Kate Upton

Kate Upton Bikini White Antarctic Hotness in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2013

By Bill Swift | February 11, 2013 @ 3:30 pm

Kate Upton Bikini Pictures Heat Up the Snow in SI Swimsuit 2013

Well, the day, err, night is finally here. Kate Upton was just officially revealed as the cover model for the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition on the Letterman Show and another annual rite of bikini hotness has commenced. A ceremonial event we do anticipate with bated breath and bated other things as some of the hottest women in the world make their way onto the visual annals of SI's vaunted Swimsuit Edition.

Take a look at this sneak peek at Kate Upton in her tiny bikini atop an ice floe in the antarctic where penguins and some other sketchy wildlife appear to be roaming about, entirely oblivious to Kate's massive mammaries about to melt their habitat with sweat. Beyond hot!

You must check out the entire Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit pictorial on SI's Swimsuit 2013 homepage. You will not be disappointed, though you may experience some chafing. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Earns the Cover Spot on Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2013

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Kate Upton The Cover of SI Swimsuit?

By Bill Swift | February 8, 2013 @ 11:25 pm

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According to our gossip breaking news buddies at TMZ, Kate Upton has nailed the cover spot on the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition due out Monday evening. Honestly, we were pulling for Nina Agdal, so if this 'leaked' cover image is a ruse on the part of SI, well, we're still hoping. Not that Kate Upton isn't deserving of massive adoration for her massive massives. Either way, well deserved.

TMZ was the site to capture photos of Kate shooting in the Antarctic at the end of last year, in preparation for the SI magazine spread, so, we must give them some credence on this all-important, life or death matter.

Either way, we'll have the actual actual cover shot for you on Monday late afternoon once the official announcement is made during the traditional David Letterman Show taping. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Pimping Shoes With B/W Hotness

By Bill Swift | January 29, 2013 @ 10:35 am

Kate Upton in Sam Edelman Summer Campaign 2013

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I really don't get women's shoes advertising. And this comes from a dude who once spent several months jamming size eight women's dogs into size seven shoes in the name of vanity and sales commissions. With men's shoes, they show you a picture of the shoe, you like it or you don't. With women's shoes, you have to have the whole outfit, the scenery, the ambience. It's not just a shoe, it's a major life and lifestyle decision. Like moving to Cleveland. Or changing genders. It's just a shoe.

Having said that, with Kate Upton on your tab for modeling, you sure as hell better show more than just feet (not that we couldn't spend a few happy hours perusing the blonde bombshell's perfect pedals) as the good folks at Sam Edelman footwear have figured out in this brief, but must-see promotional photo set of Kate Upton in black and white.

Yet another sextastic look from the girl we'd like to someday call our FWB. Enjoy.

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Kate Upton Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Teaser — Wicked Hot or Waste of a Blonde Bombshell? (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | January 23, 2013 @ 8:55 am

Did Mercedes Drive Away With a Kate Upton Victory?

We always say Kate Upton anything is just stellar sextastic, and that remains the truth. But the newly released Mercedes-Benz CLA teaser commercial for their bigger Super Bowl advertising campaign is causing some controversy. Not because Kate Upton is too racy in the commercial dubbed as 'See Kate Wash the New CLA in Slow Motion', but because some fans are saying that the little joke in the commercial, and the depiction of Kate herself, just isn't worthy of her feminine curves and inherent allure.

But, as always, you take a look and decide for yourself -- Too Racy or Too Tame in the Kate Upton visuals department?

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Kate Upton Simple Sextastic Stunning in Elle Magazine

By Bill Swift | January 8, 2013 @ 11:11 am

Kate Upton Stunning in Elle France January 2013

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You know we like a girl, I mean, really really like a girl when we start posting her on our little web venture wearing clothes. And we really really do like Kate Upton, who albeit way over-dressed, still manages to drop a big bust-load of sextastic in this month's Elle magazine. That's a thing that very few women even in Hottieville can pull off, but Kate does it with passion inducement to spare.

Now, let's not panic. There's no chance of a growing trend of fully-dressed celebrities appearing herein, but with Kate Upton, the imagination tools barely need to be fired up to get a full mind-blowing visual of the blonde bombshell slipping coyly out of these sweaters and tops. Enjoy.

KATE UPTON ANYTHING RINGS OUT PROVERBIAL BELL

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Kate Upton Mega-Boobtastic in V-Magazine (Almost Ruined By Topless Dude in Photos)

By Bill Swift | January 6, 2013 @ 11:31 pm

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Oh, man, we are the first to say that women's and fashion stylish magazines aren't just for women anymore, and sometimes present the finest in the visual contributions of some of the most delicious celebrities on the planet. And, this is true. But the good folks at V magazine almost ruined a stunningly boobtastic pictorial of blonde bombshell Kate Upton by including some topless dude in almost all of her photos. We simply won't go there. It goes against our Mission Statement (at least, the one that exists in our minds somewhere from a few years and many many cocktails ago).

Nevertheless, there were two dude-less photos of Kate Upton from this month's V magazine pictorial that we just had to share with you. Because you love Kate Upton and you love her big bosomy funbags even more so. Yes, I know you. And, yes, you do. So check her out and if you want to check out the pictures of her with douchy arty topless dude, go ahead and Google the interwebs or whatever it is you crazy kids do these days. Enjoy.

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Kate Upton Bikini Pictures Melt the Antarctic; You Really Must See These

By Bill Swift | December 18, 2012 @ 1:45 pm

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I'm not exactly sure how SI convinced super boobtastic blonde bombshell Kate Upton to strip down to her bikini skivvies along the Antarctic for a freezing cold photoshoot, and, I don't care. I just care that she said, 'Yes'.

Our friends at TMZ have exclusive pictures of Kate Upton bikini pictures at 35-Degrees Below Zero; you'd be an ice-blockhead if you did not check these out. Enjoy.