Say what you will about Country Music, it brings out the hot women. I don't care if you find the music suffering, suffer you must because a solid third of the good looking ladyfolk in this nation love them the country crooners. You can't just ignore those facts that I just made up.
So, pay attention we did to last night's Country Music Awards, the night that country singers and random people we had no idea had anything to do with country music get together to look their best and give each other lots of trophies. There were many highlights of the show last night, but the hotness was owned by the likes of Kellie Pickler, Lucy Hale, Taylor Swift, and Carrie Underwood. There was more, but these were our favorites. The music, well, you know. But the girls, yes, the girls, they make all music worlds go-round. Enjoy.
Kellie Pickler, Miranda Lambert, Carrie Underwood, Kristen Bell Highlight the Hotness at the CMT Awards
Now, I could swear they just had the country music awards a month or two ago in Vegas. But I'm sure that was a different event than the CMT Awards last night in Nashville that saw an assemblage of hotties that really other musical genres have a difficult time matching.
Carrie Underwood might just be my perfect woman. Kristen Bell could easily be my girlfriend on the side if I let her. I'd have to motorboat Miranda Lambert should we ever cross paths in my Red Roof Inn suite at 4am. Kellie Pickler and I could easily hot tub until our prunes begin to prune. And I'd be happy to give LeAnn Rimes and all over body massage and hear her complain about her husband's ex-wife. I'm down for it all. Something tawdry and melancholy and prurient and horny. Kind of like country music itself. I nailed that. Enjoy.
LAST YEAR'S CMT HOTTIES FEATURED TAYLOR SWIFT AND LEANN RIMES