Jodie Marsh

Humpday Huzzah! Jodie Marsh Topless for Midweek Magical Mountaintops

 
By Bill Swift | April 24, 2013 @ 1:25 pm
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 Jodie Marsh Shines in a Topless Photoshoot
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Well, you may not be a fan of her reality show, or her various bodily and hair transformations, but I'll say this about Jodie Marsh, I always look. I do, and especially so on this midpoint of our weekly journey through time and the spaces in betwixt funbags.

In these monumental visual odes to the body faptastic, Jodie Marsh puts on an exhibitionist show of the highest order, well, our highest order here at Egotastic. Teasy, showy, happy happy melon times. We're not hard to please, we just insist on it round the clock. Huzzah!

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Jodie Marsh Topless Red Headed Outtakes For Powerhouse Body Worshippers

 
By Bill Swift | January 8, 2013 @ 7:49 am
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 Jodie Marsh Topless Outtakes in Zoo Magazine December 2012
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Jodie Marsh always looks like she's just been sucking on a sardine of some sort, perhaps brined in oil, not sure, but something that has her looking like the cat that just swallowed the canary, head first.

Featured in these rather colorful, globe-glorious chest puppy revealing topless set of outtakes from her recent Zoo magazine photoshoot, Jodie Marsh proves once again that you can lust her or hate her, but you're probably not able to stop looking at her. The power of her big-all-over-curvy-form is like a Death Star tractor beam. Don't fight it. Ride it. And blow that mofo to smithereens. Enjoy.

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Jodie Marsh Stripety Bikinis Pictures Might Be Revealing Too Much; Hide The Children!

By Bill Swift | December 27, 2012 @ 12:24 pm
Jodie Marsh Boobtastic Striped Bikini in Barbados
Jodie Marsh Boobtastic Striped Bikini in Barbados
Jodie Marsh Boobtastic Striped Bikini in Barbados
Jodie Marsh Boobtastic Striped Bikini in Barbados
Jodie Marsh Boobtastic Striped Bikini in Barbados
Jodie Marsh Boobtastic Striped Bikini in Barbados
Jodie Marsh Boobtastic Striped Bikini in Barbados
Jodie Marsh Boobtastic Striped Bikini in Barbados
Jodie Marsh Boobtastic Striped Bikini in Barbados
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Jodie Marsh is making the most of the Barbados sun on her holiday time vacation to the islands; there's not much of her tatted skin she's not revealing to Mother Sol for a little browning on her already bronzed-from-bodybuilding-competition body.

Now, we're not exactly sure what to make of Jodie Marsh, or what may or may not be falling out of her bikini top, but many of you guys seem to be big fans of the big bodied Jodie, on full and 360 pinkish red topped display in the Caribbean. Like a beacon of body, with a hat and bow tie. Enjoy.

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Jodie Marsh Santa Bikini Pictures Capture the Busty Bodybuilder in Barbados

By Bill Swift | December 26, 2012 @ 12:38 pm
Jodie Marsh Santa Bikini Vacation
Jodie Marsh Santa Bikini Vacation
Jodie Marsh Santa Bikini Vacation
Jodie Marsh Santa Bikini Vacation
Jodie Marsh Santa Bikini Vacation
Jodie Marsh Santa Bikini Vacation
Jodie Marsh Santa Bikini Vacation
Jodie Marsh Santa Bikini Vacation
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We haven't seen Britty glamour model turned bodybuilder turned reality vixen turned attention seeking boobtastic tatted up freaky kind of show Jodie Marsh in some time. I remember her doing a bunch of publicity stunts, and a bunch of glamour model shoots, and getting ripped to the nines on some kind of workout program reminiscent of Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds, but not seen her much at least in the venues we routinely inspect and ogle.

But, now, the hard to miss model is on the beach in the celebrity packed Barbados in a distinctively Christmas themed undersized bikini, flashing her big wares and her extensively long-texted tattoos and generally becoming a very hard not to leer at female object on the Caribbean beach. We'd look. I suppose that's not a super high standard, but it's our standard nonetheless. Enjoy.

WE'VE SEEN JODIE'S CLASS ACT BEFORE BACK IN THE BLONDE DAYS
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Jodie Marsh Is Fucking Classy

By phil | August 28, 2008 @ 1:42 am
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It's the nipple tape that makes all the difference. Without it, Jodie Marsh would just be some fake-breasted skank who doesn't understand the concept of a shirt. But that's not the case here. No, she's keeping things prim and proper thanks to about four square inches of double-sided tape.

I think I caught an STD just looking at these pictures. Anyways, lots more slutty pictures of Jodie Marsh after the jump.

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Jodie Marsh is Topless and Looking for a Man

By phil | May 17, 2007 @ 1:39 am
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Yeah, so the explanation for why Jodie Marsh is topless, standing on a giant fake wedding cake is actually pretty simple. You see, she really, really wants to get married. Either that or she's desperate for publicity. But seeing as she has a new reality show on MTV in the UK, I'd say it's a bit of column A, a bit of column B.

In what is sure to result in a three month marriage at the very most, the busty British "babe" is on the hunt for a new husband, and will be auditioning suitors, American Idol style. But here's the best part, her show is called "Totally Jodie Marsh: Who Will Take Her Up the Aisle?" Though I'm pretty sure they meant to call it "Who Will Take Her Up the Ass?" Or maybe they're saving that title for the inevitable porno spin off she does after she's lost what little self respect she has left.

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