Jenna Dewan

Jenna Dewan Lingerie Pictures Light Up Pre-MILFhood Hotness for Esquire

By Bill Swift | February 19, 2013 @ 9:11 am

Jenna Dewan Lingerie Photoshoot in Esquire March 2013

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At one time, Jenna Dewan (now married to Channing Tatum, but we don't use married last names in Hollywood until 3+ years of marriage, since that saves us 97% of official name changes on the site) had one of the finest bottom sides in all of Hottieville, and perhaps she will again some day, as the model and actress faces pending motherhood, going out with a sextastic bang prior to blowing up with a lingerie pictorial on the pages of this month's Esquire magazine.

Now, we can respect a woman who wants to show off her hotness before turning into a progeny machine, pretty much like we respect the sexy celebs who show off during and after pregnancy as well. We love our women in all stages of their female form. In fact, we just really like seeing hot girls nekkid, or near nekkid in little bits of lingerie. And Jenna Dewan, she's might fine. Enjoy.

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Jenna Dewan and Miley Cyrus Lead List of Notable Diva Bodies for VH-1 Event

By Bill Swift | December 17, 2012 @ 10:10 am

Jenna Dewan Tatum Boobs Spills Out Her Dress at 2012 VH1 Divas Red Carpet

Miley Cyrus in a Black Cut-Out Dress at 2012 VH1 Divas Red Carpet

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We've really missed Jenna Dewan, now wife of Channing Tatum, and one time one of our favorite booties in Hollywood to pretend we weren't leering at whenever we saw her in a bikini or a tight pair of pants. Now, she's back and pregnant giving her super boobtastic pushed up goodness at the VH-1 Divas event, which we totally forgot that was happening, because we're just kind of surprised when the cable music channels actually do anything related to music any longer. But Jenna's perfectly ripe plums were worth the wait.

Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus made a sweet show of her own, both in a body hugging little black number on the red carpet, and in her Road Warrior bare-midriff revealing costume for performance for the show. Miley keeps working out so that she can keep dressing without underwear, a personal grooming habit of Miley's we are bound to champion. Enjoy.

MILEY CYRUS CROTCH GRABBING PERFORMANCE FOR VH-1 DIVAS

Miley Cyrus Bares Midriff for Rebel Performance at VH1 Divas 2012 in LA

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Charlize Theron Hotness and Ciara Cleavage Among the Few Reasons to Watch MTV Movie Awards

By Bill Swift | June 4, 2012 @ 8:20 am

Ciara Shows Her Goodies in a Short Red Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Shailene Woodley in a Black Deep V Neck Outfit at the MTV Movies Awards

Charlize Theron Steps Out in a Red Hot Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Emma Watson in Mini Tight Purple Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Jenna Dewan in a Plunging Neckline Top at the MTV Movies Awards

Kristen Stewart Shows Legs at the MTV Movies Awards

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Sour grapes from us being banned from the MTV Movie Awards this year? Eh, maybe. But that show, that network, has really sunk to the bottom of the bowl like a turd trying to be first in line to hit the expressway home to the sewer line, which leads to a bunch of rehabbing inane drunkards checking into the Jersey Shore house for the sixth time on the East Coast while a bunch of mostly no-named, faceless rubes were paraded down the MTV red carpet last night and we were told they were fun and interesting and exciting people. Yeah, not so much.

However, MTV being owned by a much larger parent corporation, and still being a churning marketing machine to a teen audience of future postal workers, the studios did gear up some of their A-listers currently in theaters to pimp their wares at the award show, which led to the tremendous silver lining of the hotness likes of Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson and Jenna Dewan and Shailene Woodley and Victoria Justice and Ciara (who we did mostly include because of her sweet boobtastic show). And while the smiles were fake and the words polished, the hot bodies were still very much worth ogling. Enjoy.

