Kate Upton

Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton, and Nicki Minaj Cleavetastic for The Other Woman Premiere

I can't help but feel like The Other Woman has been coming out in theaters for about ten years now. Maybe just because we've been tracking this film and it's boobtastic cast for so long now during production. But it's finally here. Which means red carpet. Which means big cleavage shows for a chick flick about affairs and fooling around and revenge and other things women love that I don't quite understand. But I do totally get Cameron Diaz in a low cut dress, who along with Kate Upton being her bosomy self and a surprise chesty appearance from the funbags of Nicki Minaj, made for one ripe melon filled red carpet in Los Angeles.

Now, whether or not your woman makes you go to see this movie, that's between you and your conscious. Yes, I know, Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz and bikinis and yadda yadda. We've seen all the photos. Do as you must, my wayward son. Just, please, don't explain yourself after the fact. It's in the details where we lose our souls. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Nearly Smothered By Her Own Awesome Bosom in London

I'm not suggesting Kate Upton ditch the supportive undergarments, though if she visited my home that would certainly be my first request. I'm just saying that with all that chestal real estate, she needs to be careful not to asphyxiate herself on the back-end of two enormous yams lifted up into her face by her own brassiere. That nearly happened last night in London where the blonde bombshell took the city by storm. Well, sextastic funbag storm, in a little black number that highlighted her full big white numbers quite nicely.

Though I really am a horrible sharer, I am glad to see that Kate's curvaceous appeals are now extending worldwide, as they ought. Some people will say they don't want the cliche buxom blonde to be representative of American beauty around the globe. I say, I'll bring this up with Kate as we lay together in the morning, still chaffed and weak from the splendor of the evening before. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Bikini Pics Jiggle in The Other Woman

It's almost here. The chance to see Kate Upton live and in motion and in bikini and open tops in The Other Woman. The first top notch HD Kate boobtastic trailer is out and while this is definitely a chick flick, Kate does not disappoint.

Check out the newest crop of Kate Upton bikini photo stills and trailer from The Other Woman on WWTDD. You know, if you happen to like Kate Upton in a bikini. That is all. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Is Pretty Damn Good Looking

I know every now and then somebody has to stand up and tell everybody else that Kate Upton is overrated. It happens to everybody when they reach the pinnacle of the sextastic industry. And while I ever shy away from superlatives and naming the best of anything, if Kate Upton doesn't cause your naughty imagination to run wild, you do need to get your fantasy box checked for malfunction.

Kate Upton works it hard, whether in candid bikinis or at the height of fashion looking all stunning and cleavetastic on the pages of Vogue. I can see why photographers want to work with her so badly. I can also see why the job of towel boy in her entourage has such a long list, for which I'm told there are only twenty-six people ahead of me at the moment.  She's got the goods. Overrated? I suppose anything technically can be too hyped. I'd sure like to see how Kate Upton feels about it all as we share a nekkid cocktail together in the jacuzzi I don't have. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Is Cleavy Hottie in Miami for Something Fashiony

If you've got a town full of models, why not put on a fashion show. I guess Miami felt the same way. And, more importantly, they invited Kate Upton and told her to wear something low-cut. I'm not sure you need to remind Kate Upton to do that. All the same, she did, and the show was an instant success.

Kate Upton doesn't need to do much herself in the way of wardrobe to receive the majority of ogling attention at any event. In fact, no wardrobe at all would earn her 100% of that figure. But she seems obliged to wear clothes in public, sadly, so we settle happily for peeks of her twin peaks bubbling out of her low cut tops. It's a job somebody's got to do. I'm happy it's me. Enjoy.

Who Wants an Xbox One? Check Out the Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards And Be Entered to Win (VIDEO)

Updated to Add: if you enter your email address on the landing page after leaving this site, you are entered in the prize contest even if you don't see the Xbox specifically mentioned. Trust me, it's there. I mean, trust me like I'm Egotastic!, not like when the government says to trust them and you're skrewed.

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This isn't like one Xbox for the entire world. This is one Xbox One for one lucky Egotastic! Reader only. One of my lucky semi-employed bastard viewers is going to take home the Xbox One, courtesy of Mr. Skin and their annual Anatomy Awards, featuring delicate categories such as Best Nip Slip, Best Albino Nudity, and Best Backburger. It's so much better than the Oscars.

It's completely FREE, as in gratis, no purchase necessary, to see all the sextastic photos and clips of every nominated scene live now at Mr. Skin. When you're there, enter to win that Xbox, become the envy of your neighborhood, finally get laid by a girl you don't have to pretend to your friends doesn't have a Facebook account, and be somebody. It all happens now.

Enter to win now. Seriously, NOW. Yes, you might have to look at a bunch of really hot girls with no clothes on, but suffer you must. Enjoy.

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Kate Upton Bikini Pictures Bounce in Zero Gravity in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Just when you thought there were no great bikini posing ideas left, along comes the folks at Sports Illustrated Swimsuit to put the ridiculously bouncy flouncy Kate Upton into zero gravity in space. Well, not exactly space, but a high altitude emptied out transporter taking nose dives to create a zero gravity effect.

If you can get past the obviously associated though neatly hidden effect on the stomach, you have some ridiculously hot photos of Kate Upton in the 50th anniversary edition of the S.I. Swimsuit Edition.

You really must dive into the full Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and check out the likes of Emily Ratajkowski, Nina Agdal, and Chrissy Teigen in their skimpy to non-existence bikinis. I insist. This will be good for you. Enjoy.