Kendall Jenner

Rihanna Sheer Boobtastic, Kim Kardashian Panties Flash, Zoe Kravitz Near Lady Nest Exhibition and Other Goodies from the Costume Institute Ball at the Met

I can always tell when one of the season's grand balls is taking place, because I'm home eating Klondike bars and watching Lifetime and wondering when my Prince Charming will arrive to pick me up. He never comes, ah, the story of my life. But, thankfully, I do have spies at all of these events, spies with powerful lenses to pick up the hotness from a bevy of decked out ladies trying to out show-off each other on the red carpet of the Metropolitan Museum. The Costume Institute Ball is one of the biggest celebrity galas of the Spring season, a must attend for the rich and famous, the famous, the rich, or just super hot women who get to walk amongst them.

The haute couture led to some surprisingly nice revelations, including Zoe Kravitz slit skirt nearly revealing her fine feathered lady friend in a commando undercarriage, Kim Kardashian flashing her Spanx looking boy hold-them-togethers, Beyonce looking cleavetastic, Rihanna sheer funbag show, Zoe Saldana looking wicked hot, Kendall Jenner looking all grown up, and much much more. Was that event of the season, as they say. I'll say this -- if you love your dress up sextastics, you at least had to peep from the rope line. Quite a show indeed. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Kelly Brook, and Bella Thorne Highlight the Hotness at Coachella Weekend Dos

I must admit, I totally forgot there was a second weekend of Coachella. Maybe it was the first thousand people who felt obliged to mention they'd been to Coachella and you totally have to go to Coachella and Coachella was awesome that threw me off to the fact it was only halfway done, but, indeed, this past weekend there was a second gathering of thousands of hip hippy chicks and their boyfriends in the California desert to celebrate what is turning out to be an electronic dance music heavy musical foray. Nevertheless, the sextastic babes of Tinsel Town got into what their stylists assured them would be perfect for Coachella wardrobes and hit the VIP gated off section of the polo fields for some exhibitionism and public spectacle showtime.

Some of the second weekend hotties includes Kelly Brook, who worked hard not to show off her panties, sadly, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner for a second weekend in a row showing off some skin, Bella Thorne, another teen without school concerns showed up with her big boyfriend, Diane Kruger, and others rounded out the good looking babes beneath their retro 60's fashions. Oh, the music may have stopped, thankfully, but the visual treats will linger in the mind for some time. Which is the point of outdoor concerts in the first place. The women. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Booty Cheeks In Shorts at the Coachella Festival

Kendall Jenner shows off her booty in short cut-offs at the Coachella music festival. Kendall is attending the outdoor music fest along with a lot of other celebrities. What this outfit shows is that the best part of these outdoor music festivals isn't the music, it's the scantily clad outfits that the ladies wear. This is a truth that goes back to the days of Woodstock. Kendall is a particularly hot girl with a variation on the famous Kardashian/Jenner booty. She puts the cut in cutt-offs with these shorts. They show just the right bit of butt cheek peaking out of the bottom. Much more and it would be indecent. If it was longer it would just be a pair of boring old jean shorts. This is the genius of Kendall Jenner. For a young girl she understands what sexy is and what it is not. That's a rare thing in today's youth. My hope is that young girls will take a page from her fashion playbook and practice proper butt cheek implementation.

It kind of makes me wish that I was at Coachella so I could behold this sight in person. Maybe next year.

Kendall Jenner Booty and Camel Toe Delights in Blessed Stretch Pants Leaving the Gym

Whoa. I feel like this is something of an egg we've sat on for years waiting to hatch and now it's finally cracking. Not that Kendall Jenner and her barely legal Kardashian framed visuals haven't been on mature display for some time. But that's been paid work. Now it's candids. And now it's one sweet workout booty and thanks to the blessed gift of stretch pants, some Kendall Jenner camel toe.

I think this might be the first sighting of such. This must be how one of those European explorers felt when they traveled on a boat named something and found something far away. I must admit, I didn't pay much attention in history class, so you fill in the blanks. As for me, I'd prefer to discover the mysteries of the sextastic female body, including now grown up model and hot commodity, Kendall Jenner, showing off her fun bits all sweaty and workout like. She's a keeper. I love a good camel toe in the morning! Enjoy.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Hit the Club for Diddy’s Kids Birthday

I remember when I turned sixteen and my dad through me a killer celebrity-filled party at the city's hottest nightclub. No, wait, that was Sean Combs kid over the weekend. I got a punch in the shoulder and told I could come back and visit on Christmas if I brought booze. Similar in a way, although I didn't get world class high school dropout models Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner coming to my soiree.

The two teen modeling sisters along with half-sister Khloe who somehow didn't find her way into these photos hit the hot club for the rapper kids big sweet sixteen. What the girls lacked in raw skin show they made up for in black leather and pure young model angst and indifference. The Jenner girls are growing up so fast. Thankfully we've been documenting it carefully for posterity. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Tall and Lean and Long and Hiding in Woodland Hills

I guess Kendall Jenner is back from her school, err, work, trip to Thailand and in need of a haircut, naturally. So she hit the salon in Woodland Hills with her tall and lean and un-Kardashian like body flaunted in a bare midriff top and tight trousers as the Brits would say. I know the Kardashian gals expect to only get the cameras on them when they want them, not necessarily at all times, but Kendall is becoming harder and harder to miss and she better get used to her popularity and faptastic class citizenship. It's not going anywhere so long as the family keeps wanting to fill the piggy bank. No, not Khloe. That's mean.

Kendall Jenenr, you are all grown up. It's play time. Did you hear that? I just blew the whistle. Let's make this happen. Enjoy.

The Jenner Girls in Bikinis, Adrienne Curry Bikini, and Hilaria Baldwin Suggestive Yoga Poses Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Nobody was going to beat the Kardashians and Jenners this week in terms of sheer bikini social media sharing. Filming their insipid TV show at a $150K a week luxury vacation rental in Thailand, that merch pimping family was not going to share nearly every single moment of their girls gone wild for cable dollars overseas adventure. Hey, they kind of own the social side of the Internet, like it or not. When they go full scale photo war, it consumes almost all matter in the universe.

Besides, Khloe Kardashian, Leah Jenner (Brody's wife), Kylie Jenner, and Kendall Jenner showing off, this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Hilaria Baldwin showing off her flexible goodies, Adrienne Curry flexing her bikini muscles, Kaili Thorne serious side boobage, Nina Agdal looking mighty sexy, Chantal Jeffries showing off her funbags, Lady Gaga flashing cleavage, and much much more. You owe it to every jerkwad who was still trying to pull April Fool's jokes at 6pm on the 1st to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media share. Enjoy.