Kim Kardashian

Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian in the Same Bikini, Katherine Webb Bikini Goodness, and Jen Selter Booty Perfection Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Wow, this is some phenomenon this social media attention getting. And nobody gets more attention than the Kardashian girls. No sooner had Kylie Jenner posed her teen showoff self in a skimpy black bikini to Instagram, then Kim Kardashian said, hey, I'm still ogle worthy too by donning the same bikini for a picture of her own. Competition breeds success. Competition between different generations of sisters in the Kardashian family breeds lots and lots of skin. This could be a great trend.

Joining Kim and Kylie in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup this week are Ashley Sky hot and cleavy, Nicki Minaj sweet bikinis curves, Katherine Webb in a stellar two pieces, Coco flashing some mega oiled buttockals, Mariah Carey bikini fun time, Aubrey O'Day showing off big time, Jen Selter and her asstastic of faptastic, and much much more. You owe it to NFL players only making $500,000 per game next season to check out each and every one of these sweet hot shared candid photos. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Badonkadonk Reaches Epic Proportions

We've been talking for a couple weeks about how to stand out amid the crowd in the brutally model-filled Miami Beach area. I guess Kim Kardashian came up with an entirely new plan, as she is want to do. Just bring out the biggest booty the world has ever seen this side of, well, this side of anything. That badonkadonk was barely contained in a tight skirt as Kim made her way around Miami promoting the opening of yet another Kardashian fashion outlet for young women who want to dress like a Kardashian.

Kim did a wardrobe change about half way during the day to show that there actually is a midsection somewhere in there between her large funbags and that ginormous thumper of hers...

But the day clearly belong to the bushels of buttockal she has stuffed under her skirt. Quit telling me not to watch, it's impossible not to. Oh, sure, maybe if you were fortunate enough to be born with self-restraint. I was not, sir. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Is Still Ranking High on the Leering Charts

Kim Kardashian may not be the major media empire queen she once was, or maybe she still is, I don't really check, but she surely still has the big bodacious cleavetastic to flash around town when she needs the cameras trained down there for maximum attention.

Kim's in Miami doing something super important, perhaps for the government or E!, and she took the opportunity to let a good amount of her chestal assets visually flow for the gentleman oglers and paparazzi in the area. Some people say Kim shows off her funbags too much. I say the alternative is hearing her speak. Three cheers for the quiet funbags! Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Cleavetastic and Fully Made Up for Intense Workout

The entire Kardashian clan made their way to SoulCycle for a workout, and, wouldn't you know, an entire group of cameramen from E! followed along. Which means Kim Kardashian can't just slap on the sweats and a tee. Nope, it's got to be the makeup and the low cut top and the tight stretch pants. It's the entire she-bang, as it were.

I guess it's not easy being Kim. You really have no private life just to let it all hang out. Of course, when you do have private time and you're letting it all hangs out with a guy, even that is filming time. Nevertheless, I guess I feel good for the guys who got to check out Kim riding her bike and sweating up her ample bosom. It's almost enough to make me want to ride a bike in a group while somebody yells at me over a microphone. Almost. Enjoy.

Kelly Rowland, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears Lead the Way of Cleavage for Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Post-Oscars Party

Make of it what you will, but the Elton John AIDS Foundation party tends to bring out the biggest shows of cleavage each Oscar Sunday, with the lovely ladies of L.A. saving up their funbaggery for when the more stately Academy Awards come to a conclusion.

Heidi Klum, Kim Kardashian, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Ashley Greene, and Irina Shayk all came up noteworthy in the category of most chest exposed on an otherwise pretty modestly dressed night for most of the actual movie stars. The Elton John party ticket is the hottest in town, if you can get it, which you can, for eight thousand times my hourly play rate. I had to save up this year to buy a new carbon fiber yo-yo, so I skipped, but I would never miss out on hot celebrity chestiness. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Flaunts Her Curves in Mesh for Super Important Meeting

I'm not sure who Kim Kardashian was meeting with in Beverly Hills, but if you judge the importance of her meetings based on how much skin and badonkadonk she is showing, and that's a fair assessment, this must have been a big one.

Kim looked like a gladiator's queen, carrying her S-shaped body along the fancy shopping drives to get to her business venture. At times, you have to wonder how Kim manages to get it all in there. I'm assuming so ropes and pulleys are involved, with the mesh allowing for perspiration. Somehow, she can still move and catch a thousand eyeballs. She may never lose that ultimate power. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Cleavage for Kimmel

Just coming back from France where she was denied her God-given right to be married at Versailles, Kim Kardashian is not letting her inner princess up so easily, flashing a good bit of where her fortune comes from on her way into the Jimmy Kimmel show. I've got to give up to Kim, not only for looking rather hot outside the studio, but for also being quite aware what it is her peeps want to see when they think of Kim. In that way, she's very honest. And there's no denying Kim has got her body back into the asstastic curvy shape that along with some personal film work, made her the multimillionaire she is today.

It's easy to hate on Kim, it's harder, it's harder to admit that if she was slapping her own booty and winking at you that you wouldn't drop everything you were holding and race on over. Don't worry, this can take some time. Enjoy.