Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Shows Her Legs to America; The Rest Will Cost You a Small Fortune Soon Enough

By Bill Swift | February 11, 2013 @ 2:01 pm

Kendall Jenner Shows Legs Promoting PacSun Line on GMA

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While we continue to believe that this attractive young lady with or without much sensibilities or formal education still has a bright future in store, we can't help but remember back to the days when we desperately tried to free Kendall Jenner from the clutches of pimp-maximas mother, determined to achieve fame and fortune for her daughter (while taking her own cut, natch) at any cost.

Still, what could be more wholesome than some leg flashing from teen Kendall on Good Morning America, a program that has now fully admitted that reality shows celebrities are public figures, and could not wait to get Kendall to come pimping her PacSun paid promotions. And, honestly, we could mock, but Kendall is the bright spot of the Kardashian Mafia in terms of appeal. She doesn't talk much, she's tall, she's lean, and she has yet to be officially crowned by a rapper or professional athlete. Though we do suppose that is penciled in somewhere on Kris' future booking calendar. Enjoy.

KENDALL JENNER MAY JUST BE THE PERFECT KARDASHIAN PRODUCT

Kendall Jenner Wears Strapless Dress to Her RAINE Magazine Calabasas Signing

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Kendall Jenner (and Little Sis) Teen Heat Up the Red Red Carpet at Heart Truth Fundraiser

By Bill Swift | February 7, 2013 @ 11:47 am

Kendall Jenner Walks the Red Hot Runway for Heart Truth 2013 in NYC

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For the Heart Truth Foundation gala, the celebrities come out each year decked out in all red, including Kendall Jenner and her little sister Kylie Jenner, who puppetmaster and prime pimp Kris Jenner, made sure got listed into the bigger named celebrity event.

Not that Kendall doesn't deserve the nod. While formal schooling or education remains somewhere between dubious and doubtful for the star-rising teen model and taller, skinnier, hotter version of her cash-cow old half-sisters, Kendall has started to earn big time herself, as she and her Jenner sister start merching the craptastic out of everything on the planet with a price tag. It's something to behold. And something we predicted. But not something that can be stopped. It's the money train, people, and the brakes are off. Enjoy.

(To see what is becoming of older sister Kim Kardashian, check Kim out large and in charge with commentary courtesy of WWTDD.com)

KENDALL JENNER GETS PIMPY WITH IT IN NEW PACSUN PHOTOSHOOT

Kendall Jenner Leggy in PacSun Photoshoot 2013

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Kendall Jenner Blossoming Sextastic Behind the Scenes of Her Christmas Photoshoot

By Bill Swift | December 21, 2012 @ 9:27 am

Behind the Scenes of Kendall Jenner Christmas Photoshoot 2012

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We've been raving about the looks of Kendall Jenner long since before it was highly appropriate, but, then, we are inappropriate by nature, but we do have a good eye.

As the future tip of the Kardashian money-making spear continues to bloosom, with her 18th birthday in sight in 2013, the evidence of her breakout potential continues to roll in, including this behind the scenes look at her Christmas photoshoot where the taller, leaner, better looking Kardashian offspring shows once again why while her future will include few conversations of the latest book she's reading, will most definitely contain many large-dollar sum contracts for covering magazines, photoshoots, videos, and perhaps some wealthy oil-nation prince girlfriend action.

It's all coming together. And the centerpiece is getting hotter. Enjoy.

KENDALL JENNER HAS A LONG AND BRIGHT FUTURE COMING ON EGOTASTIC!

Kendall Jenner Playing on the Beach in a Tiny Bikini

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Kendall Jenner Goes All Grow’d Up For Sherri Hill

By Bill Swift | December 19, 2012 @ 7:49 am

Kendall Jenner Leggy in Sherri Hill Photoshoot Spring 2013 Adds

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We brought you some of these previously, but, now, a fuller set of the future of the Kardshian Mafia empire, Kendall Jenner in one of her new, more grown up modeling sessions for Sherri Hill Spring 2013. Now, you know what we know about women's fashion can be summed up in five words ('you'd look even hotter nekkid'), but we do know talent, and at just seventeen, this Jenner offspring who we tried to rescue from her Fagin like momager, well, we failed in the salvation, So, now, onto the evaluation, and Kendall Jenner is going places.

