Now, you know that everything I know about country music can be summed up in a song called, 'Boy Didn't Know Shit About Country (So Everybody Called Him Linda)' I really don't know jack. But I do know that the whole country music scenes brings in some serious hotties, many of who showed up last night at the 2013 CMT Awards to see and be seen. Also heard I suppose.
Taylor Swift shocked the audience by not wearing a sundress made for a twelve-year old, but rather, a rather grown up looking gown, Carrie Underwood remains a highly underrated piece of allure, Kristen Bell showed up to show off her new MILFy self, AnnaSophia Robb is ever glowing with sextastic, and Kellie Pickler put on a cleavetastic show much fitting the world of country music. All in all, the perfect combo of twang and ta-ta's. Enjoy.
Kellie Pickler, Lucy Hale, Taylor Swift, and Carrie Underwood Highlight the Hotness at the CMAs
Say what you will about Country Music, it brings out the hot women. I don't care if you find the music suffering, suffer you must because a solid third of the good looking ladyfolk in this nation love them the country crooners. You can't just ignore those facts that I just made up.
So, pay attention we did to last night's Country Music Awards, the night that country singers and random people we had no idea had anything to do with country music get together to look their best and give each other lots of trophies. There were many highlights of the show last night, but the hotness was owned by the likes of Kellie Pickler, Lucy Hale, Taylor Swift, and Carrie Underwood. There was more, but these were our favorites. The music, well, you know. But the girls, yes, the girls, they make all music worlds go-round. Enjoy.
KELLIE AND HAYDEN OWNED THE CMA'S LAST YEAR