Egotastic
As I openly admit any time we discuss Country music, I know between zero and nothing of the art-form, outside of my Johnny Cash CDs and my occasional drunken arguments at bars with juke boxes that Lynyrd Skynyrd is the best country band ever. But I do know this -- there are some serious hotties and hot bodies among the ladies of Country music, and many of them made their sextastic appearance at the 46th Annual CMA awards last night, including Hayden Panettiere (who stars in Nashville now, dontcha know), Taylor Swift whose thighs we shall somewhat split asunder, Carrie Underwood who is a seriously hidden gem, and Kellie Pickler whose crew-cut only mildly distracted us from her big boobs.
These girls may be a little bit country, and I may be a little bit rock 'n roll, but damn if I don't want to make some sweet sweet harmony with each and every one of them (and by harmony. I'm guessing you're thinking the same. Enjoy.
Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Kellie Pickler Highlight the Hotties at the CMT Awards
Now, you know that everything I know about country music can be summed up in a song called, 'Boy Didn't Know Shit About Country (So Everybody Called Him Linda)' I really don't know jack. But I do know that the whole country music scenes brings in some serious hotties, many of who showed up last night at the 2013 CMT Awards to see and be seen. Also heard I suppose.
Taylor Swift shocked the audience by not wearing a sundress made for a twelve-year old, but rather, a rather grown up looking gown, Carrie Underwood remains a highly underrated piece of allure, Kristen Bell showed up to show off her new MILFy self, AnnaSophia Robb is ever glowing with sextastic, and Kellie Pickler put on a cleavetastic show much fitting the world of country music. All in all, the perfect combo of twang and ta-ta's. Enjoy.
JESSICA SIMPSON USED TO CLEAVY ATTEND THE COUNTRY MUSIC EVENTS