If Kim Kardashian isn’t ogle worthy, does she still exist? This is a riddle for the ages that we’ll probably never have the practical means to answer. Kim isn’t showing up to Fashion Week in Paris without some kind of plan to get more attention that the rest of the chic celebrity denizen. This time, how about blonde hair and a big set of yams visible through her see-through dress. That’s the ticket.
Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, only keep the bad words away from children, but this woman knows how to get the cameras and the eyeballs pointed in her direction. She’s not boring, looking at least. They don’t pay the big bucks to the quiet mouse and there’s lots of competition. So curves and ta-ta’s and striking hair in revealing wardrobe is going to help pay the rent. Especially when your rent is like $60,000 a month. Jeans and a hoodie won’t cut it. I’ll take this gift horse without looking in her mouth, thank you kindly. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet
When Kim Kardashian and Madonna get together for a little chow time in London, you can bet there’s going to be latex, fur, and nylons. And that’s just on the sex dolls they bring along with them in the cabs.
The two mega stars, both famous in their own way for their brazen sexuality, one with a number of number one hits as a kicker, were absolutely going to make sure they got noticed by the British paparazzi in their finest of wares. Kim’s plastic skin tight dress was something straight out of the comic books, well, the comic books you’d hide underneath your mattress. And Madonna, well, just the fact she can walk after her big stage tumble the other night is something of a miracle. She holds her own when given a little prep time. Unlike as many had predicted, the world did not end when these two got together. Albeit Kim’s globes did look about ready to explode. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: INF/FameFlynet
Every day I wake up and wonder what level of nekkid Kim Kardashian will be sporting. She rarely disappoints. Last night’s selection was a see-through bodysuit thing with more holes in it than a block of Swiss cheese. Never one to shy away from revealing some skin, you could see copious amounts of those legendary ta-tas. What can I say about Kim’s jubblies that hasn’t been said before? They defy words, but I try anyway to write about them. One day, I will write an epic poem about them. It will be the Iliad of today only instead of it being about a war it will just be about Kim’s boobage. And her booty, lest we forget that perfect model of buttdom. I sometimes pretend my pillow is her booty when I snuggle into it to go to sleep at night.
But I digress. Some people say they are sick of seeing Kim naked. Those people are wrong. There is no getting sick of that body.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet/PacificCoastNews/INF/Splash
With the current feud going down between Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian and the Kardashian clan, I thought I’d jump in the only way I know how, by showing off pictures of each’s bare ginormous backside allures and letting you decide who has the more faptastic fanny. It’s a crude version of Solomon’s wisdom I prefer to follow.
Say what you will about these backside on these two women, they’ve both made their living from or on their dumpers. So I’m going to call this officially relevant to their ongoing feud over the little rapper they both still pine for. Go figure. And leer. Definitely leer. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Egotastic Archives
The dutiful wife. That describes Kim Kardashian. Provided dutiful means showing off your dooties on the way to see your husband at the SNL 40 Year Anniversary extravaganza. That’s not as much as many wives, but more than many given the assets Kim brings to bear when she’s buffed, polished, and shiny funbags flashing in the middle of the frigid cold New York nightscape.
Some people have been questioning how it is Kim isn’t freezing her Funions off this winter in the Big Apple, strolling around so much with open, light, revealing clothing even in the most icy of conditions. They obviously don’t understand the Kardashian internal meat heater. It’s beyond powerful and fueled by fame, with a little hint of money. Don’t believe me? Send Kim to the Antarctic and watch that cap melt. The ice goes before her booty cap. Trust me. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash/PacificCoastNews
There’s nothing if not competition in the Kardashian family for skin showing in public. Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall, there’s no weatherly excuse for not flashing a healthy dose of your money makers when out in public if you want to keep the cash train a’rolling along. When Khloe pushed her pair almost out of her top on her latest outdoor venture, Kim Kardashian
just had to try to top her. She is the queen bee if bee stands for boobtastic. Nobody’s going to rob her of the family title.
Hence, Kim walking down the chilly streets of Manhattan with her funbag flags nearly entire unfurled in some top that impossibly kept her from being an inadvertent Free the Nipple protestor. Considering how much we’ve seen of Kim’s yams the past few weeks, this view seems almost tame. Though in the New York winter, this much skin must’ve caused at least five construction workers to badly injure their necks. I’m not sure Kim hates the catcalls. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: INF/FameFlynet
I’m not even sure how to explain this one. I think it mostly tracks the story of Cara Delevingne and her lesbionic romp through much of sextastic Tinsel Town of late. She’s putting her little kisses and furrowed brow mark between the sheets with many of the loveliest young ladies of Hollywood these days. Herein my jealousy lies second to my desire to see pictures of these Sapphic activities.
I’m not sure how involved Cara is in corrupting the Kardashians, if that’s even a thing that is earthly possible, but she does engage them in her own wet and touchy feeling jumpy grabby pictorial for Love magazine. This periodical is Kardashian crazy, and they certainly dig Cara, so the chance to have her lightly molesting Kendall Jenner and Kim Kardashian I suppose was too much to not start snapping. It is quite the unique set of photos of some wanton ladies being all kinds of, well, wanton. My hats off to the photographer for fine us of gymnastics in erotic works of art. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Love Magazine