Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Turns Seveteen And Adopts a Very Grownup Dress Style Down Under

And, by Down Under, we obviously are referring to the great island nation of Australia, not what Kendall Jenner has going on down under her waistline, naturally, that would be rude and inapproprite for a girl of her tender money making years.

Nevertheless, Kendall Jenner turned the big 17 whilst in Australia pimping the shizz out of shizz and has been wearing very tight and revealing clothing to celebrate her maturing career and physical parts, including some low-rise rather sheer white pants to an interview show in Sydney that revealed, well, probably more than would be allowed by your local high school principal, but apparently the dress code is so not strict enforced by home school Principal Kris, who got Kendall on TV by 12, on the pill by 13, her first modeling gig by 14, her first car t 15, and by 17, well, she may well have picked out the pants, and whatever might be missing underneath  Enjoy.

Please note: nothing in the above is intended to connote, construe, or intimate the fact that teen Kendall might be revealing more than a proper young lady should. That would be wrong and we would feel bad if you thought we were saying that.

Kendall Jenner Skintight Dress For Cracking the Barely Legal Barrier Down Under

Never let it be said that the Egotastic! detective squad isn't always on the job. When trying to figure out why Kris Jenner exported her teen daughter and rising pimpstress to Australia, our Spidey senses began to tingle, along with some other Kendall Jenner related tingles we dare not speak, and then we realized that the ole (or young) age of consent in Australian lands just happens to coincide with the number of candles on Kendall Jenner's last birthday cake. Oh, the financial possibilities in Kris Jenner's puppet master mind were a'swirling.

And let it all begin with one very naughty skintight dress. A yellow thing clung completely to the elevating model body of the next gen of Kardashian merchandise machine who we are restricted so heavily from truthfully revealing here in Yankee territory, but when she's down in the Southern Hemisphere, the gloves are off, though not the dress. That would require some serious WD-40 spray and peels. It's almost too much. But Down Under, it's all perfectly legit. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Sweet and Super-Earning Sixteen for Lovecat Magazine

The thing about the Jenner sisters, sure, maybe they don't have a formal education, but it's not like ambitious momager Kris Jenner isn't teaching them a few lessons from the street, like how to get your little teen ass out there and earn.

And earn Kendall Jenner shall. A natural born tall and lean version of her half-sisters, Kendall Jenner seems destined for bubble-headed brunette modeling and reality show glory, including a new pictorial upcoming in Lovecat magazine shot at the Chateau Marmont, which Kendall herself previewed for the world. I can't exactly remember what we are or are not allowed to say about this sixteen year old Kendall, but take a look at these pictorial preview pictures and use your imagination. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Bikini Sneak Peek (VIDEO)

Watch the Blooms Come Off the Roses

Hmm, can you be a Peeping Tom when the girls publish these video views themselves? I suppose it still counts, but the Kardashians and Jenners make it even hard to feel dirty these days as once again, they do all the work for you.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner put up a quickie video tonight sneak peeking the bikinis they'll be wearing in some upcoming paid  junior pimpstress adventures. It's, well, just watch for yourself...

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Paul' for the head's up on the nugget from these two twitty teens.)

Kendall Jenner Bares Her Booty, Christina Milian Bares Her Midriff, and Amber Rose Bares Her Preggo In This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's really getting out of hand, and this is a good thing for our hands, the freely flowing sextastic pictures of celebrities they themselves can not resist but publishing to their Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr pages, showing off just how much they want you to want them in the few moments of the day that outside cameras aren't filming them. Fantastic egos do make for Egotastic! moments.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner being made by mom to flash her wares, Christina Milian flashing a ridiculously hot MILF body, Hayden Panettiere biting on a pickle (must see), Amber Rose showing off her swollen belly for you preggo fetishists, McKayla Maroney sticking out her tongue, Ireland Baldwin in a bikini, Lady Gaga baring cleave, and much much more you really must see to believe. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Lingerie BTS, Kendall Jenner Bedroom, Sofia Vergara Bodypaint, and Adrianne Curry Butt Lead the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Wow, talk about old faithfuls. There are just certain celebrities in Hottieville that you can count on from day to day, week to week, to go weak in the knees when it comes to sharing pictures of themselves looking sweet, hot, or interesting (they think the latter, but that is ever so rare). And, thank god for the stalwarts of the self-publish pics, who keek our Sextastic Twitpic Roundup burning bright 52 weeks of the year.

This week's Roundup includes the omnipresent and omni-egoed Kardashians flashing their wares, Kim Kardashian behind the scenes of her lingerie shoot and Kendall Jenner in various and assorted self-pics including from her bedroom, Sofia Vergara getting into some serious body paint, Adrianne Curry flashing her badonkadonk on Twitter, Bar Refaeli looking super hot, Maria Menounos doing the same at the VMAs, and many many more must-sees. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Go Beyond the Valley of the Dolls for N.Y. Fashion Week

I've got to admit, when I first heard that Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner were working the Sherri Hill runway in New York, I pictured momager Kris Jenner pushing her two little moneymakers onto some Brooklyn freeway offramp to solicit cross-borough commuters. I was wrong. Well, sort of.

The two Jenner sisters did hit Fashion Week underway in the Big Apple, modeling dresses for the Sherri Hill line, quite nice of the two teen Kardashian family offspring to take time off from not being in school to grace the runway with their pre-maturing modeling assets. We still believe Kendall Jenner is destined for modeling slash celebrity merchandising future glory and Kylie destined for whatever the hell it is Khloe does, being referred to as 'the sweet one'. Either way, both will make bank, which definitely defies the percentages for success for active teen girls without a high school diploma. Enjoy.

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