Does this mean we suggest all parents pull their daughters out of school in their early teen years to focus on making bank by smiling blankly for the cameras? Well, if your kid looks like Kendall and ain't so good with the reading and numbers. Yes, yes we do. Enjoy.

I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE STILL TRYING TO SAVE KENDALL, BUT, NO MORE

Kendall Jenner Visits a Children's Hospital in Beverly Hills

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Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her Teen Model All That at the KIIS FM Jingle Ball

By Bill Swift | December 4, 2012 @ 9:17 am

Kendall Jenner Flashing Her Long Legs at the 2012 KIIS FM Jingle Ball

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I think there's a KIIS FM in tons of cities around the country, in each case I think they also feature craptastic pop music and overly excitable DJ's pumping up teen tunes. And every year they have their big Christmas time concerts featuring a bunch of boy bands and such and it would all be far off the Egotastic! radar save for the fact that it does draw out the next gen celebrities, including last night in L.A., Kendall Jenner, who looked like a million bucks, or approximately $75,000 for a photo shoot.

Kendall Jenner is clearly and fast becoming The Kardashian Mafia Family 'It' girl, if for no other reason than her genes allow her to remain tall and slender without having to drop the KK Greenies diet. So she can be slender and smile and not look like she's been starving herself for a week. Through in impossibly long teen legs and you have a girl that is going to be working the red carpets of major Hollywood events for years to come. Enjoy.

KENDALL AND SISTER KYLIE HAVE A LOVE AFFAIR WITH ATTENTION

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Stills from Bikini Video Posted to Keek

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Kendall Jenner Models Up For Vogue Down Under

By Bill Swift | November 26, 2012 @ 12:12 pm

Kendall Jenner in Miss Vogue Australia #3 Photoshoot

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We now have an inkling of what the taller, leaner, hotter Kardashian sister was doing on her 'have to miss school for a couple days, err, years' trip Down Under a couple months back, as Kendall Jenner explodes onto the legit modeling scene with a full on grown up fashion shoot and cover for Vogue Australia.

While Kendall may have been hustling modeling gigs for bucks since quite the younger gal, this is really her first foray into serious high stakes fashion business and we can only imagine how many layers of juices Kris Jenner was slathered in knowing one of her daughters has hit the major league circuit. Actually, we take that back, we don't want to imagine Kris Jenner slathered in juices. But we will check out Kendall Jenner in Vogue. Enjoy.

(P.S. For the few of you who insist on writing to protect the innocence of Kendall Jenner. Please, just stop. We believe that you believe in it, we just don't believe in it, not since we officially conceded our Save Kendall Jenner campaign. The age of innocence has long since passed for the new big gun in the Kardashian Family Merchandising Mafia.)

KENDALL JENNER WHITE SANDS SHOOT WAS ONE OF HER FIRST RISQUE SHOOTS

Kendall Jenner White Sands Swimwear Photoshoot

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Kendall Jenner Leans In Too Fix The Busting-Out Skirt on Her Shorter, Fatter, Older Sister

By Bill Swift | November 23, 2012 @ 8:18 am

Kendall Jenner Bends Down To Fix Kim Kardashian

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We couldn't help but recall Cinderella having to clean up after her doted upon ugly stepsisters as Kendall Jenner leaned in to fix the waist line on the skirt of her shorter, fatter, aging street walking half-sister Kim Kardashian as the Kardashian Merchandising Mafia headed to the set of The X-Factor to support their bastard inside linebacker half-sister Khloe Kardashian who has somehow landed a hostess role on the making-of-a-popstar music talent show.

While Kendall continues to play the role of the dutiful younger sister, we can't help but notice her peering down from her tall model perch above her money-washed now chubby star sister and thinking about how it won't be long now before she takes over as chief earner in the family, and, hence, the better parking sport for her Range Rover at the compound. Heck, she probably even eats real food in front of Kim who is left to gnaw upon an amphetamine and call it lunch.

Kendall, your time is coming. Enjoy.