Jennifer Garner

Blake Lively, Jennifer Garner, and Rebecca Hall Premiere Pictures Form a Town of Hotness

By Jon | September 14, 2010 @ 7:03 am
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I'd like to make a movie just so I can have a premiere and invite all the hot actresses from my movie to get all decked out and stride down my carpet. Look at this lineup for the premiere of The Town: my boobs and leg goddess, Blake Lively, Jennifer Garner, out of her mom jeans for a night and into a slinky thing to flatter her still amazing body, and, Rebecca Hall, so British, so hot, who I've lusted since The Prestige. Would my movie be any good? Well, let me give you a hint, it's in 3-D and it's tentatively named, Hot Celebrity Babes With Ridiculous Bodies. Yeah, you'd come see it. Enjoy.

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With Jennifer Garner Cleavage Pictures, It’s Catch as Catch Can

By Bill Swift | July 6, 2010 @ 8:54 am
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Jennifer Garner used to be hot. I think she still is. But this mom jeans and oversized sweatshirt nonsense has got to stop. It makes me sad thinking about how sexy and shapely her actually body is under her suburban burqa. So, when we get shots of any skin on Jennifer Garner, my heart goes a flutter. Like these Jennifer Garner cleavage pictures from the 4th of July. Are they much? No. But on the Garner-Scale, they still rate a 'whoa, look which P.T.A. mom is flashing some boobage'. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Garner Makes Plumbers Butt Sexy Again

By Bill Swift | June 28, 2010 @ 10:11 am
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I love the word, 'commando', especially the definition that leads to Jennifer Garner bare ass crack photos. Look, I'm not suggesting that moms on the playground should ditch their panties and bend over in low-waist jeans, you know, just the hot moms. Maternal responsibilities have quieted Jennifer Garner on the sexy celebrity scene, it's nice to see her make a comeback the old-fashioned way: flashing crack. She's still got it. Go, Jen, Go.

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80th Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

By phil | February 25, 2008 @ 3:55 am
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It's Oscar time again, and that means tons and tons of pictures from this year's 80th Academy Awards. If you didn't watch the show, you didn't miss too much, though this time around was quite a bit more bearable than years past. If only because they only ran about 15 minutes long, instead of an extra hour or two like usual.

But getting down to business, it's all about the Oscar fashions, and those sexy dresses. Things were kept fairly conservative this year, but some of my favourites were Amy Adams, Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz, Diane Lane, Ellen Page, Heidi Klum, Hilary Swank, Jessica Alba (looking pretty damn good for a pregnant girl), Katherine Heigl, and my personal favourite of the night, the absolutely perfect Keri Russell.

Of course, their were lots more ladies on the red carpet, and you can find them all after the jump, with nearly 200 pictures.

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Jennifer Garner Bikini Pictures

By phil | July 6, 2007 @ 2:40 am
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Well, well. It's been a long time since we've seen Jennifer Garner round these parts, but since it is Bikini Week here on Egotastic!, and since Jennifer Garner was once one of our favourite TV hotties, we can't ignore these Jennifer Garner bikini pictures. Of course, it's also hard to ignore that she isn't quite as hot as she used to be.

Still, for Mom, she's doing pretty well. Sure, she's not quite as curvy as she used to be, in fact she's a kinda blocky, but we're not going to nit-pick. At least not any more than we already have.

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2007 Fashion Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

By phil | May 8, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
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It's been a while since the last Mega Picture Post here on Egotastic!, but last night's Fashion Institute Gala in New York definitely qualifies for this special treatment.

There are about a Bazillion pictures after the jump (actually it's more like 187 pictures or something), so you'll want to check them all out. Attendees included Cameron Diaz, Cate Blanchett (looking skeletal), Christina Ricci, Claudia Schiffer (looking like she hasn't aged a day), Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Simpson (looking super busty in her own post), Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst (looking more fug than ever), Lindsay Lohan (showing Side Boob in her own post), Lucy Liu, The Olsen Twins, Petra Nemcova, Scarlett Johansson, and many more.

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64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post Part 1

By phil | January 16, 2007 @ 12:00 am
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Well, another lackluster award show has come and gone. The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards have already been forgotten, and we've moved on to not caring about the Oscars.

Sure, there were a few funny moments: Justin Timberlake's impression of Prince, Hugh Laurie's acceptance speech, and Warren Beaty trying, and failing to be "cool" with a very, very, very bad impression of Borat.

I can't even say there was tremendous quality in the all-important evening-wear category. There were definitely lots of lovely ladies in attendance (so many so, that I had to split this Mega Post into two parts), but not very many moments like last year's amazing Scarlett Johansson breast grope.

Ali Larter is always gorgeous, and (relative) newcomer, Emily Blunt was a refreshing addition. There's a ton of pictures after the jump, featuring celebrities whose names begin with A - J, plus K- Z in the 64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 2. If you care, it's almost 330 pictures in total.
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