Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Hot Pimping Shoes at Nordstrom’s

All you ever heard as a kid was stay in school or bad things will happen to you. Well, what if you dropped out of high school and started your own shoe line, huh? I didn't even know that was an option or I wouldn't have suffered through geometry, you know, twice. But for Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, high school would've been a total waste, unless they had courses in how to be young and hot and pimping hard for the merchandise and cameras.

Kendall and Kylie may just be dupe fronts in this Madden shoe line (no, not John Madden you heathens), but their mom has had them walking in heels since they were old enough to be upright, so they do know a thing or two about shoes. As a for instance, how to push them as they did at a big Nordstrom's launch in Glendale, CA. The next-gen sisters looked mighty nice and leggy for their footwear kickoff. I have no doubt they will sell a ton of these to girls who have some kind of power over their parents. But then that money gets spent on Ferraris and diamonds and other teen girl essentials. It's the circle of Kardashian life. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Flashes Her First Barely Legal Camel Toe, This Is a Big Day

Let's be honest, the Kendall Jenner future doesn't hold lots of graduations, so let's celebrate when the taller hotter Kardashian reaches the milestones important in her world. Like her first official camel toe. Well, the first we can talk about if not respectfully, then legally. Which helps.

Kendall was on a hike with her sister Khloe who somehow got omitted from these photos, decked out in some blessedly tight stretch pants and tight tee no less. And, well, blood flow during exercise and even the slender, wardrobe assisted girls are going to be flashing some serious toe outline. Kendall did also give a brief, but sweet look at her taut derriere, which I would call bonus viewing. Once again, I'd like to thank stretch pants for making this world a much better place to have the gift of sight, if not someday, touch. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Nipples Make Their New York Fashion Week Debut

God bless Instagram I guess, and fame-mad Kris Jenner, and Khloe Kardashian for sharing images of her little sister making her daring debut on the New York Fashion Week runway for Marc Jacobs. Something sure seems different about Kendall Jenner, and I'm not talking about just the weird wig and mannequin makeup they caked all over her. Ah, yes, those nipples.

We did see Kendall in a sheer top shortly after her barely legal birthday last November, but this would probably mark the first time she's pretty much flashed them in public. Now, it's not uncommon for high fashion models to wear very sheer or barely there at all tops in these highfalutin fashion extravaganzas. But this is Kendall Jenner. America's darling little girl. Well, maybe not all that, but certainly somebody who many people still see as a girl. I'm going to say woman at this point. A woman with perfectly perky nipples. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner All Dolled Up for a Day on the Job

And so it begins. Okay, it began a while ago, but the racy photoshoot career of Kendall Jenner and even younger sister Kylie Jenner continues to escalate toward Kardashian standards as the teen professional models show the world why school was a big waste of time and why there shall be no outfit too racy for a paycheck.

We could all question the evil Kris Jenner's motives, or we could simply delight in the sight of Kendall Jenner, now a legal adult with all the powers and responsibilities that go along with such age of majority. I mean, maybe not delight in them, but a modest golf clap and a subtle use of binoculars might do the trick. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Shows Off Legs, Tummy, and Chest Outside E!

Kendall Jenner certainly wasn't expecting to run into any press outside the offices of E!, you know, despite the announcements and such, but let's just say she didn't miss an opportunity to show off for the cameras in the manner of her older half-sisters.

Kendall flashed her killer legs and her tight tummy, and used a rather propping brassiere to press her chest out in a sweater for the benefit of... well, mostly Kendall's benefit I suppose, though we gentleman oglers certainly got a taste of something something. At eighteen now, Kendall is taking her years of early training and putting it to good use in terms of public recognition for her true talents. Good for you. It won't be great for her until all the clothes come off. In due time I'm quite certain we shall see such greatness. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski vs. Kendall Jenner, Breakout Brunette of the Year

I've narrowed down my contenders for rising brunette star of the year to Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner. The former I'd give my right arm for five minutes of nekkid snuggle time with, the latter, well, her mom would probably haggle with me on price, but we'd likely settle on something close to right arm plus ten percent.

Neither of these girls were new to the scene in 2013, but both skyrocketed to Egotastic! fame. And since both are now fully and professionally engaged in the model and celebrity worlds, it only seemed fair to randomly pit them against one another for you to decide who you think has the bigger upside, no pun intended in the least. Who is the hotter of the hot brunettes?

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Kendall Jenner Booty, Haley King Chesty Goodness, Aubrey O’Day’s Crack Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The world was literally shocked this week by the revelation of Kendall Jenner and her first, but most decidedly not last, boob-baring social media candid since turning eighteen. Consider the bar to be just a notch higher on selfies than they were a week ago. For that same reason, we're honoring Kendall's backside candidly shot during the same photoshoot and naturally posted to Instagram as our lead image in the weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

Joining barely legal Kendall booty in this week's Roundup are Aubrey O'Day flashing her bare buttockal crack, Ireland Baldwin beach bikini shots, Jessica Lowndes crazy hot body in a two-piece, Lindsay Lohan flashing a bit of the sideboob, Arianny Celeste crazy hot bikini body, Haley King at home with her deliciously large knockers, and much much more. You owe it to the 45 million turkeys being beheaded and gutted at this very moment to feed your psychotic need for tryptophan to check out each and every one of these smoking hot socially shared candid photos. Enjoy.