These Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures are going straight up on my Wall of Sexy Bomb Fame. Seriously, what deal did this smoking hot actress make with the devil to be sextastic forever? Nobody's mom should look this hot. It's unnatural really. So wrong. Yet, oh, so right. Kate Beckinsale MILF awesomeness makes me want to attend PTA meetings with her and volunteer to clean her chalkboards. That butt, those boobs... I almost can't look. But you must. Enjoy.
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Oh, sure, everybody throws the term MILF around to describe each and every hot celebrity mom. But I'm not about the talk. I'm about the walk. I want Kate Beckinsale to adopt me and actually be my mom. She'd make me bologna sandwiches; I'd skin my knee and she'd kiss it to make it better; she'd say, 'Son, mommy needs some new pre-ripped short shorts to show off her amazing body, won't you be a dear and help out' and I'd make like the Flash and jet off into her drawers to find a pair. Oh, how she'd dote on me. Other boys would tease me about how hot my mom was, and I'd pretend to be angry, but know they're right. I'd just smile, thinking of my sexy mom. Kate Beckinsale.
I don't really drink, but after seeing Kate Beckinsale in these new Absolut Vodka ads, I think I might just have to start. And if drinking doesn't help me to get Kate Beckinsale, then at the very least it would help make the ugly girl at the end of the bar look a little more like Kate Beckinsale. Of course, nothing compares to Kate Beckinsale in a sparkly gold chainmaille bikini. Also bringing the cuteness in this Absolut-ly amazing ad campaign is a 60s Sci-Fi Zooey Deschanel. It's really an either or, but if I really had to choose, it's Kate all the way.
Last week it was revealed that Kate Beckinsale was named the Sexiest Woman in the World by Esquire, and it would be pretty hard to disagree. And now that we have the official photo spread, well, nothing has changed, really. She's still ridiculously sexy. Of course, the fact that these photos are actually stills from the video kind of makes this post redundant, but I promised I'd post them so here they are.
According to Esquire magazine, Kate Beckinsale is the sexiest woman alive. Sure. Yes. Definitely. You won't get any argument from me. And just in case you had any doubts, you'll want to check out each and every one of the pictures below from Kate "sexiest woman alive" video. Now we just have to wait until we get the full magazine photoshoot. Enjoy.
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Kate Beckinsale Bends Over, I Nearly Keel Over
Just when you think Kate Beckinsale looks amazing, as she does, in her stretch pants and white tank top, cause, yep, she does, she goes and bends over to pick up an imaginary pencil and provides what can only be described as the world's greatest encore for the world's hottest MILF. I almost never use the "est", you know that. But these Kate Beckinsale butt pictures seal the back door deal. She is the official queen of Hottie Mom Hill. Long may she reign. Enjoy.
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