Kendall Jenner

Kim Kardashian Super Busty While Leaving A Sam Smith Concert In LA With Kendall, Khloe And Cara

If Kim Kardashian was a super hero her super power would be the ability to stop men dead in their tracks with her mighty cleav. Once again Kim K proved that no one does boobage like her as she and her sisters Khloe and Kendall and Cara Delevingne attended a Sam Smith concert in LA. She was wearing a tight bustier top that pushed her funbags up into a pleasing cleavage revealing shape that is oh so delectable. Seriously, if there were such a thing as the boob equivalent of the Pepsi challenge, I would bet on Kim’s yum yums over anyone else. Khloe was also looking pretty friggin’ hot in a pair of skin tight leather pants that showed off her greatest asset, her legendary booty. Kendall wasn’t dressed in anything revealing but she’s still my boo, as the kids say.

Say what you will about the Kardashian/Jenner clan, they sure know how to get people’s attention with their sexiness. That’s a skill too, you know.

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Kendall Jenner Agua Bendita Bikini Booty Pimping All Tall and Taut and Wow


Kendall Jenner is blowing up. I don’t mean literally, like her sisters, in fact she’s the taller slender Kardashian by about a million genetic points. I mean career wise. She is everywhere now. Everywhere that pays a young woman to model their fashions. You can argue whether or not she’s an elite model in terms of her exhibitionist skills. You can’t argue that she’s one of the most famous women under 20 on this entire planet at the moment. That’s worth a few shekels.

Taking a peek at Kendall behind the scenes of her new shoot for Agua Bendita swimwear, you can see how Kendall has grown up something wicked fine even under the roof of her fiendish coven house. If you take a look back at her previous Agua Bendita shoots, you’ll see what I’m talking about. Then you’ll both cry and be happy at the same time, like your awkwardly sensitive host. Enjoy.

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I Can See Kendall Jenner Boobs, Bless You Haute Couture

I believe it’s called high fashion because of that feeling you get when you young models like Kendall Jenner almost essentially topless, minus the five-hundred clams perhaps you’re out for the see-through top. I know Kendall takes her fashion work very serious. She looks very serious in that get up I expect I’ll never see anyone wearing at Denny’s. But mostly I just see one hot finally almost grown up brunette slender vixen showing off her ta-ta’s at Paris Fashion Week. This is a good thing.

Versace is a big pull for Kendall Jenner and in turn she’s providing the fodder for your own big pull. That’s called synergy. Two hears beat as one. Almost literally. Oh, wow, it’s almost surreal how long we waited for Kendall to come of age. She’s not disappointing, just very very expensive. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Braless Nipple Pokes The Best Part of Paris Fashion Week to Date


Who said fashion week was good for nothing? Okay, I am the one who usually says that, but inevitably something pops up that changes my mind. Or pops out. Like Kendall Jenner nipples poking commando through her gray top which I’m sure costs a fortune but we’ll never know why. That’s called fashion.

Kendall was running to and fro through the streets of Paris over the weekend shopping and sightseeing and being seen and naturally preparing herself for whatever difficult role awaits her on the catwalk. Distant gazing and all. But she seems pretty excited by the entire milieu of the City of Light, her headlights bursting through like a seasoned ambitious model. Did you really think I’d let me distaste of haute couture cause me to miss Kendall Jenner nipples? Nay, monsieur. Nay. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Sports Some Tights And Bares Midriff In Beverly Hills

Ah, Kendall Jenner. You who are my favorite scion of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, you never cease to amaze. The lovely Kendall was looking particularly sexy in a crop top shirt and tights while on her way to a lunch date in Beverly Hills. Sure, Kendall’s booty is not of the magnitude of Kim or Khloe’s but I think it’s perfection. It’s like the booty that Goldilocks would have chosen, not too big and not too small. But there is no question that she beats all of her sisters hands down when it comes to who has the best belly. Kendall’s bare mid-riff is a thing of beauty. It’s flat and tight and only accentuates her fine curves. That’s what I like about Kendall. She’s thin but still has curves in the right places.

I had a rather graphic dream about Kendall the other night. It’s one of the hazards of this job that all of these fine women start to live in your subconsciousness. That’s why I’m the luckiest boy in the world.

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Love Magazine Advent Hotties Compilation, 30 Days of Sextastic in One Minute (VIDEO)

Were there actually thirty days of the Love magazine Advent video project? I can’t even recall. I had to stop counting. There were many. Too many to view really. Thus, did I enslave my lovely new video magician Whitney to create this stellar compilation of the best of the Love magazine Advent models and actresses dancing about this past Yuletide into one cool sixty-second cut.

I can’t guarantee you happiness. But I can guarantee you that you have no better use of your next sixty seconds then checking out this little hot ditty. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner’s New Year Bikini Pic And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Kendall Jenner shows off her bikini bod in Dubai. (Drunken Stepfather)

Classic hotties Christie Brinkley and Alexa Ray show they’ve still got the goods. (Huffington Post)

This is sexy Marina Nery and this is her in see-through lingerie. (Hollywood Tuna)

Josephine Skriver makes me feel happy in my pants in these bikini pics. (Popoholic)

Kristina Sofia in a teeny tiny bikini? Don’t mind if I do. (The Superficial)

Cintia Dicker sizzles in the pages of GQ Brazil. (COED)

Newcomer Lily Aldridge is sexier than your girlfriend. (Celebslam)