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Jenna Dewan Steps Out In Super Sexy Little Sundress

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aldo-vallon - June 14, 2018

Damn. It is a good thing that those dresses with the buttons going up the front are not extremely common, because they add an extra level of sexiness that is almost too much to handle. All I can think of is her ripping it open like some female version of Superman, a Superlady if you will, and bearing what is underneath to the camera.

If I have any luck left in my life then there will not be a costume underneath. As sexy as spandex can be, I don’t want to waste the last of my good fortune on that. I fear I do not have any luck left though, what with me being around firearms and heavy machinery for most of my life I would bet it has all been used up.

It is rare that women wear anything that I can rip open without destroying. It is usually t-shirts or stretchy materials, and it is hard to feel masculine ripping a shirt open when it only slightly expands. Hulk Hogan made it look so easy, but I guess that is why he was the pro. So here is to more women wearing button up dresses, because the less dexterity I need in my fingers the better.

 

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