Thanks to what appears to be an advance preview of some wicked hot photos in V-magazine, we have a rather stunning look at some very naughty posing from our hottie pop diva, Rihanna, and a somewhat unlikely cohort in Kate Moss, the two of them barely clad and lying about on top of each other, or ordering each other on all fours, and just generally making a mess of things (well, technically, we’re the ones making the mess, but it’s their fault!)
This was a rather unexpected visual treat today. Those really are the best kind. Enjoy.
In the December issue of Vanity Fair magazine, Kate Moss talks about how she cried and vomited the first time she posed topless at the age of 16 for The Face magazine (no, we can’t show you those photos) and got even sicker straddling a topless Marky Mark for a Calvin Klein ad a couple years later. Hmm, I can see the latter causing some upchuckery.
Thankfully, Kate celebrates her entire young career rough times callback with a new set of topless photos of the now 38-year old supermodel, complete with her famous small nipples and her ability to play the role of characters in her shoots, in this case, the character of MILF we’d like to cover in honey and slowly lick clean.
Hey, we all got our skeletons in the closet to battle. Enjoy.
P.S. Be sure to read the entire Kate Moss recalls teen demons article at Vanity Fair.
Oh, sure, we’ve had our fun making fun of the celebrity wildcat habits of Kate Moss over the years, the drugs, the boozing, the drugs with boozing mixed together, and the like, but at the end of the day, they don’t just hand out the supermodel title without some accomplishment, and even now at 38 and a few years of the party life under her belt, not to mention a kid, Kate Moss is still pretty effin’ hot.
In her new pictorial in this month’s Jalouse magazine, Kate provides a simple, sane, but direct reminder that the girl dolls up quite nicely, and I’d still trade my left nut, err, your left nut, for the chance to use the right somewhere in Kate’s general vicinity. I know, this is a heartfelt admission. Enjoy.
I feel at this point like we could composite an entire nekkid body shot of supermodel Kate Moss merely by extracting all her various flashes and slips and wardrobe malfunctions from over the past few years. The MILFy model is certainly not super compulsive about making sure she covers up her body parts, as evidenced in her latest nipple slips on the beach in Ibiza, where I wish I were right now, not the least of which is for the celebrity skin viewing opportunities.
We have often ridden Kate a bit (figuratively speaking, not as we wish we could) about some personal indiscretions and lifestyle choices (read as: continued drunken stumblings out of clubs at 4am), but we always must give it up to any and all good looking celebrities who don’t take their covering up with clothing too seriously. They do help make the Egotastic! world go round. Enjoy.
Really do need to get that yacht, so I can someday be parked off the shores of St. Tropez and change my voicemail message to, ‘Sorry, you can’t reach me now, I’ve got topless sunbathing supermodels on the deck of my 47-footer’.
Such is the life of whoever was hosting Kate Moss and her topless sun-bent wonderments on the bow of their vessel this weekend, as the MILFy model wasted no time in letting her udders say hello to the warm rays of Mother Sun. The veteran supermodel who made heroin chic super chic by snorting blow still has a few tricks up her sleeve when it comes to garnering attention from paparazzi with long range lenses, and whipping off her top is first among them. Really, that’s the only trick we really ask of our favorite celebrities. Enjoy.