Egotastic
Well, it happens to everyone, if you're lucky I suppose, veteran blonde bombshell Jenny McCarthy hit the big 4-0 today, but she did not go out of her 30's meekly, firing up her twin jets of chest flesh last night at the Gallery Club in Vegas as the hostess of their Halloween party. Hey, when you're a sextastic celebrity, you don't just celebrate your birthday, you get paid to celebrate it.
For the official record, we must say, Jenny did look mighty fine last night in her mask and skimpy costume. Some would say a muzzle might be an additionally delightful addition to perfecting an evening out with Jenny McCarthy, but I say, then how can I hear her telling me I'm the biggest and the best ever (yes, I live in a dream world, but it's a pretty fucking fun one).
Happy Birthday, Jenny McCarthy. Keep putting that work of body art on display, we'll keep watching.
Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and Heidi Klum Heat Up 2012 American Music Awards Red Carpet
Now, by this time you know how we feel about the Grammys and the American Music Awards and pretty much all other music award shows and their relationship to good music -- zero correlation. Truly. Really. Honestly. And we say that hardly as music snobs, just grown adult males for whom popular music left us long ago, or we left it, either way, we can't stand it any more than a grade schooler can brussel sprouts. It's not natural.
And, yet, there's no denying that the ranks of the pop music world are filled with some of our favorite ladies of the sextastic, some performers, some just omnipresent celebs, all of whom do manage to turn the 2012 American Music Awards into hot-watchable television tonight.
Included in our list of girls who gave us happy wood tonight on the red carpet are Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Heidi Klum, Stacy Keibler, Hayden Panettiere, Jenny McCarthy, and Kesha (what? yep, you heard us right, Kesha, she made herself over so much we got all worked up before we realized it was Kesha -- let's call this one misdirected boner). Enjoy.