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Olivia Wilde, Ashley Greene, and Jennifer Garner Melting Hot at ‘Butter’ Screening in N.Y.

By Bill Swift | September 28, 2012 @ 11:45 am

Olivia Wilde Shines in White at the Screening of 'Butter' in NYC

Jennifer Garner Looks Red Hot at the Screening of 'Butter' in NYC

Ashley Greene Looks Stunning at the Screening of 'Butter' in NYC

Jennifer Garner and Ashley Greene at the Screening of 'Butter' in NYC

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The film Butter seems like it's been around for a while now, showing at festivals and slowing rolling out into theaters I guess again this Fall. If you check today's Reader Finds, you'll see some nice screencaps of Olivia Wilde with some outrageous nipple pokes from the film.

Olivie Wilde was on hand with co-stars Jennifer Garner and Ashley Greene last night in The Big Apple for a promotional screening of the film about a girl who is wicked good at carving butter. And the ladies were wicked hot. Hot enough to melt the butter in your pants. Actually, that's not butter. But you get the idea. Enjoy.

WE MISS JENNIFER GARNER AND HER DELIGHTFUL WHALE TAILS

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I Will Never Give Up My Lust for Jennifer Garner

By Bill Swift | August 7, 2012 @ 2:49 pm

Jennifer Garner Chesty Red Dress at Premiere of 'The Odd Life of Timothy Green'

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Not when she continues to look this hot when dolled up.

Okay, granted, Jennifer Garner has turned in her full-time hotness card for full-time motherhood. Think she's on to her 11th kid now or something, whatever it is, it's making Ben Affleck look like a worn-out male lion, and she has traded the clingy clothes for mom jeans, and there is the new fuller body and, etc., etc. etc. But when Jennifer Garner shows up on the red carpet as she did last night for the premiere of The Odd Life of Timothy Green, well, I'll be damned if I'm expelling her from my fap bank any time soon.

IMHO, still wicked hot. Enjoy.

FOREVER HOT, STILL THESE DAYS AT MOVIE PREMIERES

Jennifer Garner at the Premiere of Arthur

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READER FINDS: Nip Slip on ‘The Bachelor’, Jennifer Garner Sideboob, Monica Bellucci Nip Peeks, Uma Thurman Nekkid, and Much More…

By Bill Swift | January 20, 2012 @ 10:19 am

Reader Finds!

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Yep, it's our very favorite time of the week. Friday. The boxed wine is already on ice. The Girl Scout Cookies borrowed from that one young scout not paying careful enough attention to her supply outside the grocery store have been cracked open. And the escorts-by-the-minute are about to arrive for their most auspicious duties. But the end of week is never complete without the blessed relief of our blessed readers' finds. The uncovering of all things boobtastic and fantastic in the mediasphere of hot bodied celebrity awesome. And you never fail to deliver.

This week's funbag filled Reader Finds includes Kelly Brook in a teasy lingerie photoshoot, a nip slip caught on The Bachelor TV show, Jennifer Garner classic sideboob, Monica Bellucci hot topless artsy photoshoot, Uma Thurman nekkid on the beach, Seren Gibson flashing perhaps the worlds' finest natural pair, Lucy Pinder doing what she does best, Bar Refaeli hot and see-through, Canadian pro-wrestler Gail Kim flashing her turnbuckles, former Miss Teen USA Lyndsey Evans flashing for the Bunny, and German fashion model Micaela Schaefer exhibiting topless wonderments. Yep, it's chocked-full today.

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Gotcha, Momma! Jennifer Garner Lacy Upskirt Whilst Maneuvering Twin Javas

By Jon | September 30, 2011 @ 12:08 pm

Jennifer Garner Upskirt During a Coffee Run

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Oh, modern moms, they try to do everything, too much really, and the result? Why even the most mom-jeans of celebrity moms, Jennifer Garner, ends up flashing some lace panties beneath her skirt while trying to get two coffee-drinks and her own pregnant self out of her car. You can not do it all, Jennifer. We've seen plenty of whale-tails from Ms. Garner before, but a nice full frontal panties show, this is something quite spectacular. Enjoy.

(Special thanks to 'Antonio M.', our Latino brother from another mother, for pointing us in the direction of Jennifer's lacy drawers.)

Jennifer Garner Whale Tail Tells a Tale of Formerly Sexy Seas

By Jon | September 2, 2011 @ 8:37 am

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You can take the mom out of the sextastic, but you can't take the sextastic out of the mom.

The more Jennifer Garner tries to hide everything that is inherently hot about herself in her baggy mom jeans and oversized sweaters, the more her inner sexy beast refuses to let go. Trust me, I took a semester of Psych at community college, I'm pretty much spot-on with my diagnoses. Thus, while the former Alias star and all-around innate hottie transforms herself further into Carol Brady territory, there's just some things she can't give up. Like her hot pink thongs, a subconscious link to her past, a past that filled us to the brim with lust. Sometimes a whale tail bespeaks of a much deeper nautical adventure. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez and Blake Lively Among the Hotties Who Came Out to Knob Hobs with Kate Middleton at BAFTA Event

By Jon | July 11, 2011 @ 9:44 am

Kate Middleton at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event

Jennifer Garner at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event

Elizabeth Banks at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event

Jennifer Lopez at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event

Blake Lively at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event

Nicole Kidman at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event

Talulah Riley at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event

Jessica Chastain at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event

Anna Kournikova at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event

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Apparently, I'm not the only one in town with a monster crush on Duchess Catherine, because an entire swarm of celebrity hotties got dolled up for some trumped up BAFTA event which was all just an excuse to meet Kate Middleton and Prince Combover at this posh L.A.glamour fest. I can't really remember a time I've seen so many prima donnas go gaga and giggly over the chance to meet a celeb even bigger than themselves. There is something to be said for royalty still.

These giggling Tinsel Town ladies in waiting included Jennifer Garner, Elizabeth Banks, Blake Lively, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Chastain, Nicole Kidman, Talulah Riley, and a mightily underated Gugu Mbatha-Raw. So much hawtness in one location; now that is truly majestic. Enjoy.

Molly Sims, Ashley Greene, and Jennifer Garner Bring the Sexy Back to Butterfly Ball

By Jon | June 13, 2011 @ 12:01 pm

Molly Sims at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball

Jennifer Garner at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball

Ashley Greene at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball

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We've always lusted Molly Sims, even though we haven't seen her for a while, she did steal the show at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball this weekend where the veteran swimsuit model wore something cleavage revealing, and nipple poking, though for my taste, entirely too appropriate. Joining the hotness parade behind Molly Sims was stunning-hot Ashley Greene, who has never looked sexier than since leaving beard duties for Joe Jonas, and Jennifer Garner, who I will ogle deeply and longly any time she puts on a dress and smiles, which is rare these days, but still special.

This was some party. The exact kind of party that hires beefy guards to keep me away from. Enjoy.