Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Bikini Picture Hot Bodied Weekend Madness from Down Mexico Way

Jessica Alba, how you do giveth and I taketh away from that so greedily. The uber-sextastic MILFtastic took a family vacation down Mexico way to explore the warm waters down South and soak in a little sun in her multiple bikinis on her still so epically hot body, including her little white and black number (above) and her snorkeling white and blue hotness:

Jessica may be the conservative PTA business mom these days, and the scarves often cover her entire female form, but there's no containing the sextastic for any extended period of time. It's a natural nuclear type reaction with pressure that needs to be released from time to time with hot outfits and little showy bikinis clinging to her sweet boobtastic and mommy cheeks. And thank goodness for that. These little bikini shows keep the Alba fires burning well into the libido for time everlasting. Enjoy.

Karolina Kurkova Bare Bottom, Kelly Brook Big Bosom, and Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Signal a Strong Week of Sextastic Ahead

Maybe it's just being in the heart of summer, maybe it's winning some cash on Germany taking the World Cup, but I'm feeling very optimistic for this coming week in the particular area of sextastic celebrity. Just look what happened over the weekend and you'll see the basis for my optimism. Karolina Kurkova had her skirt blown up in Italy and she was either wearing a G-string or nothing at all, Kelly Brook smooshed her boobs up so fluffy there's no way any guys got any real work in at her gym, and Jessica Alba decided it was time for a bikini vacation down Mexico way and, well, you'll see much more of that a little later today.

I'm a glass is half full kind of guy. With so many hot women showing so much skin these days, if you're glass is half-empty, you're just not opening your eyes wide enough to the wonderful wide world of ridiculously alluring women. Make this your best week of ogling ever. You're extremities will thank you later. Enjoy the week ahead.

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Highlight a 4th of July Weekend of Veteran Hotness

Oh, talk about firecrackers in your pants. It's the relatively rare sighting these days of Jessica Alba in a bikini top prancing about Malibu beach for the holiday weekend. Okay, so maybe she's just prancing in my mind, being that she's now a very restrained and mommy business woman, but Jessica Alba shall be forever prancing in my mind. That body. Oh, that body. That's more than all the cherry bombs and M-80's blowing up the watermelons of my libido.

Just one of the all-time best flying her boobtastic flags for Independence Day greatness. I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate our nation's birthday than Jessica Alba bikini goodies on the sunny beach. Well, watching her put on her bikini might be nice, but I don't like to get greedy with birthday presents. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Cleavetastic Summer Hot for GQ

It is the briefest of pictorials, but it is so ever uber-Alba hot. Jessica Alba, sextastic mommy and former thespianic, donned a very low cut swimsuit in support of GQ UK kicking off the official summer season. I'm not exactly sure from whence these photos came, I only know I want to print them out and kiss them all over, to really get into summer.

Jessica Alba has been so alluring for so many fine female form years now it's easy to almost take her for granted. And, yes, she's gone super duper conservative since launching her business and getting into family mode. But the sextastic can not be stopped, you can only hope to contain. And on certain occasions like today, it busts out of its cage and yes, I'm Jessica Alba, I'm so damn amazing looking, check me out! And, indeed, how can you not. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Nipple Pokes Because She’s Damn Glad to Meet You

Now that Jessica Alba has fully immersed herself in motherhood and the business she launched related therein, you simply won't find her showing off much in public anymore. Not that she was exactly an exhibitionist before, but now she's got a couple million moms trusting her mommy opinion on products and services and she has to be a little more stately in her appearance. I know, I cried too when I first realized this new status quo for Jessica.

Nevertheless, you can run, but you can't hide the headlights just dying to be noticed for the paparazzi cameras on a big trip to New York. It's not the least bit cold in the Big Apple so I'm going to assume Jessica's nipples were just excited to be out on the town, in the big city, reaching toward the Empire State building and other altitude attractions with zeal and fervor. Jessica may never let them out to play in public, but out they will come nonetheless. Free the nipple -- or they shall free themselves! Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Just Extremely Good Looking at Designing Women Red Carpet

Jessica Alba never doesn't look super amazing. I say that completely objectively and free of any emotion save for pure lust. What was once a young hot thespianic and model has grown into a 30-something crazy sextastic MILF. If only Jessica could have turned naughtier rather than PTA mommy. Nevertheless, we can use our imaginations to fill in the disparity. Hot PTA moms!

Jessica opened oglers eyes on the red carpet at the Designing Women awards in New York. I'm not exactly sure what this award show is. Maybe it has something to do with that old sitcom. Any excuse to get Jessica decked out and strutting her stuff. Not as showy as in the past perhaps, but every bit as desirable. I'm looking at my desire meter right now, scores still off the charts. Jessica Alba, marry me next! Enjoy.

Jessica Alba, Emily Ratajkowski, Chrissy Teigen and Many More Hotties Line Up for the Spike Guys Choice Awards

It's actually the Spike TV Guy's Choice Awards, though Viacom corporate might also get a few votes. They pay for the lights and the cocktail wieners. And they also gather up their publicity resources to make sure a huge gaggle of A-list hotties may their way to the annual awards ceremony in L.A. Uber-sextastics like Emily Ratajkowski, Chrissy Teigen, Olivia Munn, Nina Agdal, Jessica Alba, Laura Vandervoort, Elle Evans, and Lily Aldridge, just to name my top of the list hotties at the event over the weekend.

I must admit I don't watch a lot of Spike TV, but I admire any media effort with the sole intention of making guys happy. We deserve a little happiness for all the good things we do daily that go unnoticed no matter how much we piss and moan about not being respected. Lining up a parade of crazy hot ladies is something we can sink our teeth into. Oh, that that were literal. Enjoy.