Kate Upton Models A New Line Of Super Busty Lingerie

Kate Upton’s curves are more amazing to look at than watching someone draw a perfect circle freehand. Each and every last one of her circumferences from head to toe are absolutely stunning. She should consider teaching a class. It would be called “how to be great like Kate.” She could show other women how to properly put on lingerie and look damn good in it like her. There’s no way that her perfect poses in sheer bra and panties didn’t take years of practice. What I see when I look at her is an expert. She stands correctly with just the right amount of leg stuck out and a smile that’s more infectious than the common cold. I often catch myself grinning from ear to ear after looking at Kate. It was like she was born to wear seductive sleep time outfits.

I wonder if Kate is an easy woman to talk to. Life must be hard when you’re that hot. Everyone stares and gives you compliments all day, it must get exhausting after awhile. I wish I could let her know that I’d be the perfect person to vent to. I would keep all my compliments saved until the end of the day. Then I would write them down instead of telling her. I’d probably have a novel’s worth of nice things to say about her but at least she can experience them on her own time instead of them constantly being forced on such a beautiful woman over the course of an entire day.

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