Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence And Emma Roberts Look Hot at “X-Men: Days of Future Past” Premiere

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Roberts were their usual hot selves at the New York City premiere of X-Men: Days Of Future Past. Jennifer, who plays everyone’s favorite nekkid blue chick Mystique, wore a body clinging fuzzy dress. The outfit shows off her lovely shoulders and back and accentuates those legendary curves. Emma Roberts was there to support her lucky fiance Evan Peters who plays Quicksilver in the movie. Emma had on a low cut pink dress that showed off some of that famous cleavage. They should cast Emma in the next X-Men movie. Her mutant power can be turning any man who sees her into a quivering bowl of Jell-O. She and Jennifer could square off in the climactic scene in which they battle to see who is the hottest in a giant kiddie pool full of KY Jelly.

I’m available to write the screenplay for this epic. We can call it X-Men: Days Of Future Stiffies or something like that. We can work on the title.

Jennifer Lawrence Wearing Only Body Paint as Mystique in Empire Magazine

If for no other reason, you ought be jazzed about X Men: Days of Future Past for the sight once more of Jennifer Lawrence in her blue bodypaint as Mystique. Now, despite all the screaming headlines, no, you can’t see Jennifer’s fun bits, the precise parts that were I a shapeshifter myself, I’d morph into hourly. But Jennifer remains just about the most fantasy inducing vision in deep blue you may ever see, sneaked peek and all in the latest edition of Empire magazine.

I’m not suggesting that you’d go to a movie just to see Jennifer Lawrence in some tight or revealing outfit. Though I have sat through Two Hunger games and that Bradley Cooper movie just for that reason. But, since we’re all nerds, we’re kind of bound to this X-Men thing regardless. And I’m not going to be having dreams of Wolverine while I’m waiting. Bring on Mystique! Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks So Hot They Almost Make Out on the Red Carpet for Catching Fire L.A. Premiere

Maybe much of that was in my imagination last night, but when Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks both showed up to the L.A. premiere of Hunger Games: Catching Fire looking so incredibly hot, I just figured they were going to start making out on the red carpet. In my mind, all hot women just start swapping spit with one another because they can’t control their Sapphic passions.

Sadly, it did not come to fruition last night at the film premiere, though individually, Jennifer and Elizabeth both struck quite the visually inspiring poses for the paparazzi. I’ve already committed to seeing this film simply on the basis of Jennifer Lawrence in a tight body suit. That’s worth the three dollars I pay my faithful usher Stewart to let me in the back door of the theater. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence Sideboob Expands for Hunger Games Premiere in Paris

Jennifer Lawrence seems to be adding a half inch or so of sideboob with each new Hunger Games inspired gown at various premiere red carpets across European capitals. Her latest skin-show happening outside a theater in Paris, where Jennifer and her fellow cast were set to kick off the second film in the Hunger Game series, Catching Fire.

I’m not sure how good this movie will be, I’m not even sure how much skin Jennifer will show in the film, the first being somewhat underwhelming in that regwrd. But I am quite certain I would follow Jennifer Lawrence to the ends of the earth and back just for the chance to nibble gently on her right ear. So, I’ll be going. And dreaming of her red carpet sideboob and where it might lead. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence Sideboob Sextastic at Rome Press Conference for Hunger Games Catching Fire

Jennifer Lawrence isn’t exactly  a showoff when it comes to her rather showoff worth buxom body. Which is why it’s always a treat when the hot blonde thespianic delivers a little taste of the top shelf goods as she did last night in Rome at a photocall for Hunger Games: Catching Fire, soon to be out in theaters. Sideboob. Glorious sideboob. A glimpse of the full heaven laying beneath the top of Jennifer Lawrence.

Jennifer has been lauded much of late for her charming and caring personality, all very much deserved. Not to mention her acting talent. Also well deserved. But now we have come to the time in our relationship when it’s time to get to second base, if you will. Jennifer, it’s time to reveal your sweet treats and own us forever. Enjoy

I Can Almost Kinda Sorta See Jennifer Lawrence Boobs in Harper’s Bazaar

Jenny, Jenny, you’re the girl for me
You don’t know me but you make me so happy

So, maybe my imagination is disturbed, but I’m pretty sure I see something something in this otherwise fashiony innocent photo of gloriously bodacious Jennifer Lawrence in the current edition of Harper’s Bazaar U.K.  Granted, print magazines these days put so much post-production work into their photos, you rarely even need the subject matter to pose any longer. Still, call it hope, or wishful thinking, or just the desperate rantings of a crazy horny man, but I spy with my little eye something big and round and fun and its belongs to Jennifer. You may conduct your own investigation at length. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence, Nina Dobrev, and Adrianne Curry Highlight the Hotness at Comic-Con

I don’t know, maybe the convention is getting older or maybe I’m getting older, or both. But it sure seems like we used to have much more skin at past Comic-Con events. Still, where else are you going to get to hang out with a few hundred thousand of your closest geek friends all trying to touch any humanoid life form with boobs? That’s a thing right there and an experience you really must experience at least once in your life.

And, of course, the weekend turned week long event was not without some juicy celebrity sightings, including Jennifer Lawrence who arrived on scene in a tight white dress to pimp Hunger Games, Nina Dobrev was also quite alluring promoting her own show, and then a little Mortal Kombat cosplay something something from Adrianne Curry who was there to promote her sweet melons. Yes, there were definitely some sights in San Diego. The ratios however were somewhere between sausage fest and all-boys school locker room. You really do have to go for the pure fanboy pageantry. Enjoy.