Sour grapes from us being banned from the MTV Movie Awards this year? Eh, maybe. But that show, that network, has really sunk to the bottom of the bowl like a turd trying to be first in line to hit the expressway home to the sewer line, which leads to a bunch of rehabbing inane drunkards checking into the Jersey Shore house for the sixth time on the East Coast while a bunch of mostly no-named, faceless rubes were paraded down the MTV red carpet last night and we were told they were fun and interesting and exciting people. Yeah, not so much.
However, MTV being owned by a much larger parent corporation, and still being a churning marketing machine to a teen audience of future postal workers, the studios did gear up some of their A-listers currently in theaters to pimp their wares at the award show, which led to the tremendous silver lining of the hotness likes of Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson and Jenna Dewan and Shailene Woodley and Victoria Justice and Ciara (who we did mostly include because of her sweet boobtastic show). And while the smiles were fake and the words polished, the hot bodies were still very much worth ogling. Enjoy.
I know hot-bodied Jenna Dewan was at the 21 Jump Street premiere last night to support her husband and film co-star, Channing Tatum, but I’m not exactly sure why our super secret (former) ginger crush Renee Olstead was there, and, frankly, I don’t care, I’m just glad she was, because she looked all kinds of ‘dang hot’.
We have a plan to take the entire Egotastic! staff, including those with questionable legal statuses and one with a clearly infectious disease, to see 21 Jump Street on Friday, but I’d gladly thrown them all under the bus if Renee agreed to go with me. She butters my popcorn, if you know what I’m saying. Enjoy.
Well look who put on clothes for fashion week. Kind of a double edged sword here. As much as we love seeing barely legal Taylor Momsen wearing less and less these days, it was quite the ‘prom’ moment when she showed up to the Marchesa swank party at New York Fashion Week looking like a million or so dollars, like her mom put clothes out for her. We can dig it for one evening at least, because dressed up or undressed, she is one rebellious teenager we love to leer.
And the party barely stopped there. Joining Taylor on the party’s red carpet were supreme hotties Bar Refaeli, Petra Nemcova, Jenna Dewan, Olivia Palermo, and Stacy Keibler. A full boatload of A-grade hotness, all pimped and primped and trying to outdo each other for this extreme style event. I easily could’ve polished my Crocs to attend this event (and, no, that’s not a euphemism). Enjoy.
A car accident puts Paige in a coma, and when she wakes up with severe memory loss, her husband Leo works to win her heart again. – The Vow
I just barfed a little chick flick throw-up in my mouth. Seriously, if you have beans hanging betwixt your legs, there’s really no excuse for you to be seen seeing this film. I will find out, I assure you. I’m not even sure the ‘but then I got some afterward’ patented excuse even holds water for this one.
That being said, the chickier the flick, the hotter the chicks often who come out to represent on the red carpet for the premiere, including last night’s gaggle of girl-hotties that included movie co-star, rom-movie hottie Rachel McAdams, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner looking all kinds of underaged teen model memorable, co-star Tatum’s wife and hottie, Jenna Dewan, and Disney young starlet and future corrupted teen, Bella Thorne. It all worked quite nicely in a parade of the good looking to promote this sac-shrinking cinematic endeavor. Enjoy.
We’ve had a full on lust affair with Jenna Dewan, at least since visually beholding her super fine bikini bikini pictures about a summer and a half ago.
So when we saw Jenna Dewan nipple poking her way in the streets of Beverly Hills, in a surprisingly sheer outfit for the colder months (and, hence, the pokes), we were quite thrilled. She’s not an attention seeking celebrity, but attention we do intend to give her. Enjoy.
Honey, does this make my ass look fat or, you know, just more shades of incredibly awesome?
Another day, another Jenna Dewan bikini clad butt for benefit of all mankind. At this point, I feel like she’s just phoning it in; pulling on the tiny bikini bottoms and crawling all over her seaside lounge chair to make sure the cameras snap her best side, which, despite being an attractive woman, is clearly her posterior. This entire Italian resort has been overrun with celebrity bikini boobs and butts for the past week, and it’s starting to make me a tad bit jealous. How come these sexy girls never come and lay out in the sun of our beautiful basement offices?
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