Jessica Alba

READER FINDS: Michelle Monaghan Topless, Kate Upton Bikini Bouncy, Shailene Woodley Topless and Much Much More…

 
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As I stare into the large regal purple velvet pouch that contains our Reader Finds contributions for the week, I’m thinking about how explorers like Lewis and Clark must have felt when they first laid eyes upon the Pacific Ocean. If they did. I can’t remember, they saw something I know. Each week for me is like a grand discovery, rising over the hillside to the sight of some glorious celebrity skin that will blow my freaking mind and also happens to smell a little briny. I love this moment each week.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Jessica Alba wicked hot and sextastic on the big screen (thank you kindly to EgoReader ‘Ian’), Alyssa Arce censored and uncensored topless peeks (kudos to generous ‘Andy’), Charlotte McKinney so damn hot and covered topless (blonde goodies courtesy of ‘Stan the Man’), Severina Vuckovic from what I’m told is a controversial sex tape (smoking hot mamas provided by ‘Denny’), Cora Keegan udderly nekkid and fine (loves me some Cora, thanks ‘Doc’), Katy Perry cleavetastic delights (cockteasery via ‘Angelo’), Catherine Bell in her hotness prime (delightful and lovelies from ‘Steven H.’), Juliana Schalch topless on the Latin TV screen (ay carambas delivered by ‘Amy Louise’), Jelena Rakocevic topless in her skinematic turn (international yams packed by ‘Peter’), Elizabeth Berridge classic topless silver screens (funbags funded by ‘Owen’), Audrey Tatou delightfully topless in some Frenchie flick (she really is a blessing, thanks to ‘Doug G.’), Lindsay Lohan from her might much finer days in GQ (oh, the former sextastic that was Lilo, thanks ‘Timothy’), Kim Kardashian cleavy madness in Details (one of her finest works ever dropped off by ‘Matty’), Emily Browning quite nekkid like in Sleeping Beauty (who can sleep with so many ta’s, thanks ‘Deeter’), Shailene Woodley further topless shots from her new indie (cups of joy via ‘Darren’), Rose Leslie bikini and lingerie fun time (a Rose by any other name, mixed in by ‘Barry D.’), Michelle Monaghan topless in her recent film venture (especially nice puppies provided by ‘Yaz’), another peek at Kim Kardashian, this time in lingerie (keeping up with the ta’s thanks to ‘Saunders’), Kate Upton antarctic bikini outtakes (floppy icy cold Upton tubes from ‘Gary’), Tara Buckman topless and then some (ooh la la’s gifted by ‘Gina’), Nishi Munshi from her Californication reveals (oh, memories of mammaries by ‘Frank’), and last, but not least, topless model hottie Eniko Mihalik who always keeps it classy (as does contributor ‘Les’). It’s a ton, but you can do this, I know you can. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Hotness, Eva Green Sideboob, Rosario Dawson Cleavage Highlight the Sin City 2 Premiere

Anything Alba. You know my motto. It doesn’t hurt when Jessica Alba brings along many of her hot friends like Eva Green, Rosario Dawson, and Nicky Whelan to walk the red carpet of the Sin City 2 premiere in Los Angeles.

This film is already a no-brainer on my must-see list, being both a fan of the first film in the series and, yes, the hot ladies. All of them looked so very good last night, especially Jessica Alba who forever puts sin in my jeans. That’s a figure of speech, Though the day it becomes literally, I will report back with photos and diagrams and third-party authentication. Jessica moves me just about like no other. Her seamless transition from hot mommy to wicked hot glamorous star to the shower, where she forever resides in my dreams. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Makes Everything Hot, Even Baseball (VIDEO)

Since we ended last week with an explosion of confusing, if not tingling, feelings whilst peeking Jessica Alba as the lady flashing her panties above the subway grate, why not start this week off by ogling Jessica Alba as the perfect sports girl, so damn hot just trying to throw out the first pitch at the Dodgers Game on Sunday.

Now, there’s a good chance you’re not a Dodgers fan, but the entire world is pretty much a fan of anything Alba, especially these days with hot mommy showing off her lacy underthings. Jessica Alba can move the world with a smile. With a nekkid smile, she could probably destroy worlds. It’d be worth it. Enjoy.







Jessica Alba Upskirt and Manhattan Lacy Panties Flash Is Marilyn But Better!

Sure, nobody may ever match Marilyn Monroe and her iconographic power to allure and give smiles to men. But her subway grate flowing skirt didn’t show nearly as much as the blessedly impromptu gust of subterranean vortex that blasted Jessica Alba in her billowing skirt right into one epic panties flash to the general public. I mean, wow, damn, hot damn, and sweet potatoes. Just like that perhaps our clearest view ever of Jessica and her uber-sextastic in lacy panties.

If you were in lust with Jessica Alba before, now consider it super lust. If it already was super lust, just call it the perfect storm of passion. And you were already at perfect storm of passion, well, just lay down the plastic sheeting before viewing these pictures. Especially if you have carpet. So hot! Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Booty in the Big Apple Gives Me Elations

I think elations is a word. I’m certainly feeling spirited since eye-spying the backside of Jessica Alba, not to mention her rather alluring frontside, making her way frantically around New York City these past couple of days promoting Sin City 2. I know Jessica happens to hate this type of publicity duty, but she also knows her wicked hot body is a big part of what is going to sell the movie. So even though she’s not outfitting herself like a mom and a corporate CEO, she still has the lingering thoughts of throwing something out there for the ogling gentlemen such as ourselves. Hence, a nice form fitting skirt and a few reaches back into her limo for some hot mommy booty views.

Jessica has been telling all the media outlets how happy she is now, confident as a more mature woman with her identity as a sex symbol. She’s very clear to explain it’s just a role she plays. As if that makes a difference to the dreamers. We’re all about roles. If only she knew what a bad boy I’ve been. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba in Maxim, Jessica Alba in Sin City, Decisions Decisions (VIDEO)

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Oh, MILFtastic Mama!

It struck me this weekend that we live in such wonderful times. Not only do we have a tremendous crop of new and up and coming hotties, but just when you think you’ve perhaps lost one of the big names in sextastic, blammo, here comes Jessica Alba again with two fists full of MILFtastic to destroy any hope you had of winning ‘the contest’ this month.

Above you can see Jessica behind the scenes of her new Maxim photoshoot. So very hot. Okay, it is E! Channel, and they are now officially stealing my lingo, I think that speaks poorly of all of us, but there is Jessica Alba all sultry on the beach, you really must see.

And, of course, the very long awaited Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For, is almost done awaiting for. In the very least, peak your interest with a peek at Jessica Alba chock full of showing off graphic novel style in the extended grown up person trailer. It really looks ever so good. And Jessica, well, she needs no introduction. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Wins Comic-Con Hottest Looker (She Wins Hottest Looker Everywhere)

The uber-sextastic Jessica Alba made her way down to Comic-Con with the entire rest of Hollywood to pimp her latest project for the day. That being Sin City 2: A Dame to Die For on one of the conventions many panels where the nerds sweat feverishly in the audience while the panel takes some patsy questions that lets them pimp the shizz out of their movie and then get home before they stink of Old Spice and cheese on a stick.

Naturally, Jessica manages to look crazy lust inducing without going full bore show off like many of the costumed ladies at the same event. When in Rome, act like an aristocrat and you will stand out. And Jessica and her bare midriff and hot looks definitely make an impression. Fortunately no fan boys were injured dropping from the ceiling above her. Or, I should so, nobody cared when they were injured. Jessica, so hot. Do tease. Enjoy.