Leave it to one of our EgoReaders to uncover the facts, just the facts, ma’am. Like the fact that Kate Upton is still nekkid and flashing her lady nest on SI SwimDaily. I don’t know if this is a continued service by the sports news site or a mistake, but let’s just call it the best thing to ever happen in the world ever. No exaggeration.
Check out the continuing saga of Kate Upton nekkid cooch on WWTDD.
Updated: Yes, corrected, that is a painted on bikini bottom, so technically, not a camel toe, just a slice of heaven!
Now, I never know exactly what to believe on the Internet these days. It’s not like the old days when the Internet was young and innocent and you could believe everything you saw or read.
But, so many of you EgoReaders blessedly pointed us in the direction of this Kate Upton bikini camel toe mega toe of the camel reveal from an apparently un-airbrushed number SI accidentally posted to their Swim Daily outpost. It’s hard to believe anybody could have missed this mesmerizing thong cleft on this even more mesmerizing woman. Or even more so, that once seeing it, somebody felt the need not to share its wonderment with the world any longer. But, suffice it to say, the Kate Upton camel toe to end all camel toes is here and in your face. Enjoy.
I’m not sure how Kate Upton goes about topping herself. It seems like a challenge to be just crazy passion inducing and somebody says to you, okay, let’s kick that sextastic up a couple more notches. But Kate was challenged and she responded with, hey, how about I get into some tiny little bits of lace and satin and garters and blow some bubbles for the camera? Um, okay.
Featured in the current edition of The Men Magazine, Kate Upton shows why a couple years now into her top of the ladder blonde bombshell run, she’s really only just getting started. Sure, maybe the acting thing doesn’t ultimately work out for her in her Marilyn Part 2 part, but we need not see Kate in any role besides hardly dressed hottie for us to give her our Golden Palm awards, if you know what I’m saying. I think you do. Bless you, Kate. Enjoy.
Kate Upton doesn’t just wear swimsuits, she fills them with joy. In this faptastic pictorial in Vogue U.K., Kate and her faptastic curves somehow fit into a snug neoprene bikini for some snorkeling time. Well, maybe she really didn’t go snorkeling, but I’m imagining some underwater embraces with Kate that would make the Great White sharks turn red with embarrassment.
Kate Upton just has so much of that special ‘it’ quality, it’s literally busting out of her bikini tops. Kate, please, don’t ever go changing. Enjoy.
Everybody knows the after-party is always so much better than the party itself. I mean, so I’m told by people I know who get invited to such fancy affairs. I didn’t even realize that once you got dressed up super fancy, you had to go get re-dressed for the next stop in your evening, but fashion demands are high, as are our needs to see even slinkier gowns on the hot ladies, so I’m completely down with this phenomenon. Just look what came of it.
Rihanna stepped out in an even lower-back cut dress that revealed half of her gloriously hot thumper, stealing the red carpet with pure asstastic. Olivia Munn was not far behind with her deep cleavage show. And then there was Kate Upton, not such a revealing dress for her, but it certainly show off a lot while seated in the back of her limo, accidentally flashing her panties to the world. Or maybe it was just to me, but I’ll let you look as well. Hey, Kate Upton upskirts are not something you horde, lest you be cast overboard when discovered. It was quite an evening. Enjoy.
Kate Upton, your sweet funbags in a bikini make everything better. Out of a bikini they could probably cure most illnesses that plague this world, save for the ailment of being horny, I suppose seeing Kate Upton topless might just make that worse.
The good folks at Swim Daily, the online magazine for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit hotness, took Kate out on a boat to various sandy shores at shot her behind the scenes of her latest tropical S.I. photoshoot. Kate’s clad in varioud bikinis flashing her hot all over body, and when that’s not enough, she starts holding her own faptastic funbags just to make it clear she’s the luckiest woman on this planet. I feel a bit lucky sharing the experience with her. Though not quite as on-my-knees in thanks as I would to be Kate’s hand-bra for a day. Enjoy.
I don’t know why Kate Upton is touching her own fabulous funbags in this upcoming edition of Vogue Magazine, I’m too busy being thankful for the fact that she just is. Sometimes, it’s best not to question the blessings in life lest they go away.
You can see the full set of Kate Upton bikini Spandex goodies over on WWTDD where I’m sure they have a rather unique perspective on something related to Kate. But, also, hot boobies. Enjoy.