Kendall Jenner shows off her Calvin Klein’s. (Popoholic)
Carmen Ortega has some seriously sexy pics here, y’all. (TMZ)
Khloe Kardashian in gym clothes? Don’t mind if I do! (Huffington Post)
Lindsey Pelas has some big ol boobage. (The Superficial)
Jodie Marsh is an incredibly sexy British lady. (Dlisted)
Dianna Agron posts only the hottest pics on Instagram. (COED)
Bras? Who needs bras? (The Chive)
This is quickly becoming one of my favorite moments of the week, checking out the multitude of hotness delivered direct from the girls themselves. They’re seeking attention. We are desperate to give them attention. They take their clothes off. We smile. They smile back. Too much smiling. It’s time for leering. This works out ever so well.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the perfectly sextastic likes of FKA Twigs nekkid in her tub, Kendall Jenner showing off her Calvins, Kelly Brook covered only in flowers, Bar Refaeli missing her pants, Ana Braga hot arm bra, Anastasia Ashley booty and so much much more. You owe it to the first and the last player to be drafted today into the NFL to check out each and every one of these wicked hot pics. Like you have better things to do? No, sir. Enjoy.
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Oh, Kendall Jenner. You are my favorite scion of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. Her sisters have their charms, namely their booties and boobs. But I think Kendall is the hottest…even if she is a little young. But whatever. In these modeling pics she is sporting a tank top and shorts with her delicious bare-midriff out for our viewing pleasure. Her legs are also a nice thing to look at on a Spring day. Then, she and her sister Kylie and Pia Mia Perez went out on the town sporting bare mid-riffs. In fact, it’s rare that you don’t see Kendall’s stomach. Not that I’m complaining. That’s the way it should be. It should be made a law that Kendall is not to wear a full shirt.
What’s for sure is that she is growing up fast and, I think, hasn’t yet matured into the effing bombshell she is destined to be. You just wait.
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Yeah, I got my act together this week and actually got this out on Sunday night. I do spend much of my weekends volunteering at the Home for Wayward Teen Girls, so it’s not as if I’m just twiddling my thumbs, though that is what you should say you’re doing on the off chance you get caught leering. The point is, I’ve been watching videos again online and wanted to share a few of my favorites this weekend with you. No foxes nursing cats or skateboard nut punches here. Though I do love both of those. Just a few of the sextastic celebrities we love to see in motion showing off in front of the cameras.
How about an even more intimate look at Kendall Jenner uncut extras from behind the scenes of her epic GQ shoot, a couple hotties in concert baring skin, Victoria Justice and Charli XCX (okay, so not my music, but those girls in concert, wow), and a look at the slinky loveliness that is Amber Seyer, Miss Missouri and the current Mrs. Barry Zito, in little bits of lingerie and one lucky teddy bear. Oh, sure, occasionally I’ll tune in to PBS, but these crazy sextastic lovelies are more akin to my own personal masterpiece theater. Enjoy.
Happy days are here again. Or the happiest of days. Fridays. When I insert my retractable claw hand into the Reader Finds email bag and find what bits of skin-filled goodies all of you have submitted in this past week. I feel like Satan reaching into his bag of souls to see which politician he pulls out. Only, my bag has even more boobs than his.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Charli XCX in a revealing boobtastic top (thank you to EgoReader ‘Joseph H.’), Alyssa Milano in one of her classic topless skinematics (blessings of ta-ta’s from ‘Elsinore’), Maude Hirst and Alyssa Sunderland in the lovely short lived Vikings (Nordic takk to ‘Stephen’), Charlize Theron topless in Reindeer Games (oh, I remember, via ‘Rony E.’), Elizabeth Olsen delightfully hot cleavage (shoop shoop submitted by ‘Benny’), Gisele Bundchen young see-through top modeling, maybe slightly altered (lovely leers via ‘Bill’), Jordana Brewster bikini goodnes on the silver screen (kindly gifted by ‘Bono’), Julian Wells topless perfection in Entourage (a visual goody from ‘Amanda’), Kendall Jenner near nip slips in her GQ shoot (angled in by ‘Anon’), Krista Allen double D’s in a double dose of skinematics (seismic shifts from ‘Owen’), Lauren Hays lovely topless onscreen (kudos to ‘Kenneth’), Mai Ping Guo who we saw in a bikini this week now quite nekkid (lovely discovery by ‘Reg W.’), Olivia Wilde thong peek on Instagram (much ado about thongs from ‘Ed’), and Zia Gorog wicked hot body in Playboy (added to the archives by ‘David M.’). If you can’t handle it, just take a nap right now off to the side. The adventurous among us are coming through to reap the visual harvest. Enjoy.
Oh, you crazy Jenner girls, and Kardashian girls, and Cara Delevingne, how you do love to get noticed when you hit the town and the hotspots and all the places I’m sure are bars but somehow still let teen celebrity girls carouse provided they are dressed much older.
Kylie Jenner in a pair of shorts so tight they might get everybody arrested led the pack, along with model sister Kendall Jenner showing off her long model legs, Khloe Kardashian flashing her Funions to the greatest extent possible, and Cara Delevingne just looking fashionably hot and waiting to see what girl she’d be taking home tonight. This gaggle of girls is quite different from the motley crew I typically hit the town with. For one, the Kardashians rolls with much greater skin shows. Also, a pack of paparazzi ten deep and ten wide. They’re like a rolling Vegas revue. Legs, buns, ta-ta’s, it’s all there in a line. You simply can’t miss this show. Enjoy.
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Like it or not, Kendall Jenner, you are now a celebrity model. Who are we kidding? She loves it. This does mean cameras and critical reviews will follow you around everywhere, even when you’re not on the company clock. Though I suppose a Kardashian is always on the company clock. Even on dress down days it’s best to secure your booty in a tight pair of jeans to reveal your feminine lean shape beneath.
Kendall Jenner is normally dressed in designer gowns costing my spring and summer months rent money when she’s working, but on her down time she does tend to dress down, thankfully for her looking plenty hot in a tee and jeans, especially when those jeans are snug to her fine keester. We’ve known Kendall was the taller, fitter, hotter Kardashian sister for some time now, well before decorum allowed us to say it publicly even. But it’s pretty clear. This is the one true model the family has produced. She’s going to be even huger, if that’s a word. So hot in jeans. Enjoy.
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