Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Is a National Treasure (And, By National Treasure, I Mean I Really Want to Have Sex With Her)

If you're not a subscriber to Women's Health magazine, well, it's probably because you're not a woman, or very healthy, or, perhaps because you never imagined how many hot women a woman's health magazine could contain. But, I do. It's my job. I'm a detective.

And therein contains the deliciously hot Jessica Alba, who has shied away from most male attention since restocking her prodigious brood, but who can not hide from being one of the most desirable moms in the world, from a meaningful personality and  intercourse perspective.

Lay down your plastic matting if you will and take a peek behind the quite innocent, but must-see scenes, of Jessica's magazine photoshoot...

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Jessica Alba, Ever MILFtastic, in Women’s Health Magazine

Anything Alba, always hot.

At times, Jessica Alba appears to be stepping out of her mommy and mommy-business woman role and back into the sextastic modeling. But it's fleeting glimpses of her still shining bright amazing looks, then back into her business wear to operate her booming Internet kid friendly products business and stroller time with the offspring.

So, we were more than pleased to see the MILFtastic Jessica Alba featured in this month's Women's Health magazine, showing off a little something something. And while it's not quite Jessica in yoga pants bending over a bouncy-ball (which I am currently imagining), anything Alba, always hot.

Jessica Alba and Jennifer Lopez Strut Their Respective Red Carpet Veteran Hot Bodies Over the Weekend

Two of my personal favorites. A thirty-something and a forty-something strutting their respective stuffs on red carpets. Jessica Alba looking cleavy and decked out for the Producers Guild Awards in Los Angeles; an image of the hot mom reminding us why we so badly want her to swath us in clean diapers and put something pacifying into our open maws.

And, in Vegas, Jennifer Lopez flashes her hot, still award-winning MILFtastic body for the opening of Parker, a combo Sin City and faptastic village upon seeing Jennifer still more than looking squeezable in another form fitting dress. And she pulls it off in fine ogle-worthy fashion. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Drop Dead Gorgeous for InStyle Magazine

Jessica Alba can't ever not look hot, but she looks particularly eye-popping in this Dusan Reljin photoshoot for InStyle magazine, wherein the model and occasional actress and now bank-making mommy businesswoman wears far too many clothes for our purposes, but, doesn't matter, because when you're this sextastic, even a junior level Egotastic! reader can imagine away those nonsensical threads down to the bare goodies

Jessica Alba is one of the few who have made the leap from young hottie to grown up MILFtastic hottie; the few we ogle with extra pride and extra layers of plastic matting on the floor. The greats. Enjoy.

Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lead List of Hotties on the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet

Well, the big leagues of the collective celebrity circle jerk known as Awards Season kicked off this Sunday evening with the 2013 Golden Globe Awards dishing out trophies to people who just had to thank a bunch of producers and agents and the dude who washes their Bentley.

And while we have to give a generally 'tame' rating to the sextastic level at the actual event, when you have such a massive gathering of sweet looking thespianics, you're going to find some serious lovely toy things to leer at one the red carpet, including our very favorites this year, Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Taylor Swift, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Heidi Klum. And a bunch others too, so check out the entire gallery of the girls whose $10K dresses we'd like to rip from their bodies and give them an award of our own. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Bikini Alert! MILFtastic Jessica Flashes Hot Mommy Bikini Body South of the Border

Somebody ought be thanking their lucky stars, or bowing down to their higher power, or just plain smiling their arses off this morning because we've got the rare sighting of the uber-sextastic Jessica Alba hottie mama in a bikini at the celebrity Cabo resort where we keep a team of sharpshooting cameramen in the palm tree line 24x7. But we never expected this.

Sorry be the man who views these photographs discreetly on his tablet today during a boring business meeting, because you might not be able to explain your sudden embarrassment from the natural reaction of seeing Jessica Alba doing a very rare flash of her still incredibly sweet body beneath the Mexican sol. Still wicked hot, one of the formerly most sextastic young women in Tinsel Town, now one of the most sextastic moms of multiple offspring, the amazingly alluring Fertile Myrtle just floats our boat to the point of explosion.

We rarely get to see Jessica showing more than a ten foot long scarf wrapped eighty-five times around her body as if she's preparing for an ancient Egyptian after-life, and, now, this. Oh, blessed days.

Is This Post Just a Cheap Shameless Ploy to Show You Jessica Alba’s Butt?

Why, of course it is. Because we have about as much shame as we do self-control when it comes to bringing you the derrieres of some of our all-time favorite celebrites, uber-sextastics like Jessica Alba who can do no wrong in our eyes, even when overly dressed for our viewing pleasure. Hey, you never know when Jessica might have to bend down to tend to her shoes and provide a clear view of her still MILFtastic bottomside.

Look, Santa gives to those who give to others. And there's no way we're not showing you a little Alba butt this Yuletide season. Enjoy.

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