Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Packs Serious Junk In Her Trunk and Goes Shopping

Technically, I think she want spa'ing before she went shopping. Such is the life of Kim Kardashian who is once again showing off her curves around town after losing most, but definitely not all, of her baby weight.

Kim couldn't be wearing a tighter skirt or Spanx I suppose as she strutted around Beverly Hills with her camera crew in tow, reminding all the old money gals who the new money queen was. At one point it certainly looked like her tight skirt would split wide open, but presumably Kim's tailors know how to stitch a garment that can contain her massive booty. I'm not quite sure if it's alluring or just too much, but it's definitely impossible not to look. And don't you lie, because I know you're looking right now too. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner and Older Sisters in Revealing Dresses for Family Show Time at the Beach

Now, we normally don't share social media pictures until our big roundup on Thursdays. But these simply could not wait. Not when puppet master Kris Jenner takes her girls and some very showy cut designer dresses to the beach for family showoff for the cameras time. This may be right, this may be oh so wrong, but this is definitely happening. It's like the Christmas shopping season. You can dread it every year, but it's still coming.

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were in dresses so revealing that Puritans from the 17th century nearly resurrected to cover them in scarlet letters. I suppose that was part of the Kris Jenner plan. Along with highlighting Kim Kardashian and her post-baby figure, Khloe Kardashian and her, well, body thing. Surprisingly, it seems that Kourtney Kardashian was missing from the shoot. Or maybe not so surprisingly as she's always been called the smart one in the family. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Deep Cleavage for Her Birthday

Of course, Kim Kardashian wasn't going to spend her birthday lone. The newly third or fourth or fifth time engaged reality star invited her entire family and a couple thousand of her closest friends to a pimping good tie at a party she hosted at Tao in Las Vegas. Why not get paid to celebrate your own birthday?

And, if you're getting paid, you know Kim is going to be showing off her curvaceous body and deep bodacious bosom. You've got to stick the paycheck somewhere. Happy Birthday, Kim.

Anastasia Ashley Homages Kim Kardashian, But Who Has the Finer Bottom?

Kim Kardashian pretty much starved herself to be able to present her asstastic side photo of herself in a one-piece this week on social media. I say pretty much starved herself when I really mean she actually did starve herself. So, some Christian Bale acting role crazy points to Kim on that front. But pro-surfer Anastasia Ashley has a year-round sweet booty. She knows it too, which is why she poked a little fun, or maybe flattered, Kim by posting an obviously similar butt-pouting shot on Instagram. Anastasia Ashley actually has some identifiable skills, so some points to her on that front.

But, at the end of the day, it's the arse that does the talking. If only. So, let me ask all of you, five minutes along in a dark broom closet, who's badonkadonk do you choose for your handling pleasure?

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Kim Kardashian Big Ole Booty, Joanna Krupa Covered Topless, and Nicki Minaj Sideboob Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Sometimes you hardly notice something until it's gone, and even then you hardly notice it's gone until it comes back. Kim Kardashian has been a mainstay of social media self-bodily promotion since the dawn of the widespread adoption of the technology really. Almost nobody put out more selfies than Kim Kardashian, both to feed her ego and her pocketbook. As she started to expand earlier this year, she pretty much went dark on that front, but now she's back and booty-rageous in her new asstastic to the front Instagram photo sweeping the nation like a very round broom. Quite the thing.

Joining Kim in this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is her little sister Kendall Jenner posing sexy, Kesha showing off her body parts, Aubrey O'Day bikini pics, Ireland Baldwin two piece shots of her own, Miranda Kerr also bikini hot, Nicki Minaj sideboob, and much much more. You owe it to the good and respectable and hardworking men and women of the U.S. Congress to ogle each and every one of these sextastic selfies. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Back at Work (The Work of Showing Off Her Body)

Here's the job description for being Kim Kardashian. Look good, show off body, smile and wave. Sure, there are some other private time responsibilities I can't mention on this family site, but as for public responsibility, it's not much different than being the Queen of England, except for that part about showing off your yabbos. Please, Elizabeth, contain yourself.

Kim has been fussing over losing the baby weight since giving birth nearly four months ago now. You knew it wouldn't be easy, but with the combination of the Kardashian diet powder that would get you arrested if you tried to transport it across any international border, and determination, and a whole of of Spanx and mirrors, Kim is getting herself back into playing shape. Or, that might be, player shape. Either way, she's looking curvy fine again as she made her way around Beverly Hills and West Hollywood over the weekend filming segments of her super real reality show. The magic is starting to return in all the right places. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Brings Out the Big Momma Guns for Parisian Nights

You can't keep a good woman down. Or Kim Kardashian for that matter. There's no way Kim was going to be leaving Paris Fashion Week without making a big bold boobtastic statement that she's still a force to be reckoned with in the public displays of attention department. So, Kim hit the town last night with a chest-baring wrap around kind of thing that still hid her figure, while unveiling her freshly polished udders to the paparazzi world. It was quite the thing, now buzzing like two boob-shaped bullets around the globe.

Kim is nothing short of skilled when it comes to stealing the spotlight. As I'm always said about the Kardashians, they may not be literate, but they are not without their smarts. Enjoy.