bill-swift - December 8, 2016
Oh, sure, Office Christmas Party looks like fairly by the numbers craptastic gross-out comedy. Okay, it is. But that doesn't take away from the fact that the premiere even managed to bring out not only Jennifer Aniston looking like a million damn dollars, but the likes of Katy Perry, Olivia Munn, and Amanda Cerny to label my favorites. That's quite a menu of passion inducement from some ladies who've been lighting up libidos for some time now.
This may be the first film in a very long time where Jennifer Aniston didn't even pretend tease being topless in the movie. I don' know if that's good or bad, I only know we're probably never going to see her blessed boobtastic until one elderly day when she does some indie film neither you or I watch. I cry a little with that thought. Then I return my prurient gaze to these hotties and remember my mission. Self-indulgence of the visual wonderment kind. These big named ladies of lust inducement provide plenty. I'll just assume my invitation got lost in the mail. Bastards. Enjoy.
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