Kendall Jenner

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bare-Midriff Busty Shopping and Pimping Weekend

The Jenner girls don't need no schooling. Not when the world needs teen girls baring midriff and showing off to go shopping or hit the malls on paid work order to keep the consumer pump priming this economy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner had a busy weekend searching for just the right outfits for whatever it is they do to spend their days, but definitely includes pimping their PacSun clothing line, High School Dropout Hotties:

Anybody who says these social media and TV darlings aren't working hard are just kidding themselves. There was barely time for cocktails and pedicures this weekend! Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner and Older Sisters in Revealing Dresses for Family Show Time at the Beach

Now, we normally don't share social media pictures until our big roundup on Thursdays. But these simply could not wait. Not when puppet master Kris Jenner takes her girls and some very showy cut designer dresses to the beach for family showoff for the cameras time. This may be right, this may be oh so wrong, but this is definitely happening. It's like the Christmas shopping season. You can dread it every year, but it's still coming.

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were in dresses so revealing that Puritans from the 17th century nearly resurrected to cover them in scarlet letters. I suppose that was part of the Kris Jenner plan. Along with highlighting Kim Kardashian and her post-baby figure, Khloe Kardashian and her, well, body thing. Surprisingly, it seems that Kourtney Kardashian was missing from the shoot. Or maybe not so surprisingly as she's always been called the smart one in the family. Enjoy.

Happy 18th Birthday Kendall Jenner (You Have Arrived)

Granted, the whole eighteen and barely legal milestone has been rendered moot by the likes of a Kardashian Klan that started pimping their daughter Kendall Jenner out by age twelve for the E! channel cameras. You can't put the Drew Barrymore kid-booze back in the bottle as it were. Kendall experienced more life by the time she dropped out of high school a couple years ago than most people do before they're thirty. And since then, well, damn, she's hardly a young soul, though perhaps measured against her older variety experienced half sisters, she's still a naif.

Nevertheless, on Sunday Kendall reaches the age of majority in California. Technically, this means her mom can start booking her for nekkid photoshoots, sex tapes, weekends with wealth foreign strangers, the entire Kardashian sales menu. I'm not expecting any of this to happen suddenly, but, eventually. I feel quite certain. For now, we wish Kendall a happy 18th birthday with a look back on some of her already impressive book of visual business. Happy Birthday, Kendall.

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner FroYo Run For a Chesty Public Scene

The Jenner girls have made picking up Pinkberry part of their regular routine. I'm not sure they actually eat it at all, but you've got to find things to fill your day when your friends are at school. Even in the middle of the day, Kylie Jenner and Kendal Jenner can't escape the constant media attention they so desperately seek and abhor simultaneously. If I could give a small piece of advice to Kylie, and I know she has something her older sister Kendall doesn't, but tight tops will hardly keep the attention away from you. I once heard a nun tell that to a girl in school so I know it's probably true.

The Jenner sisters are growing up, not necessarily becoming educated or socially well adjusted to the real world, but growing up nonetheless. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pictures Continue Their Hot Leaking from Agua Bendita

We saw some of this promotional bikini photo set from Kendall Jenner before, but here's more of the almost almost barely legal Kendall Jenner doing what she does best nowadays, being the body model pimping tiny little outfits or swimsuits.

Like the colorful two piece assortments from Agua Bendita. Kendall may still be a not so innocent teen, but her professional talents are steadily rising. When she turns eighteen next month, it's quite possible I'll have a bit more to say on this topic. For now, Kendall Jenner bikini pics, it's all good. Enjoy.

BREAKING: Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner caught drinking drunk outside a bar in Hollywood.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Golfing in Tight Skirts

By now you've probably heard the quite tragic news that Bruce Jenner has split from Kris Jenner, because, well, maybe deals with the devil have some kind of out-clause. On his first day of publicly announced freedom, Bruce took his girls Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner to the driving range for a little bonding time. The ways in which I'd imagine bonding with the Jenner girls some day, well, they are best left for my private diary.

Check out photos of Kendall and Kylie teeing up and showing off over on WWTDD.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Shopping, Running, and Showing Off in Hollywood

I'm not sure why the paparazzi continue to stake out, stalk, and otherwise maraud Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner when like most teenaged girls they're just trying to skip school and go shopping with their Amex black cards. I'm guessing it has something to do with their mom calling the photographers to tell them exactly where her girls will be so they can be sure to snap them in their see-through and tiny outfits. But I'm just guessing.

Nevertheless we polite gentleman oglers are the primary beneficiary, such that we treat Kendall with respect in her final days before becoming the woman that she became at a much younger age. I'm not sure the tops can become much more see-through than they currently are, but there's always hope. Enjoy.