Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence Strikes a Sextastic Pose in Vanity Fair, We Resolve To Have Tender But Passionate Sex With Jennifer in 2013

By Bill Swift | January 2, 2013 @ 8:43 am

Jennifer Lawrence Shows Cleavage in Vanity Fair February 2013

I know those of you who've been following us for a while know that I, along with approximately 464 million other men, have committed to making sweet saucy love to Jennifer Lawrence, who strikes an amazingly alluring set of poses in the upcoming Vanity Fair magazine, which, while not designed for the hardcore leering types, can not help but show off the sexy side of Jennifer Lawrence, as all her sides are so passion inducing.

In the article in the magazine, Jennifer continues to explain what a simple girl she is, a junk food junkie who prefers the quiet life, which is why we have now amended our personal JLaw fantasy to include popcorn fried chicken from KFC and some sound proofing panels duct taped to our boudoir. There will be screams of ecstasy, mostly from us, and, in fact, we've already started. Jennifer Lawrence, you are one hot young woman. Enjoy.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE SEE-THROUGH TOP OUTSIDE THE MARKET

Jennifer Lawrence See-Through Top at Whole Foods

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Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Pictures Hang Ten for the Boobtastic Bouncy Win!

By Bill Swift | November 26, 2012 @ 12:30 pm

Jennifer Lawrence Surfs in a Blue Bikini in Hawaii

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My, oh, my how simply our world is filled with hope and happiness. We finally got a low-down on the more boobtastic, hot shots of Jennifer Lawrence on her bikini surfing trip in Hawaii for the Thanksgiving holiday, and, well, our short boards are now long boards and we are completely out of wax.

The supremely curvy hot young actress spared no visual expense in taking to the Mighty Pacific in her little blue bikini and hitting the waves with reckless abandon. Jennifer did the same to our jaws, which were dropped the entire time we were checking out her ripe booty, full bikini bosom, and the lucky bastard of a salty body water of an ocean that got to lap up against her in some kind of tidal display of lust.

Jennifer Lawrence makes us want to do naughty things, our list now run 193 points deep. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Tops in Blue During Hawaiian Family Vacation

By Bill Swift | November 23, 2012 @ 6:11 am

Jennifer Lawrence Doubles Down on Blue Bikini Tops in Hawaii

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We do so lust Jennifer Lawrence, and despite the fact that the super hottie young actress did not invite us along on her Hawaiian vacation for Thanksgiving, does not mean we are not going to ogle her strutting about the 50th State beaches in a couple of her favorite blue bikini tops. Cause, you know, we are.

Because we know that Jennifer Lawrence has one delicious rack, despite her attempts to rarely show cleavage of any kind, we know the hounds are ready to be released at a moment's notice. And while these pictures remain in the Lawrence-innocence mode, we know, we hope, and we pray, that we shall soon see bare splendor the likes of which might just implode our brains. At least we'd die happy. Enjoy.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE DOES NOT LIKE TO SHOW SKIN, BUT THAT BODY!

Jennifer Lawrence Shows Her Moves in Workout Gear in Santa Monica

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Jennifer Lawrence May Just Have the Single Best Body in Hollywood (And She Was Flaunting It on Leno)

By Bill Swift | November 21, 2012 @ 10:08 am

Jennifer Lawrence Wears a Short Tight Dress to the Jay Leno Show

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For as little skin as she shows, Jennifer Lawrence might just be the hottest bodied woman in Tinsel Town, depending on your personal preferences, natch, but if they lean toward slender, buxom, booty fine sextastic often in form fitting outfits, then you just might list Jennifer at the top of your list.

When the Hunger Games star came out on The Jay Leno Show the other night, many dudes were staring slackjaw in the audience, and many men watching at home suddenly felt the need to talk sweet to their wives to initiate some marital coupling time. Jennifer Lawrence has one wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am inspiring body. And it was all showing off in that short, tight dress that we're going to ask her to bring along to our eventual motel no-tell rendezvous. Enjoy.

SOMETIMES WE EVEN FORGET TO LINGER ON JENNIFER'S LUSCIOUS LEGS

Jennifer Lawrence Flashing Legs in a Thigh-High Skit in Santa Monica

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We Waited Hours for a Jennifer Lawrence Upskirt That Never Came (But We Still Want Her Badly!)

By Bill Swift | November 19, 2012 @ 11:19 am

Jennifer Lawrence Shows Legs at 'Silver Linings Playbook' Talk at SAG-AFTRA

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I know, you think life is all fun and games here at Egotastic! but we do engage in some very serious, very hard work here, at times, on occasion, once in a while, like twice a month, for a few minutes. And one of those times was this weekend watching Jennifer Lawrence preciously and hotly perched in a shorter skirt on a director's chair at the SAG-AFTRA event following a screening of her new film, Silver Linings Playbook.

We waited and waited and waited but young sextastic Jennifer with some powerful legs and some powerful will never did uncross her legs, never gave us a closer glimpse of her heavenly areas. Alas. We were able to console ourselves with her inherent smoking hotness and dreams of good times to come. And there will be more good times, because sextastic can not be contained forever. Enjoy.

WITH JENNIFER LAWRENCE, YOU NEED TO BE READY TO CATCH THE SKIN SHOTS

Jennifer Lawrence Expose Bra at Beverly Wilshire Hotel

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Jennifer Lawrence Has a Knack For Being Ridiculously Hot Even in Chick Magazines

By Bill Swift | November 15, 2012 @ 8:44 am

Jennifer Lawrence Looks Gorgeous in Elle Magazine December 2012

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We're coming up on the two year anniversary of the time when we first realized that our life would not be complete without some level of intercourse with the supremely hot and talented thespianic, Jennifer Lawrence. And that was just the beginning.

Over the past couple of years, in different looks and styles and blessedly different levels of skin reveals, the secretly buxom often-blonde minx has treated us to some of our often simple, but definitely favorite views in all of Hottieville, with her new pictorial in Elle magazine being no exception. Yes, these photos are intended to stimulate women into buy mode (though we know a few of you Sapphic leaning ladies out there are thinking about purchasing the same level of naughty knocking we guys are when it comes to Jennifer Lawrence), but when it comes to elite levels of hotness, it can not be contained. Enjoy.

EARLY ON WE KNEW JENNIFER LAWRENCE WOULD BE A STAR IN OUR SKY

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Jennifer Lawrence Outtakes To Stimulate Your Imagination, Tickle Your Fancy, and Quite Likely Soil Your Shorts

By Bill Swift | October 9, 2012 @ 2:08 pm

Jennifer Lawrence Looks Smoking Hot in Flare Magazine Outtakes

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Well, you don't have to experience all three of those, but if you happen to be a monster Jennifer Lawrence faptastic fanatic, as many of you are, then these outtakes from her Flare magazine photoshoot over the summer are likely to cause some emotional turmoil in the stupid-passion part of your brain. That's really the only part we have left to be honest.

The blonde young bombshell thespianic shows just enough cleavage, and enough posing attitude, to remind you of all those naughty Jennifer Lawrence dreams you had the night after seeing Hunger Games, at least, we had a few about Jennifer and how to survive in the wild while carrying on our commitment to carrying on the human species. Lust, thy name is Jennifer Lawrence. Enjoy.