Her Boobs and Pony Show to Jolly Old England

By Bill Swift | November 9, 2012 @ 8:42 am

Kim Kardashian Flaunts Her Red Hot Figure in London

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I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian found some new trans-Atlantic Spanx midway through her flight to London, but somehow the BBW reality star packed herself and her unmeasurable curves into a tight red dress that flashed the better version of her cleavage and mighty bottomside as she captured the attention of man-folk in the Old Country.

We're not exactly sure what brought Kim Kardashian to London, I mean, we know it's money related, sort of like wondering what brings a shark into local waters, it's not the excellent recreational sports options, it's the fish food, but either way, the pimpstress non-pareil gave 'em quite a show in a dress whose seamstress deserves some kind of special recognition for a combination high-tensile sewing and a dash of magic. Enjoy.

KIM KARDASHIAN KNOWS HER ARSENAL WELL AND DEPLOYS ACCORDINGLY

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Kim Kardashian Works the Moosh from Her Tush As She Attempts to Downsize Her Moon in Miami

By Bill Swift | November 6, 2012 @ 10:35 pm

Kim Kardashian Wears Leggings at a Body and Soul Gym in Miami

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Sweat, Kim, Sweat.

Both highly skilled and trained genetic researchers and a guy like me with an eighth grade distance learning educationl equivalent can tell you that Kim Kardashian and her clan are DNA-bound to the bodies of full-bodied ladies, were it not for the speedy diet powder and the cleansings and the starvation, Kim would have already achieved her chunky destiny. So it's not quite fair to say that Kim is getting fat, so much as it is to say that Kim has temporarily halted extreme measures to keep herself from getting fat. We can respect that in some weird kind of guys don't know shit way.

As for Kim, she was surrounded by cameras (which is like crack to a crackwhore for Kim) as she made her way for a workout in designer sports gear, an attempt to shed some lbs. the old fashioned way, a little sweat and some gym bathroom purging. We'll know in a month or so whether she's made her way back across the BBW line or not. Enjoy.