Never let it be said that the Egotastic! detective squad isn't always on the job. When trying to figure out why Kris Jenner exported her teen daughter and rising pimpstress to Australia, our Spidey senses began to tingle, along with some other Kendall Jenner related tingles we dare not speak, and then we realized that the ole (or young) age of consent in Australian lands just happens to coincide with the number of candles on Kendall Jenner's last birthday cake. Oh, the financial possibilities in Kris Jenner's puppet master mind were a'swirling.
And let it all begin with one very naughty skintight dress. A yellow thing clung completely to the elevating model body of the next gen of Kardashian merchandise machine who we are restricted so heavily from truthfully revealing here in Yankee territory, but when she's down in the Southern Hemisphere, the gloves are off, though not the dress. That would require some serious WD-40 spray and peels. It's almost too much. But Down Under, it's all perfectly legit. Enjoy.
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Kendall Jenner Turns Seveteen And Adopts a Very Grownup Dress Style Down Under
And, by Down Under, we obviously are referring to the great island nation of Australia, not what Kendall Jenner has going on down under her waistline, naturally, that would be rude and inapproprite for a girl of her tender money making years.
Nevertheless, Kendall Jenner turned the big 17 whilst in Australia pimping the shizz out of shizz and has been wearing very tight and revealing clothing to celebrate her maturing career and physical parts, including some low-rise rather sheer white pants to an interview show in Sydney that revealed, well, probably more than would be allowed by your local high school principal, but apparently the dress code is so not strict enforced by home school Principal Kris, who got Kendall on TV by 12, on the pill by 13, her first modeling gig by 14, her first car t 15, and by 17, well, she may well have picked out the pants, and whatever might be missing underneath  Enjoy.
Please note: nothing in the above is intended to connote, construe, or intimate the fact that teen Kendall might be revealing more than a proper young lady should. That would be wrong and we would feel bad if you thought we were saying that.
KENDALL JENNER LOVES TO BARE HER TUMMY