Eva Amurri in a Bikini!

Eva Amurri, the daughter of Susan Sarandon, who's breasts you may recognize from Californication, which I think was her only acting role back when she identified as an actress, which I guess is better than her identifying as a man.

I had hope for her because I watched Californication at the time and she did alright, sure I watched it on mute and I only watched the nude clips from her sex scenes.

It was surprising when she bowed out basically right when she started acting to start her family, which is now a family of four, excluding the husband she quit acting to marry. They've been divorced or are getting a divorce!

This is what I call Divorcee revenge, because in any divorce, whether the wife cheated or the husband cheated or whether cheating had nothing to do with ANYTHING, the freedom of being single brings ample opportunity to prove you are still hot, especially on social media!

For the record, 3 kids later, she's still hot!