LAST YEAR'S MTV MOVIE AWARDS SAW SOME SIMILAR NAMES IN HOTNESS

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the MTV Movie Awards

Reese Witherspoon at the MTV Movie Awards

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Renee Olstead and Jenna Dewan Drop Serious Red Carpet Heat at ’21 Jump Street’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | March 14, 2012 @ 10:20 am

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I know hot-bodied Jenna Dewan was at the 21 Jump Street premiere last night to support her husband and film co-star, Channing Tatum, but I'm not exactly sure why our super secret (former) ginger crush Renee Olstead was there, and, frankly, I don't care, I'm just glad she was, because she looked all kinds of 'dang hot'.

We have a plan to take the entire Egotastic! staff, including those with questionable legal statuses and one with a clearly infectious disease, to see 21 Jump Street on Friday, but I'd gladly thrown them all under the bus if Renee agreed to go with me. She butters my popcorn, if you know what I'm saying. Enjoy.

WE NEED THE RETURN OF THE GINGER TO COMPLETE THE PERFECT PICTURE

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Taylor Momsen (Yes, Taylor Momsen) Leads List of Dolled-Up Hotties at Marchesa Fashion Week Event

By Bill Swift | February 17, 2012 @ 7:27 am

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Well look who put on clothes for fashion week. Kind of a double edged sword here. As much as we love seeing barely legal Taylor Momsen wearing less and less these days, it was quite the 'prom' moment when she showed up to the Marchesa swank party at New York Fashion Week looking like a million or so dollars, like her mom put clothes out for her. We can dig it for one evening at least, because dressed up or undressed, she is one rebellious teenager we love to leer.

And the party barely stopped there. Joining Taylor on the party's red carpet were supreme hotties Bar Refaeli, Petra Nemcova, Jenna Dewan, Olivia Palermo, and Stacy Keibler. A full boatload of A-grade hotness, all pimped and primped and trying to outdo each other for this extreme style event. I easily could've polished my Crocs to attend this event (and, no, that's not a euphemism). Enjoy.

HOW WE'RE MORE USED TO SEEING TAYLOR MOMSEN, UNDRESSING HERSELF

Taylor Momsen Shows Skin at Her Concert in Barcelona

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Rachel McAdams and the Jenner Sisters Light Up The Red Carpet for ‘The Vow’

By Bill Swift | February 7, 2012 @ 12:07 pm

Kendall and Kylie Jenner The Vow Premiere

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A car accident puts Paige in a coma, and when she wakes up with severe memory loss, her husband Leo works to win her heart again. -- The Vow

I just barfed a little chick flick throw-up in my mouth. Seriously, if you have beans hanging betwixt your legs, there's really no excuse for you to be seen seeing this film. I will find out, I assure you. I'm not even sure the 'but then I got some afterward' patented excuse even holds water for this one.

That being said, the chickier the flick, the hotter the chicks often who come out to represent on the red carpet for the premiere, including last night's gaggle of girl-hotties that included movie co-star, rom-movie hottie Rachel McAdams, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner looking all kinds of underaged teen model memorable, co-star Tatum's wife and hottie, Jenna Dewan, and Disney young starlet and future corrupted teen, Bella Thorne. It all worked quite nicely in a parade of the good looking to promote this sac-shrinking cinematic endeavor. Enjoy.

JENNA DEWAN HAS A KILLER UNDERRATED HOLLYWOOD BODY

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Jenna Dewan Nipple Pokes ‘Tis the Season

By Bill Swift | December 9, 2011 @ 10:06 am

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We've had a full on lust affair with Jenna Dewan, at least since visually beholding her super fine bikini bikini pictures about a summer and a half ago.

JENNA DEWAN SUPER FINE BIKINI PICTURES

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So when we saw Jenna Dewan nipple poking her way in the streets of Beverly Hills, in a surprisingly sheer outfit for the colder months (and, hence, the pokes), we were quite thrilled. She's not an attention seeking celebrity, but attention we do intend to give her. Enjoy.